You've probably heard this sort of story before.... more>>

Once upon a time, blah blah blah a boy and a girl fell love and everything was beautiful and perfect, except for this thing called life getting in their way.

He was this cool foreign prince and she was basically perfect. Really it's a very boring run of the mill story. I'll even spoil it for you, they kill the villianness at the end.

Not the type of story I'd read personally.

So where do I fit into this?

Apparently I'm her older twin sister and the very very lucky fiance to the foreign prince. You know, the dead villainess? Sucks I know.

Now I get to do it all over again from the beginning.

Curse my life

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Let's get the worst of it out of the way first: This is a boring story, very tedious, mundane and downright just boring. It's too slow, the characters are too confusing & make possibly retarded choices. It's an isekai/reborn type Slice of Life novel that plays on the villainess noble girl trope but the MC gets no OP cheats, no magical powers, not even some satisfying face slapping or such self-fulfillment fantasy. Wow, I'm doing a terrible job advertising this thing.

This is an awkward novel, the pacing is slow, and there are no time skips. For some reason still, I really love this little story I'm making.

Talk to me about UT on:
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In most stories, reincarnators have the story revolve around them whether they want to or not. This always happen despite saying “Nooo~ I’ll stay away from the story~~”... more>>

That is, ultimately, because they’re DUMB. How do you expect to escape from the story while you generously sink your feet in the plot, dabble with all sorts of main characters and do things that make you stand out?

Obviously, I want to continue living my easy-going life.

I don’t want to continuously have to worry about when I’ll die.
I don’t want to meet with a prince - or any royalty for that matter.
I don’t want to get involved in some BS drama which is not drama (Your lover doesn’t love you back? Ooh cry me a river, why don’t you?)

And to pursue such ideals, I need to pursue the life of a mob character.

This is how you live a mob life <<less

Old Title: Godfather and Godson
Sirius Black was always said to be a playboy. What if he taught his godson a bit of his trade.... more>> A more mature and savvy boy-who-lived heads off to Hogwarts for his fourth year.
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Advance Chapters: https://www.patreon.com/Mark_Ward
Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/pYg27q6Zwz <<less

When I recovered my memories, it was almost too late. Becoming a sacrifice for a void cause was definitely not among my first options upon remembering my past life. And this shonen manga was a lot happier and idealistic back then when I read it than it is now that I'm trapped here. As an extra no less. Why is everyone, hero or villain alike, so much of a pain? Give me back my stock-shonen manga! Give me back my freedom to remain as humanly away from the plot as I can!... more>>

What do you mean I changed the plotline and now I have to fix it? If the world needs protecting then leave it to the hero party, they saved everyone once, surely they can do it again without my help? No?

Tsk, alright, but only because if the world dies I will die as well. Definitely not because I want to become a main character or anything. I'm fine being an insignificant character so don't give me that look!

Who wants to become a stock-shonen protagonist anyway? Definitely not me!

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In case someone hasn't noticed, the summary is meant to be sarcastic.

Warning: Frustrating story is frustrating. If you manage to finish the first arc without tearing your hair out and/or crying tears of blood from the sheer frustration, you are a god in human form. Also, story's set in late 18th/early 19th century. <<less

After months being chased away by the church backed States and its Papal Armies, Soleir found himself between a rock and a hard place. ... more>>

Having been cornered by a massive army from the combined effort. There was no way out for him. Or so they thought.
The genius necromancer had one last card up his sleeve. The most advanced Death Magic ever created by men. However...

How could his magic have failed? All the years of careful planning leading up to this moment… The magic supposed to make him immortal...

At least he now still has another chance. And this time, no man or god will be left standing on his path. Giving up his pride and masculinity, he goes by a new name:

Necronomia Vladya Drakul - The princess of Wallakia.

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Winner of Scribbly Anniversary V2.
This novel was Exclusive to SH until April 2nd, 2021.

Also on RR and WN <<less

With his father dead and his brother inheriting the earldom, Braydon sets out to inherit the family’s neglected title, Viscount of Cliforge, the only land of the Kingdom on the other side of the Brimstone Mountains. ... more>>

His new lands are on the border that is held peaceful by an uneasy truce and the same lands that claimed his father’s life on the battlefield.

With no reputation in noble society and no military might to speak of he will be a long way from challenging his brother whose land is some of the most prosperous in the empire, and has the backing of their younger brother, who has the smarts to raise their position even further.

Will he become another casualty to the lands that have already claimed his father, or become something more as he climbs his way to prominence?

At least he can be sure that his brother would never see him rise peacefully, and the neighbouring Grand Duke desires the last territory of the kingdom on the eastern side of the mountains. His position is anything but stable, he will do anything to change that and build his realm.

