Apr 26, 2021DarkeReises
"Is this thing on? Oh, great. Hey there, kiddos! How ya doing? Doing well I hope. Alright, let's get down to business. You see, right now there's some kind of massive thirty meter tall eldritch monstrosity trying to bore its way into my friend's ass, and I'm contemplating whether to watch, leave and scream for help, or join in the fun. Seriously though, Hells really fucked up this time, huh?"
*Sound of popcorn crunching*
"Ah, yeah, really fucked up. Oh fuck, do you think that will fit in him?"
"Rest in pieces, Hells asshole."
*Poorly hidden snickering*... more>>