Wen Zhihao is tired of life. When he dies...meh. That’s life.... more>>

But when he gets transmigrated into the body of a young cultivator of the prestigious Golden Sun sect, full of possibilities...no thanks! He has no effort/energy to work hard on cultivation! He just wants to be a salted fish!

...it turns out sleeping = meditation and absently watching beautiful scenery = meditation.

And meditation = cultivation...

This is not the Dao of Indifference. This is the Dao of the Salted Fish!! With calm emotions, Wen Zhihao accidentally cultivates strongly!

...but he’s still a salted fish, bah. Don't make him fight!

Feat: slow build / slice of life~

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Fanworks here: https://chrysanthemumgarden.com/dsf-fanworks/

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NOTE: most of the story is rated PG. The chapters with NSFW content are ch 114, ch 116, and ch 120.

Want to read some more reviews? You can check out Salted Fish on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/59058731-dao-of-the-salted-fish

Thai translation: https://www.readawrite.com/a/3cb2e872973137c5f1da203db9740c81
Brazilian Portuguese translation: https://www.wattpad.com/story/268552987-dao-do-peixe-salgado
French translation: https://free-3821892.webador.com/traductions-finies/dao-of-the-salted-fish <<less

[Warning: This is BL (Boy's Love). If you don't want to read it, please ignore the story. This is rated 18 and has mature (NSFW) contents. Please read at your own risk.]... more>>

Lin Mian Mian, age 23, was died in a car crash. He was transmigrated to a world where there are three genders: the male, female, and ger. Ger are males that can can carry children and give birth like females. To classify males from gers, gers has this red markings called cinnabar that corresponds to their fertility: the darker the red the higher the ability of the ger to conceive. Lin Mian Mian was transferred to a body of a ger with a light colored cinnabar. His first time after transmigrating, Lin Mian Mian was assaulted by a good-looking perverted man!

"Let's do it, babe. Time to make babies," the stranger withdrawn his fingers leaving a wide gap to the exit.

Lin Mian Mian: ???! <<less

In a world rocked by the arrival of a mysterious game system, Kai's life takes an astonishing turn when a dying angel crash-lands in his... more>> backyard, granting him the ability to transform into an angelic form—but with a twist, the new class forces him to become a girl whenever he wants to use it! Follow Kai as they grapple with this newfound duality, struggle to survive, and build a survivor's community in a world that has been plunged into violence and chaos. <<less

After being reincarnated into the world of Naruto as a female version of Shino, he (now she) resolves to assemble a harem of the hottest kunoichi in the Leaf Village and beyond!
Aiding in that purpose is the Aburame secret forbidden technique: become a futanari who can copy the Kekkei Genkai of anyone she has sex with by using their DNA to create body-modification insects!
With her pheromone producing pets, stolen jutsu, and even harnessing the Anime filler arcs, she will seduce or defeat anyone standing in the way of her perfect ending!... more>>

This is a progression fantasy with a growing harem of cute girls, though Shino does have sex with a few males on occasion. The early chapters are more sex than action, but Shino fights more battles as the plot deviates from Naruto canon. Shino will scale with Naruto and Sasuke's growth through to the end of Shippuden.

*Edited to be more friendly to newcomers who aren't as familiar with the plot of the Anime.*

*Each chapter will be marked by gender in the title and tagged by major kink at the beginning in [Spoilers]. Feel free to skip a chapter with fetishes you're not interested in (Bonus Chapters are designed to be skippable sex scenes). The series becomes more Yuri/Futanari focused further along.*
F = Female
M = Male
Ft = Futanari
Tr = Trap/Trans

While a variety of kinks are explored with each new harem addition and there are a few situations with dubious consent, do NOT expect: Hard Rape (Shino never forces her conquests, only seduces them) or Shino getting NTR'd

I appreciate your support!
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Harutos life isn't going so well.... more>>

Sisters locked up

1 parent dead, 1 in a coma

Childhood friend/girlfriend cheated on him

Best friend slept with gf

He's single heartbroken but he's a nice guy. He's just wants everyone in his life to be happy.

Can he do it without becoming an asshole?

NTR protagonists always get robbed. They get the short end of the stick. Forced to lead a life of obsession for something they can't have, but what happens afterward?

The nice guy MC always doing the right thing and always gets disrespected and looked down on.

The waifu gets dicked down and drowns in pleasure while the cucked MC caters to her. But, what happens when love tries to steal the MC from her?

After reading over 100 NTR novels I have achieved NTR-NIRVANA and this is my attempt at a new genre. RNTR!

