Don't expect too much from this abomination.... more>>

As the name of this fiction suggests, the title I go by in heaven is the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus. I work as a life counselor for trash waifus in case you were slow and didn't catch on.

If you have any suggestions or ideas for scenarios you want to get some really shitty life counseling for, feel free to leave them in the comments and I might make a chapter around the scenario. Really though, don't expect any legit advice. It'll all be awful. Do not follow any suggestions given by this irresponsible god.

Please be advised, author takes no responsibility if someone decides to follow the shit-tier advice of the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus.

If this isn't your cup of tea, feel free to check out my more tame stories. They cover various different genres such as Action, Adventure, Comedy, Isekai, LitRPG, Mystery, Psychological Horror, Romance, Satire, Slice of Life, Supernatural, and Wuxia.
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Every 1000 years, systems are released into the world to find the perfect hosts to compete for the top spot on the Void World's Leaderboard. The prize for first place is to have one wish of any kind granted no matter what it may be!... more>>

World-class businesswoman Tian Xi was having a pleasant nosebleed-inducing dream...until she suddenly died of blood loss!

[Ding! Binding complete. Host, I am your system, 001! Let's aim for the top, yo!]

A once-in-a-millennia genius man, Gu Yuan, had grown bored of Earth. With a cold affirmative grunt, he bound his soul to his system, 000.

Pushing and pulling, the power couple breezes their way to the top of the leaderboard!

*WARNING: this work contains R18 sexual content. PROLOGUE STARTS OFF SMUT. YOU BEEN WARN.
**cover image does not belong to me! taken from Pinterest!! <<less

Gu Jiao who always wish for familial love was extremely hardworking, acting as a well-behaved child in front of her father, while scheming against her elder brother, although her IQ was not high, with the help and coax of her mother, she was able to played dirty tricks. Constantly being encouraged by her mother's warm feelings, the braver she got. When she met with a mishap, her mother abandoned her, leaving her and her younger brother and escaped to a faraway place, leaving Gu Jiao alone to bear the crime and get kick out of the Li family. ... more>>

When all was done, she was left alone and was killed by mysterious people. On her dying time, her elder brother came.

Truth was, it was Li Jun who had arranged for her to be able to live comfortably in even after all the scandal.

If she didn't follow her mother? and was able to be a clever, obedient, lovable little sister, would everything be different?

Just after Gu Jiao close her eyes accepting death she returned from the day her mother return to get her.

Gu Jiao thought huh! This young Missu is not and idiot to make the same mistake twice.. hehehe this young miss will make sure that this evil woman of a mother would regret her schemes! (눈_눈)

hehe.. This Young Miss would enjoy teaching you a lesson hahaha... (laugh evilly Ψ(￣∀￣)Ψ....

Why is this man becoming more and more strange? What is this sleeping together for warmth? What is this good morning and good night kiss? Do you really take me for an idiot? Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

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Pls be regarded that this is story is a fanfiction of the story "Rebirth of the Wolfish Silkpants Bottom". Some parts are added, some where cut and other were manipulated in another twist and some were retained the SAME.

if you feel it was plagiarize then please talk to me first and i'll see what can be done.

Disclaimer: names, situation, imaged and other information was similar to other are not intentional. This work purely come from the research, reference story, and authors imagination <<less

[Dear Readers, this book is slow paced, but it is worth your time!]... more>>

Zack "Kazz" Foreman once was a human from the earth when humans went through a dramatic change because of an event. This forced them to evolve into energy-based beings but was sucked into another dimension.

Forced to start living out lives on random worlds in a fractured dimension, Humanity is placed on the path of complete extinction.

This is controlled by a demon king at a place called The Center of Everything.

The Demons try to force Humanity's mark from every reality, so there are only demons, but the Demon King feeds from anger and pain. A constant tournament going at the center of everything to feed his hunger.

Kazz made it to that point once, but was tricked, refused entry to the tournament because he had been offered a place one of the gods of the worlds.