Entry to Adventum Contest (Town/Kingdom/Empire Building)
Thanks to BriarRose for making the cover art!
Chapters are posted every other day at 11am (gmt) <<less

I was Lady Valentina Avington, the beautiful, wicked, and narcissistic villainess of a novel. When I recalled memories of my past life, I decided I wanted everything the heroine had. ... more>>

Using my knowledge of the future, I became a fake saint, the successor to my house, the future queen, and won over the male leads. When the novel began, all I had to do was dispose of the female lead.

Yet nothing was as it seemed, and before I knew it, my perfect facade fell to pieces.

“You’re not who I thought you were.”

“I despise you, Sister.”

“It’s revolting to even look at you.”

Call it ambition or greed, I would get what I wanted, by any means necessary. No matter the cost, I would definitely win.

No need to like me, I have no excuses. Will you be cheering for my downfall, like the rest of them?

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Updates weekly. <<less

A man who died in the battle of Kaliningrad in 2025 got chosen by a mysterious being who personally picked the man and stared deep inside the man's soul.... more>>

The being was intrigued at such a deep desire to live on and conquer and decided to choose the man to become a champion for the said being in the another universe that has the same history mostly, but with differences and changes.

The being smiled and wished the man now turned female a happy and long life with a few of the beings blessings in tow.

The said man now reincarnated into this universe as a baby girl named Erika Victoria Von Königsburg of Prussia. And this is her legacy, her story, and journey of surviving and building a better world for her to conquer Europe. And eventually, the world.

So join her in her shenanigans to build up her empire and find love and maybe even explore other worlds? Let's find out together.

(Disclaimer: This is not to be taken seriously as this is my first novel and my first time writing so please enjoy it if you're interested in reading. Thank you!) <<less

“I'm cold and hungry.” ... more>>

That single thought of hers ignited the beginning. The beginning of what, you ask? Haha, how innocent.

She was great— No, no, no, that was an insult to the utter majesty she possesses. She is perfection itself; academics, beauty, ability, she had them. Yet perfection has problems in and of itself; not even she can escape the cruel irony of life. That's when things take an odd twist.

On a fateful day, she and her classmates transferred over to another world! A tale as old as time itself, no? It was the stereotypical setting; the king and his knights welcomed the bewildered heroes in a grand room. Unlike her companions, she was an exception— She was starving, furious, and observant. Who wouldn't be? But their objectives were clear; slay some form of a "Demon King". Somehow, whilst on her quest for knowledge, she obtains the privilege of obtaining power that causes the collapse of the relationship between her and the kingdom, leading to the chaotic aftermath of a disaster. A vendetta forms inside of her; one that would shake the world to its core ...

"How unsightly."

Who is she? What are these terms? Why is this happening? How will she squash the balance of power? Questions upon questions. Simply read to understand

What to expect;

> Hunger and thirst for the flesh and blood of the innocent (Light-hearted 'eating' scenes.)

> The isekai's main character not taking the 'i'm going to become an adventurer!' route (seriously, what's up with isekais and adventurer mc's?)

> A fantasy world which is basically a cut-out of Europe but with more fantasy

> Working in the fantasy version of Germany (totally not because i'm German)

> Many unanswered questions and cliff-hangers

>Gore

>Blood

>Some more blood

Information on Updates and other fun shit: https://discord.gg/NdxjsmmKq9 <<less

What would you do if you fell in love at first sight with a woman that you just met at the brothel?
Don’t you know the answer?
If you want to know what our MC would do, just take a look and follow his daily life in this fantasy world.... more>>

Author's note: Well, since many ask both privately and in the comments, I will leave a note here.
THIS IS NOT AN NTR STORY.
It is just a spicy Slice of Life story. I hope you enjoy it =D
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Information that may or may not be useful

- When you have this '*' after the chapter name is because it has +18 scenes, then be warned. If you don't want to read the chapter, feel free to skip it, I don't intend to put too much relevant information in these chapters. But in case I do, I will make a small recapitulation of the important things in the next chapter.

- Your feedback is very important to me, so please comment on what you think I should improve.

My patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazyacorn <<less

38 years old and divorced. No real friends. I had been working tirelessly day in and day out in a logistic company to forget about my lackluster life. ... more>>

I was working in the office until late night when I fell asleep on my desk. Suddenly, I was in white space. Weird. It was not a room. It had no wall, ceiling, and floor. I couldn't move my body. The image of my body was projected in front of me in 3D. This looked like when I was creating and customizing a new character in my Playstation 5 games.

"Hello? Is anybody here?" I was able to shout but no one answered. To my surprise, words appeared beside the 3D image of my body like a game tutorial. It said, "Please adjust the physical traits of your body". This was exactly like the games I often played. But how to adjust? I raised my hand but my edge of my hand went through my 3D body. It appeared the image is 3 dimension but it had no physical form. When i touch the "Tutorial words", a list of parameters appeared beside my 3D body. It really looked like a PS2 game!