"REGRETORARE".... where the female that was stolen regrets her decision. This isnt about revenge, or the MC seeking justice. Its about a nice guy who was raised to love others AND DAMMIT HE'S GONNA DO IT.

(This is my first attempt at writing, beware of incest, horror, trap, and netorare tags. MOST NTR happens in flash backs because we are starting after it happened,
growth is very slow, the main point is MC didn't break and stopped taking shit from others.) <<less

A 22nd Century man who used to play an Ero-game for women, called Power and Sword, is reincarnated into a world similar to the game. Born as a woman in a strange matriarchy, she must level up to defend against the coming war with the Demon Queendom.
And to level up, you need to...... more>>

Warning:
This story is for an 18+ audience.
All s*x described in the story are between characters who're 18+.
contains 18+ Yaoi, Yuri, etc.

Artwork by Laksana_
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The first time Mo Yixuan dies, he drowns in the sea. The second time he tries, he jumps off a cliff. The third time...... more>>

The third time never happens because somebody stops him instead.

His disciple says, "Shizun, I hated you. But now I just want to stay by your side."
His senior sighs, "Ah-Xuan, the world is too vast to be contained within a single human heart."

After transmigrating into a cultivation setting, all Mo Yixuan wants is peace and quiet in his new life. Becoming a peak lord of a secluded sect seems to net him exactly what he needs. Yet Heaven divines where Man designs, forcing each to face their fate. When the past is remembered and their debts revived, just who will accompany him in the end?

His disciple whispers, "My redemption."
His senior smiles, "My fated half."
Mo Yixuan only shakes his head. "My plan is to stay single."
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Two-Faced Disciple x Oblivious Master/Indifferent Junior x Ancient Wise Godling
No smut, just feels & drama here thx~ :)

Chinese Title:《修閒記》Xiu Xian Ji | Original story by me - not a translation!
Myanmar/Burmese Version available on Wattpad: http://wattpad.com/story/220059649-cultivation-retirement-plan-bl <<less

A Pokémon fan dies and got reincarnated without his memories in the MCU as a humanoid Mew.
follow his journey as he falls in love and wreck chaos.... more>>

A.N 1 English is not my first language, and I write to better my skills, so the grammar won't be the best. I don't promise stable releases, as I write when I have time, even if the main storyline is already sketched.
A.N. 2 MC will be childish, as he doesn't have his past memories; he will discover himself, learning things about his body, and take stupid decisions even if he is smart.
A.N. 3 The MC will be in a polyamorous relation, with both a boy and girl.
A.N. 4 There won't be smut in the first part of the story, even later I think it will be in separate chapters.
A.N. 5 I don't own anything other than the MC, not even the cover. <<less

Hi guys, ... more>>

This is the old version of my first novel, I have re-written this on the app called Webnovel. I decided not to delete this since it will serve as my reference for the newer one. Thank you

Disclaimer:
I own nothing in this novel
I also base some of my plot on some fan-fic novels
For the picture above I found it on pinterest so if the owner want me to take it down just message me

This story is also on an app called webnovel and I’m the same author

Warning: This is a boys love novel so yeah read at your own discretion <<less

[World Symphony]
A popular VRMMO that gave its players high fantasy worlds and a classic RPG feel.
As a new player, Ai decides to follow what the [World Symphony] forum said and not pick the dreaded Mediator class, the class deemed useless and complete garbage by the players.
It was supposed to be a good-for-nothing class that would offer no benefit at all. ... more>>

A fantasy virtual reality game-themed story in which a single player slowly unlocks the secret of a seemingly useless class that every player hates while slowly coming to face with his own grief and trauma.

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This story is going through a significant re-edit and will have some grammatical errors and inconsistencies

Content warning: Chapters titled "Reality" may contain scenes of depressive episodes and depression, mentions of self-harm, and intense grief over deceased loved ones.

cover art by me <<less

Mize was ready for anything when he got dropped into a brand-new world, anything except this.... more>>

Instead of a system that grants him epic powers or insane combat skills, he gets one that demands he turn into a goddess.

Yeah, you heard that right, a goddess. The system’s got quests, points, and upgrades, but there's a catch: the better he cross-dresses, the more beautiful he becomes. But what's the point of being beautiful!???

"Well... the host can seduce a powerful child of destiny to protect the host"

"Oh..."

"... "

"that makes sense?"

So now, Mize is stuck leveling up his looks, completing absurd quests, and attracting strong protectors who have no idea about his true identity. What could go wrong?

In a world full of chaos and danger, Mize's beauty might just be his deadliest weapon. All he has to do is master the art of deception and keep up the goddess act... easy, right?