Refusing to give up, Kazz goes back to the beginning to start again. To do this, Kazz must give up all of his memories to choke the flow of demons born fully grown from a pool of recycled souls.

This journey starts after he lives a solitary life trying to get stronger but not knowing why. The world Kazz is on is like our earth, but it was only a mimic of the earth we know.

Caught using steroids and about to give up and join the army, Kazz stumbles onto a cave in the ground. He is transported to a world filled with demons and monsters, and a human god named Hero is speaking in his head.

Hero, a person Kazz knew but was not friends with, followed him to help but was lost from him. Upon meeting Kazz, Hero offers him the Hero System to help him advance in this new world.

Kazz refuses after trying to get to the top and failing to use the easy route. This starts a series of frustrating events for both Heroes, but they learn to work as a team over time.

Kazz will meet misbegotten monster girls and demons that he agrees to take care of in this world, using the Ranching System. It only gives bonuses to the girls and skills to help raise them, but he will also learn to control the Elements with Shamanic abilities.

The first book is about getting off the island and getting Zack "Kazz" Foreman's memories back!
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After a long day at school, the bell finally rang. And as I was heading back home, I saw a beautiful girl, getting shouted at by a lady outside a store.
After the lady left, she was left there alone in the rain. I approached and I asked her:... more>>

“What are you doing out in the rain?”

I asked, but it didn't seem like she would tell me anything. So, I gave up, and was about to leave. But I couldn’t help myself from worrying about her. So, I went back and forced an umbrella into her hands and sprinted back home. I heard her shout, but I just ignored it.

The next day, I got sick. And as I was about to open the door to my house, I see her come to me.
“Did you get sick because of me?”
“No”

She didn’t listen to me and forced herself into my home and tried to take care of me. However, as she was about to cook, I noticed something. She was just looking around, doing nothing, and was panicking. At this point I asked:

“Do you even know how to cook?”
She froze, and after a few seconds of silence, she nervously turned around and said:
“O-Of course…”

Lies.

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This is the story of two people who due to circumstances, Has to live together. And eventually, they developed feelings for each other.

Illustration:
@Senri_sen1
I got permission to use the Illustration! <<less

Tanakashi Rito has always been viewed as a weak boy despite being well developed. The reason for this is because of the oppression of various females surrounding his life.... more>>

"...You're so ugly! Stop staring at me with those disgusting eyes!" His female childhood friend said while sending a slap on his cheeks.

"Kohi-san~ Always smelly as usual huh?" A female friend commented as he rides the train in peace.

"Don't forget to not talk or look at me in school." His big-chested sister coldly reminded him as he prepares for school.

And finally, his supposed 'girlfriend' whom he was forced onto.

"I hope you just die in atleast a shitty way so i can make fun of your disgusting corpse on my friends."

Under the constant verbal/physical abuse he receives, Rito contemplated for a moment before finally coming up with a statement that will possibly change his life.

"I'll fight back."

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[Disclaimer] :

- This is a novel where the world revolves around MC due to the girls around him. This is also fast-paced story.

- If you do not like that MC is a natural asshole and doesn't give two shits to those that doesn't like him and won't try to get some of the girls in the plot, this is not your cup of tea.

- There are no rape nor NTR in this story.

- A generic horsecock MC with little to no experience about building good relationships. A two-faced protagonist only to those who aren't close to him.

- Cover photo isn't mine, found it on google.

- There may be a couple of mispellings and some grammar errors, this is because i only use my phone to create chapters. I would love it if you can leave a comment pointing it out!

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- You can also find this series on RoyalRoads and Webnovels!

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[declinedfizzies] <<less

To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote.... more>>

What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere!

How do you counter a novel full of plotholes?
Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense!

It shouldn't be working but the result?

Terrifying!

Long live holy creator Frozen Milk!

"Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?"

"Hello? System help?"

"System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host."

"%[email protected]#!"

Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!!

Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear!

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Disclaimer: profanities and innuendos
Has elements of BL
This book is pure comedy with some serious elements, if you get offended easily, please don't read

First book in the 'Scum Series' <<less

After having his prophetic powers revealed to the powerful politicians in the East, Yue is sent away to the west to attend a European magic... more>> academy under the disguise of a rich young lady from a powerful family. It didn’t cross his mind for a second that he’d ever be wooed into someone’s arms. Especially not a man’s! <<less

Minji Song wanted some excitement in her life. Being a history teacher and otaku she would have settled for an anime that wasn't yuri bait.... more>> Being dragged into a world where she wasn't even considered sentient to serve at the whim of a sadistic Countess was not what she had in mind. Left with little choice, she now has to find a way to kill the unkillable in time to get back by the end of winter break.
Updates every Saturday. <<less

Hiroshi Hirano, a nineteen-year-old boy from the rustic town of Yamagata Prefecture, had just moved to the hustle and bustle of Tokyo to pursue higher education. But the sprawling city soon revealed its immense expenses; his part-time job at a nearby restaurant couldn't make ends meet anymore.
Like a beacon amidst the sea of darkness, Hiroshi found hope within the stormy waves of Tokyo, 'The Love Stop.' A service that paid young men a handsome sum for renting themselves as make-believe boyfriends to lonely women.
In a world where women outnumber men and are starved for companionship, Hiroshi's innocent and charming disposition would soon unwittingly lead him into depths of depravity.
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This novel... more>> is set in modern Japan, where gender roles are reversed, and women are expected to be the breadwinner of their household while men are viewed as the fairer sex.
Since such a story is written from the male point of view, the protagonist, born in a Matriarchial society, will adhere strictly to the world's gender stereotypes and the societal norms surrounding it.

This novel has nothing to do with Rent a Girlfriend manga/anime; any unintentional similarity to the same is purely coincidental.
Loosely based and inspired by this GRR cyoa:
https://files.catbox.moe/27ezi9.png

PS
please read until chapter 4 - The Park, before you make a review or decide to drop it.

Release schedule: 3-5 chapters/week <<less

After getting herself killed in a stupid car accident, all because of a game, Louise finds herself reborn as Aria Tealeaf in an extremely famous Otome Game. However, instead of getting herself in the shoes of the Machiavellian villainess, or the pure and innocent heroine, she became a side-character that appeared just a single time. Alas, the Gods were wrong when they thought they could play with her – for Louise Lancaster, now Aria Tealeaf, was never one to get satisfied with second place.... more>>

It is just that…

“Why don’t I warm your bed tonight?” The future empress asked her in a seductive tone. Hm… did the crown prince’s favorability hit -100?

“Sister Aria, can you go on a d-da-date with me?” There was nothing wrong with the sweet voice of the naive priestess, yet why was it that the savior was glaring at her with such ferocity?

Huh? Why were those devilish handsome boys staring at her as if she stole their wives? Eh? She did? “Hey, hey, what can I do? I am just that great!” Fuck those boy toys, shit sisters and stupid stepmothers, this time she was going to live like a queen!

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The art in the cover does not belong to me, and all resources used belong to their respective owners. Credits will be given out as soon as I find out who they are. If you are one of the owners, feel free to hit me up and ask to remove it~

Release schedule: 1~2 chapters per week. <<less

ADX Nightingale. Home of some of the most dangerous women on the planet - that also happen to be some of the most beautiful as well. ... more>>

How will Simon Worchester, a poor cityboy, fare in a literal wolves den surrounded by women - some of whom haven't tasted a man in years?