"W-wait... why are you taking off your pants?!"

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30 chapters ahead in my patreon, feel free to check it out.

Patreon link: patreon.com/PathOfTheLord727

Disclaimer: My writing is shit, don't expect much in terms of flow or even logic.

Chapters per week: 5
If more that means I am in a good mood. <<less

When Lang Yuan transmigrated into his new world, he was suddenly brought into trouble because of an egg. He accidentally created a Blood Bond to the egg and is now treating him as its mother. Unaware of its origin, Lang Yuan carried the egg as his own child until he met its original father!... more>>

*Cross-posted on Wattpad and Tapas <<less

James was woken up by the feeling of his insides being shredded. His chest hurt, stung and ached. His hips felt like they were being... more>> twisted and sculpted from within.
When morning comes around, he wakes up in a body that doesn't feel like his. In a desperate attempt to figure things out, he calls his ex-best friend Katie to help him understand what is happening to him and maybe reconcile the friendship they destroyed.
Content warnings for depictions of extreme gender dysphoria. Some transphobia. Themes of depression. <<less

To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote.... more>>

What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere!

How do you counter a novel full of plotholes?
Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense!

It shouldn't be working but the result?

Terrifying!

Long live holy creator Frozen Milk!

"Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?"

"Hello? System help?"

"System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host."

"%$@#!"

Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!!

Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear!

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Disclaimer: profanities and innuendos
Has elements of BL
This book is pure comedy with some serious elements, if you get offended easily, please don't read

First book in the 'Scum Series' <<less

As the most successful editor, beloved by the whole world, touted as the holy angel, Eric dared to offend everyone under heavens and hell!
Nothing new. Only problem is, well... this time... the person he offended is... this handsome, self-proclaimed Demon Lord in his office!... more>>

Demon Lord: My son cursed you, so I came to take you away.
Eric: Yeah, no thank you.
Yet the demon lord doesn't take a no.
Eric: Then why did you ask in the first place?
Demon Lord: Because I wanted to charm you.
Eric: You have no charm. Grow a pair of boobs, then come ba-

Next second, Eric finds himself in the Demon World. His punishment? To make the aspiring demons proper authors. Only then can Eric escape. But the thing is, Eric has to teleport into each story to edit it!

The even bigger problem, the Demon Lord seems to follow him!

"Excuse me, good sir, why the hell are you the final boss in every story that I've to seduce? Please get out of here and do your duty as the Demon Lord! Stop making all the students write about you!"

Yet the biggest problem, all the demons... seem to want him!

"This is not a breeding ground. Thank you. Please kindly fuck off. My body is not for your lusting entertainment!!!"

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Disclaimer: This has steamy scenes and loads of profanities. Read at your own risk and be ready to have your sanity and integrity questioned.

The second book in the 'Scum Series'. You don't need to have read the first book to read this but it's a damn, funny, bs book, so read it as well- 'Shameless transmigration' it's called.

Picture doesn't belong to me. Credits to artist. <<less

What's the worse thing that can happen to a hero? Getting killed by the demon lord, watching the world get destroyed right before your eyes, or suddenly being proclaimed the wife of the Demon Lord.... more>>

Marcel, the hero since childhood had always wanted to be like the proud, gallant and valiant heroes who came before him, although they all didn't return. The demon lord has remained undefeated for as long as anyone can remember since well, the demon lord does nothing to threaten the balance of anything. All he does is boss around the nobles who offend the people, sometimes destroying them and dealing with the heroes sent after him. You could say he's the epitome of not the demon lord, more like the best hero ever with the exception of eliminating the real heroes. He makes all his demon subjects have a comfortable and carefree life, not worrying about the human world. The demon realm flourishes in abundance with happiness and prosperity.

A prophecy arrives from the demon lord's trusted adviser, the seer who mentions that the demon king will be defeated by the next hero who comes to the demon realm.
He panics for weeks and then he had an idea, what if he just made the hero his loyal wife, then he won't have to worry about getting defeated. He hastily tells the spirit of the world his plans and the spirit of the world hastily grants Marcel, who was ten years old the title of Hero and Demon Lord's wife.
Now, who will be defeated in the end? The headstrong hero or the moral Jesus that is the demon lord.