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Upload Schedule: sporadic until I finish writing a chapter

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Warning: sexual abuse towards Simon. He'll be the submissive in most of his relationships. Treat Simon like some shota getting taken advantage of by a bunch of women. Eventually his relationships will deepen but right now he'll pretty much be a breathing sex toy. <<less

Sammaël, Accuser, Destroyer, an eldritch entity older than space and time itself, roams the universe, looking for a way to alleviate its boredom.... more>>

When down on earth, Abe Douglas dies alone, drunk and angry in an alleyway, Sammaël seizes the opportunity and takes his body, unaware of the strange and impossible journey it is about to undertake. <<less

Michael De Arria has recently been crowned as the emperor to the Divine Empire of Arria. Upon being crowned he quickly has to face the... more>> looming threat of a two sided war. The Allonian Empire has backed the Kingdom of Aveven in their war to defend their territory while the Yanzhou Dynasty watches with greedy eyes waiting for the perfect time to strike. Not only does Michael have to worry about outside threats but he must quell inner threats as well. Giovanni, Chancellor and previous regent of Arria, has accumulated large amounts of wealth and influence in the east during the regency while a possible pretender for the throne sits waiting in the west. But let others worry for you, lucky Arria, shall marry.
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The art work is not mine. It is a fanart of Prussia from Hetalia.
Warning: This is a historical fantasy novel and therefore rape, racism, foul language, gore can all appear. While this novel isn't a smut there will be some sexual themes. Nothing too risque though, so don't get your hopes up.
I will also be uploading to Royal Road as well under the username of DnwcMizu. <<less

Qin Rong is your regular, every day man. Goes to work, pays his bills and watches soap operas under cover of night.... more>>

He is also a elite mercenary for hire. (Gotta pay those bills somehow)

On one mission, he is shot in the back by an unknown ally and dies only to wake up in the body of a strange, malnourished child. Escaping his captors, he meets an young noble, befriends him and later leaves to get back into the mercenary business. Yet how is it that once cute and innocent child ended up growing up to be such a devious person?

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QR: Don't die~
ML: I won't if you stay with me.
QR: Don't use your life as a bargaining chip!
ML: Then I guess I'll just go on with-
QR: O-okay, okay, I'll stay with you!!
ML: It's your words. Don't take them back.
QR: ... <<less

With trouble as her only constant bedmate, the only aim, after being exiled, was to spend her life in peace and relative obscurity. A chance encounter brought back memories of her last love. The more she pursued, the more question she faced and the people who were close to her are not what they appear to be. ... more>>

Even in exile, her constant bedmate would not stop. Now, being hunted, embroiled in an age-old conspiracy, torn apart by various factions, how is a lone drow to survive? Of course, by doing what she did best, raising an army. For the dark-elf Matrons have a nasty habit of not staying down when knocked. They rise up again and come back with fury.

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Things should have been easy for Rylonvirah. The exiled drow matriarch has finally reunited with the love of her life, Lyria. But from the north descends a new threat, the Cambion Warlord, in his bid for ascension, to claim the title of the demon lord, rallies his horde.

Will Rylonvirah and Lyria reforge the broken bonds between them? Will the Warlord drown the world in a sea of fire? While enemies both old and new beset Rylonvirah, her greatest obstacle is Lyria herself— and the pregnant secret that she harbours.

===== Series Info=======
The world-building is a combination of DnD, Pathfinder and Elderscrolls. Though I prefer to take a few liberties if possible.

The yuri/GL Is an **extremely slow** burn one.

=====Author Notes=====

This is my first writing attempt, and in the spirit of full disclosure, I am not a native English speaker and I am hoping to use this chance to improve my writing.

Constructive criticisms are always welcome.

I have a full-time job but I would try to keep the releases consistent.

______________Announcements______________

1. Monday and Thursday release.

2. Explicit scenes will have a content warning. I was told by some kind folks to mark explicit chapters with ❤❤❤, to protect the purity of innocent SH readers. So they will be marked accordingly. :)

3. The real plot takes a while to get started. For those of you who stuck through, You have my thanks.

4. Hit 100 chapters finally and Volume II ongoing. <<less

A young florist name Anna finds herself at the lowest point of her life. Her ex-girlfriend has left her. Her bills are steadily increasing. Her late grandmother’s florist shop that she loves so much, is being run out of business by high, trendier chains that have popped up recently.... more>>

She has almost nothing left to turn to, but one day. She is presented with a gift from a valued customer.

“Take this my dear. Wear it around your neck before sleeping tonight. Then all of your worries will be gone.”

Intrigued by the elderly woman’s gift, having nothing better to try. She decided to do just that.

She takes the large ruby necklace, places it around her neck before she sleeps. <<less

// Not currently being updated.... more>>

Riko is an ordinary girl in an extraordinary world. Among the human population it has been discovered that there are individuals with psychic powers, a vast and dazzling array of abilities, of which Riko has absolutely none. That's right, she's just a girl. No, she can't even nullify psychic abilities, they work 100% as well on her as they do on any other normal person.

How is she special, then? Well, she dreams big. She knows what she wants. What she wants is Aimi, her classmate, who is every bit the powerful esper that Riko is not. Of course, Aimi would rather not give Riko the time of day if she could help it, but that's not stopping Riko. Riko's determination is too strong to let a little ambivalence bordering on outright dislike stop her. Besides, they're both in the parapsychology club, so they're going to be seeing a lot of each other.

Plus, maybe she really does have a special ability. <<less

The trend of the world is arranged by Gu Masters.... more>>

Human is the spirit of all living beings and Gu is the essence of the Grand Dao.

Reincarnated as Gohan, the whole world falls short in front of the lofty ambitions.

Hope Gu, Heavenly Liquor Worm God Gu, Spirit Gu, Qi Transformation Gu, All Living Essence Gu...

Hatred and Justice fall short to Benefits!

Scheming the Heaven and Earth, Eternal Life is the limit. <<less

'This fucking world…sigh…'... more>>

Tsuriyama Ryoki had an eye-opening experience, betrayed by the close ones he grew up with. It matured him, realizing how fucked up the reality is. He no longer remained the happy go lucky kid, creating a thick wall around himself.

'If only I could be isekai'd like those novels.'

A pipe dream. He knew it was impossible in the real world. A fiction was just a fiction after all.

But then he found out about a new game, Chaos, an MMORPG game with virtual reality.

The game truly was a chaos of the gaming world, with dungeons, labyrinths, squad tournaments, player ranking tournaments, battlefield tournaments, and this new thing called Void, everything mixed up in a single game. But more importantly, it was a whole new world.

He could finally escape this fake and cruel society, and create genuine bonds that would last a lifetime or maybe even the afterlives.

However, his new life faced another huge obstacle.

'Damn lady luck never smiles upon me.'

He found himself stuck with Mage, a class he hated because of its lazy and tedious playstyle. Now unable to change the class, he barely enjoyed the game.

But everything changed after he obtained a special ability.

🔥Author's note🔥

Beware: This story has a slow start. Also, I like to show character relationships and interactions among them more. Btw this story, even though is a vrmmo litrpg, it has very little amount of litrpg elements.

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◾I'm a non-native, and this is my first English novel, therefore my writing pace is still slow and the use of words isn't that good yet. I might be editing a bit here and there from time to time, which shouldn't affect the story.

The characters on the cover were made using:
https://picrew.me/image_maker/1333071
https://picrew.me/image_maker/54346 <<less