Warning: NSFW content. You've been warned. This story is going to be a slow burn.
Updates once or twice a week or whenever else it's ready. It seems to always be Sundays for these past few weeks. GMT+2 CEST <<less

As a standard villainess in an amateur romantic fantasy novel, one must have prestigious background to grind people underfoot, a stunning appearance yet no one admires, a proverbial horrid personality only a mother would love and of course, a head filled with water.
The end of the novel also signals the end of the villainess. Stripped of her title and judged for her crime losing everything. But does she have to lose her beautiful face as well? ... more>>

She just came out from a two-year long relationship then one day she was told she is to become this kind of villainess.
Ayan was in a dilemma.
Ayan can perfectly feel the world's malice.
Crossing to an alternate world is okay. But going to the ancient times to bear hardships? No,no,no!
The pearl of the Rose family vehemently refuses the 'privilege'.
Unfortunately, heaven was determined to make her follow the path of her abused transmigrated predecessors.
No way!
What? She only has two days to live!?
Ayan gritted her teeth and demanded compensation.
(ʘ言ʘ╬)... Since you want me to cross, then cross it is but I dare not follow your broken script!

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Cover art above is not mine. Talent and handwork belongs solely to its amazing creator. <<less

Nadina Hearth, died at the age of 17.
Cause: A truck driving out of her TV screen.
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Then, a 'goddess' named Miranda offered to... more>> reincarnate her into the world she ruled, and Nadina readily accepted. Someone's giving you a second chance at life, only an idiot would decline!
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A little while later...
Realmkeeper? What's that? She had to become a god-like existence and take on the duty of governing a world? Didn't that reincarnation package only come with the requirement of being reborn as a villainess? Plus, what's with this annoying sharp-tongued system that was gifted to her? Can she reject it?
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[Host, enemy detected in the south-east direction. Please prepare to defend your plane.]
"Again? Haven't we already been attacked 3 times this week?"
[Who told you to go and trash their worlds? They're obviously here for revenge. Oh and by the way, this is the 6th invasion this week.]
"..." F*ck
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Update Schedule: Sporadic
This is the first story I've ever written in my life, so I'm terribly sorry if there's anything you find unsatisfying with it! Art is not owned or drawn by me, all credit goes to original artist. <<less

**A reality show so exploitative, it was never supposed to happen.**... more>>

British showrunner Sam Culver and semi-retired game show host Jimmy Howard pitch their latest project to the Garden Alpha streaming service. To make their real proposal look good, they throw in a deliberately outrageous idea: 'Woman Up!', a reality show where cisgender men compete to transition for a million-dollar prize.

They never expected executive Daria Bryant to say *yes*.

Now, Sam and Jimmy are stuck producing the most controversial reality show of the decade—dodging scandals, wrangling contestants, and desperately trying to keep their careers intact.

We Interrupt This Transition is a sharp-witted queer comedy that skewers the absurdity of reality TV, media exploitation, and gender politics. It's a book for trans readers who love to laugh—and for anyone who enjoys biting satire.

This is the First Edition, which will be Forever Free to ScribbleHub readers. I couldn't have done this without the support of the ScribbleHub community.

The Second Edition features refined prose, sharper jokes, and footnotes that unravel queer culture, pop culture deep cuts, and explains *that* IKEA plushie reference.

For the digital version of the 2nd edition, head to Itch.IO: https://kerryann.itch.io/we-interrupt-this-transition

Hardcover Version: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0DY3S3N35 (Sorry, Amazon's pretty much the only game in town here.)

Softcover versions are still in the approval process.

Hardcopies will be available on Kindle Direct Publishing, and a digital version of the second edition will be found on Itch.IO.

( Come join the discussion on Discord! https://discord.gg/Xj6nx6EH9M )

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I missed how the sparrows struggled to escape a cage, which hopeless to leave at. Before I became the slave of the queen, I once was a commoner, no perhaps, I could say, I’m still a commoner as of now. ... more>>

I don’t know about anything but, one day while I was catching a few fishes from a riverside, my father suddenly called me in there, and shove right in front of my face a letter from the Queen.

I could say, the context inside the letter, seemed normal. Yea, it was really normal. There were only threatening short words that said, if I don't become her toy, my whole family's head would be rolling in the ground!

And in the end, that resulted in… Me, becoming the Queen’s toy.

Struggle as long as I lived, no matter what everyone, nor my family will say, I’ll definitely escape from the palm of the queen!

I’ll definitely become free one day!

Discord server link: https://discord.gg/3d2u6abF4w <<less

After being in a coma for 1 year, Hao Lei wakes up, remembering nothing of the past. The only thing that he could have remembered was that he has a wife. And it turns out that his wife was the richest and most beautiful person in China. He could get anything he wanted just by saying it. The only thing that his wife wanted her husband to do was to give her his endless love and affection.... more>>

A beautiful and rich wife, you don’t have to do anything, and the wife is madly in love with you. How could Hao Lei’s life get any better? However, when Hao Lei asked about his past, she wouldn't say anything about it.