CW: Abuse, mind control, sexual assault... more>>

T̶̳̠̈́̅̅h̵̯̄ḙ̸̅͒ ̷͚̳̼̕s̷̛̙e̸͚̐̇͝ṛ̶̬̫͆̑̆ỉ̵̞̩̐o̵̳̅̽̃ȗ̴̺̳̾ş̶̔ ̸̨͒ċ̸̜̩̪͌̔l̷̼͖̒ã̴͈̦̠̉s̴̺̾͆͘s̴̻̣̾ ̶̹͍̘͝p̵͉̿r̸̫̘̗̈e̷̘̼̋̈́̄s̴̥̰͈̕͘i̷͉̬̅͛͝d̸̎͜e̶̳̦͈͊n̵̡̗̗̾t̶̮̬̚ ̴̣͇̻̆a̴̼͖̎[Help me]n̶̎͋̉͜d̶̥̳̏ ̶̩̂͘I̶͚̙͆̚ ̴̺́̚t̸͍̾̔r̷̮̹͗ị̸͆̎̓͜p̸͙͙̘̾ṗ̶̯̗̓͝e̶̝̟̤͛̔ḍ̸̮͐ ̷̞͇͒a̸̻͔̅̾n̵̡̛͚͌̅ḓ̵̖̤̔̐ ̶͈͇͈͊͝ḟ̶̹̗͎͂͘ě̵̫l̵͇̞̩̀ḻ̸͒ ̸̧̠͍́̈́͊d̴̜̗̲̈̒͠ó̴̳̳͑̚w̶͚͐̅̚n̸̒̓͘͜ ̶̨́̍͝t̵͔̆͘h̶̰̣̲̆̔̈́e̷͚̭̭̽͌̅ ̵̖̹̅s̸̥̀̓c̷̨̠̻̆͝͠ḫ̴̝̌̐̈́ǫ̴͕̑o̷̙̚͘l̶̩̺̟͋͆̈́ ̶͙̒ṣ̵̑ṯ̵̨̇a̵͓̝̲͐í̷͓̲̮͆r̶̦͂ŝ̶͔̍̕͜ͅ.̵̛̻̪̅͒.̶͚̞͍̿̇.̵̨̄ ̴̹̤̹̈́́̕n̴̡̤̈́e̶͉̤͆x̷̡̅̂̏t̵̩̃ ̸̥̥̱̉Ǐ̴̀̎ͅ ̸̣̰͔̾͛̚w̷̹͐͐͛ǒ̸̼̘̦k̶̯͆̈̚e̶̫͙̱̚ ̶̥́u̸͓͛p̴̣̗͊́ ̷̻̽̒à̶̢̤͖͑̕n̷̢̼̎̂͌d̸̰̑͐̍ ̴͕̯̊͊̀f̷̢̞̼̾o̷̲̟͚͒͊̊u̵̻̤͐n̸̳͂d̴̢̠̩̈́ ̴̝̳͔̋m̶̧̼͙̓̂͠y̸̨͚͈͆̾͠s̶͈̻̲͛͒͠ẹ̸̩̲̑̆̈́l̵̫̉̀̾f̴̛̥͈̿͠ ̶̼̓̔̈h̵̠͕̏̀͛ė̴͕̞̝̑ŕ̸̨̝̘ë̸̙͕́̾?̷̛̩̳͋̉!̴̧̬̮͂ ̸͓̎B̴̩̩̝̄̕ŭ̷̜͙̅t̷͇͖̓͠ͅ ̷͉͠Ğ̶̩̩͙o̷̾͜d̸̡͙̜̿̕͝d̴̘͇͐ͅȩ̴͔̫̀͋s̴̗̆̐̅ŝ̵̢̀̀,̴̣̌̈́ ̴̨̀̚w̷̹̔͆̓ͅḧ̶̨̢̬́́̄y̵̪̾̋ ̷̜̳̠̐d̵̟̙̀ḭ̶͍̽̈́͐ḍ̴̉n̸̻̪̈'̷̨̜͓̄͗t̸̛̥̜̹̉ ̷͔̾͜ỹ̵͈͘o̷̗͎͋͌̃ͅȕ̴̙̕ ̸̦̪̪̕ṃ̸͈̀̄͗à̸͙̭̺̋k̴͙̝̪̐̇è̷̳ ̸͇̞̂̇̄m̴̮̭̿̆e̷̫̲͊̈́͐ͅ ̴̹̈́ẗ̷̞̥̳́̍͆ȟ̴̪̽͝e̵̺̣͐ ̴̫̎h̵͓́͆͝ȇ̸̯̩̘r̴̹̔̒o̴̥͚̒̔?̴̝͐̐͑!̷̳̌̄