What could she be hiding?

The theme that I went for was the first one.

The novel cover that I'm using is that I got the image from Picrew and then I edited slightly to fit my preference. <<less

"I was having the worst day in a long string of worst days. Growing up on the streets in the middle of monster apocalypse put a lot of things in perspective - however, meeting one of these creatures personally was the crown jewel of my bad luck. He stalks, he claims, he does not understand..."... more>>

A more realistic take on an interest from someone inhuman. It's not rosy, it won't be smooth, there's no instantaneous affection. There's struggle, ambiguity and things going from bad to worse on an express train. All that said, a semblance of a happy ending will be reached.

Trigger warnings:
abandonment, abuse, assault, gore, death, injuries, murder, poverty, rape, self-harm.

The story in full, including the explicit excerpts:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D5WL39BL (chapters 1 R - 12 BC)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CYT3Q7H7 (chapters 13 R - 25 R)
please leave reviews! <<less

Read on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C38ZXWZC... more>>

You know the setup: A young man on Earth hit by a speeding truck who ends up in a generic fantasy world.

But what about this: A young man in a generic LitRPG fantasy world hit by a carriage who ends up in modern-day San Francisco, and yet still wants to be a hero anyway? That's how Systemless starts, and boy does it never let up.

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The system can be accepted by anyone who decides to Class Up using the world’s various Sorting Scepters. From then on, leveling up will be possible, but it could come at the cost of one's life. All actions one takes, from combat to breathing, take from their pool of LP (Life Points). Run out, and so too will they perish. The only way to replenish one's LP is to level up and learn new skills.

Eryk Solbourne chooses the [Adventurer] class, destined to explore great worlds, fight magnificent beasts, and inspire others. Now he is a D-Rank hero, but he will forge a powerful destiny for himself... and he will do so in a new world, after The Goddess reincarnates him in a brand-new Earth that is in desperate need of his abilities.

Join Eryk Solbourne and his two Earthen friends Francis and Delta as they adventure across the United States and try to achieve the impossible: becoming the ultimate hero in a world where levels don't even exist.

Cover art by Mikayla Buan. <<less

After quitting his job, Xiao Huan decides to marathon all 788 chapters of popular xianxia romance novel Transcending Heavens on a whim. He spends the next five days reading without sleeping only to be extremely disappointed by a nonsensical ending.... more>>

"What kind of shit ending is this?"

Xiao Huan's favorite character Bai Yiyan had sacrificed himself to defeat the final villain while the hero claimed all the credit and went on to live happily with the heroine.

"Bai Yiyan, you fool! Giving up your life for a bunch of ungrateful people."

After losing consciousness, Xiao Huan wakes up to find that he has transmigrated into the body of a character only briefly mentioned in the novel, Xiao Songfen.

"...Shizun."

A smooth and clear voice.

Xiao Songfen peers through the jade veil hat to see a kneeling seventeen-year-old Bai Yiyan.

Ah? I'm his shizun? Very good, very good. I'll use my position to completely blacken his heart. See if he dares sacrifice himself so stupidly in the future.

The tale of a slavedriver shizun and his slave disciple.

Alternate Titles:
HRWW
如何养白眼狼
Ruhe Yang Baiyan Lang

1/27/2023 NOTICE: YES. I AM WRITING. I AM JUST SLOW AH. <<less

After a drunken college ritual goes very wrong (or very right), Robin wakes up, naked, in a world of dark priests, angry kobolds, and Lost Gods. The priest wants to crush his will. The kobolds want to catch and eat him. The Lost God, well, it's not yet clear exactly what he wants. None of them care what Robin wants.... more>>

Robin would like to explore this new world without all the messy complications, thanks. He finally has a bit of real magic at his fingertips, but the monsters on every side won't let him relax long enough to enjoy it! The only tools he has to survive are his wits, the strange messages that keep flashing before his eyes, and a newly-discovered talent for illusions. It’s nothing game-breaking…or is it?

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The first 60 or so chapters of this story have been taken down in accordance with Amazon’s policy! To read for free, you can use Kindle Unlimited, or you can purchase the story as an ebook, PoD title, or an audiobook!

This fiction features a bi male protagonist (Kinsey 5 level).

Robin will progress through various levels of power at a steady pace. Progression will be at a moderate pace. The rise to power is far from meteoric.

“Trickster's Song” will update on Mondays and Thursdays each week.

Expect Updates to usually post between 16.30 and 17.00 GMT (London Time)

If you would like to read more of the story, and faster, check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/tomobedlam <<less