(To be clear, this isn't an actual cry for help or a weird attempt at clickbait. The title and image change are part of the ARG metanarrative that is the actual point of this story. The actual story was my attempt to write an isekai as weird and bad as possible, really exaggerating things to the point that I thought it was obviously satire, but I guess Poe's Law strikes again. The f*cked-up stuff with the way the "Hero" treats the main character is meant to be extremely objectionable and a heightened version of existing isekai protagonists, because I'm bothered by how people seem to think to stuff like slavery is okay if it's, like, the main character buying a cute elf girl and being nice to her. <<less

An unexpected meeting change Asamura Aki's life in a blink. He met Marika Kurisu, a rich talented girl he's so familiar with. Their families have a deep connection and they met a lot of times before. He didn't expect her to enroll in the same high school he's in. Marika Kurisu invites him for lunch and asked him to become her fake boyfriend. But for what reason Marika Kurisu would ask Asamura Aki that. ... more>>

Tachibana Rei is the homeroom teacher he stumbled upon on a grilled eel shop and it turns out to be an unexpected lunch date.

How Asamura Aki would deal with each of them and who he will choose at the end.

Artwork credit: https://mobile.twitter.com/82_yagi/status/1314868456089620481?s=21 <<less

Hey, names Tom and you might be wondering what the hell my story is about?... more>>

You see I was just some normal 16 year old kid back on earth.

Watched animes, read mangas/chinese novels the whole sha bang!

But.. it seems that I have died due to drinking tons of Soda every year that's a pathetic way to die huh?

Now I've been reincarnated into some new world taking over the body of a 16 year old boy named Matthias Sacher-Massoch who's parents died some time ago and now he's the only one left making him the new Head of the Sacher-Massoch family.

Then some stuck up sadistic woman comes outta nowhere and proposes a marriage between us two!

Yea.. I denied her advances which was a mistake it seems as she has broken in my home at midnight, killed all of my guards and has me now trapped within my own body with some hypnotism magic or whatever.

Now I've met up with two other guys a weird guy who uses talismans and a sword cultivator whose brain only has swords and women in his head.

I hate this world so much.

A/N.(This thing here is where I'll be putting stuff from other shit like Fate maybe all the stuff I don't own will be put under here).

I do not own World of Warcraft nor any of their characters as they belong to Blizzard Entertainment. <<less

Synopsis: While unabashedly erotic, the story hopes to tap into a variety of emotions of a diverse cast of characters. It mainly follows Vieno, who is related to the infamous incubus, right as he moves into a new home run by a Yuki-Onna.... But...what is the strange infatuation she has for the MC? And what is that sound? What is she doing with her hands?
Oh my how lewd~~~... more>>

Details:
The format is more episodic. I have plans to do a prequel novel of Vieno that maintains the eroticism but is done in a more linear, story driven format. It will probably take a LITRPG/adventure type format.

Despite the above, "My Landlord Can't Stop M********ing!!" is part of the River of Falling Snow canon. Like the "adult" mod, dlc, or patch of the universe. <<less

Jamabi Yumeko is now called in this life. This is her third life, in her first life she was known as the empress of thunder or the goddess of thunder with a harem of 1000 jade beauties of all kinds. In her second life, she became a woman of culture, and when her beloved's life is in danger, she decides to sacrifice herself to save her life. Now she has reborn in a strange anime world where she is a strange romcom combination. When her parents die in an accident, she decides to become a writer so as not to be separated from her sister, they live with her sister in a dormitory run by... more>> her aunt Sakuroso .....

* The cover is not mine
* netori may appear in the novel (the main character steals loved ones)
* 100% GL
* I will try my best to capture the characters of the characters from different anime, but I do not promise <<less