Skin
Height
Weight
Hair
Eyes
Eyebrows
Mouth
Nose

I was an Asian with light brown skin and average height. Could i alter my physical appearance with this? I touched the "Nose" feature, my nose on my 3D image became more pointing like an European. The more i touched, the longer it became until my face looked like some weird foreigner. How to shorten my nose? Using my finger, I tried to scroll to left like when I playing game. That nose became shorter. So that's the mechanism!

I didn't want to substantially alter my appearance so I just altered my nose to be just slightly pointing but still looked Asian. I then brightened my brown skin to lighter brown. My height was originally 176cm, I altered to 186cm as I had always wanted to be taller. I raised my weight according to my new height. In overall, my 3D body still looked Asian.

Now, my hair. As 38 years old, I had a balding hair escpecially at the top. I touched the 'hair" word. Every time I touched, my hair style changed. From long curly black to long straight blonde hair. I choose the long black hair as that's my appearance during my teenage days. Finally, I touched the "Age" word. Number "38 appeared with "Minus" sign at its left and "Plus" at its right side. I touched the "Minus" until the number turned to 14. My 3D image became youthful ! <<less

(Also available on Webnovel, and if they ever accept-- RoyalRoad)... more>>

“I'm cold and hungry.”

That single thought of hers ignited the beginning. The beginning of what, you ask? Haha, how innocent.

She was great— No, no, no, that was an insult to the utter majesty she possesses. She is perfection itself; academics, beauty, ability, she had them. Yet perfection has problems in and of itself; not even she can escape the cruel irony of life. That's when things take an odd twist.

On a fateful day, she and her classmates transferred over to another world! A tale as old as time itself, no? It was the stereotypical setting; the king and his knights welcomed the bewildered heroes in a grand room. Unlike her companions, she was an exception— She was starving, furious, and observant. Who wouldn't be? But their objectives were clear; slay some form of a "Demon Lord". Somehow, whilst on her quest for knowledge, she obtains the privilege of obtaining power that causes the collapse of the relationship between her and the kingdom, leading to the chaotic aftermath of a disaster. A vendetta forms inside of her; one that would shake the world to its core ...

"How unsightly."

Who is she? What are these terms? Why is this happening? How will she squash the balance of power? Questions upon questions.

What to expect;

> Hunger and thirst for the flesh and blood of the innocent (Light-hearted 'eating' scenes.)

> A fantasy world which is basically a cut-out of Europe but with more fantasy

> Working in the fantasy version of Germany (someday, in the later chapters)

> Many cliff-hangers

>Gore

>Blood

>Some more blood

> Dungeons

> Cutout HRE

Information on Updates and other fun shit: https://discord.com/invite/tUx689n7Ng <<less

Elena de L'Enfer is a Lich, an eternal, ancient and bloodless fiend. Once an elven teenager, she is an immortal sorcerer ascended from the invocation of dark magics from another era, by the blessing of gods long dead to the world. She is now, like many before her, a Vizier of the Eye in service to her enigmatic (and sometimes very whimsical) mistress, Nhaka Mezalune.... more>>

It is the duty of a Vizier of the Eye to do battle against the enemies of the Empire, be they humans, elves, or eldritch horrors far beyond even the darkest fathoms of the gods. That by her hand, the world of Melodia and the Empire of Arcadia might endure. <<less

During a military exercise, one of the tanks was transported into another world. Its crew was forced to do their best to survive in the... more>> world they know nothing about while having only their tank and their companions.
Will 3 tank aces be able to handle the war-torn world or will they become one of its victims?
Will they become the ones who run from the war, or become its champions?
What can a tank do against magic and mythical beasts?
All of these answers you might find here. <<less

A story about a girl who suddenly woke up to an unknown ceiling... ... more>>

She has reincarnated... into a body of a red-haired seven year old duke's daughter called Rosette Yttrea.

May had read too many novels to procrastinate with her studies; she was a very degenerate isekai hoe and a sucker for villainess noble girl isekai. Many comrades who love the genre would have imagined at one point, "What would it be like to suddenly reincarnate into a different world?" She too embraced such fluttering thoughts.

But when the actual situation came to play, she wanted to do nothing but swear endlessly upon how naive her thoughts were.

Don't transmigrators usually reincarnate after death by a kiss from truck-kun? SHE WENT TO BED LIKE ANY OTHER NORMAL DAY!
Before reincarnating, isn't there some sort of god or omnipotent being to give her some OP powers? SHE JUST WOKE UP LIKE THIS!
Don't reincarnators usually have extensive knowledge of what's going to happen in the future?
It was true she was an isekai fanatic, but NONE of the specific plot and details stuck with her after she was done reading.

So why is she in this situation? Hey, God? EXPLAIN THIS?!

[Story will be on hiatus until mid-Feb] <<less

A lazy, jobless, single adult Japanese man was transported to another world when he accidentally stepped on a swirl of silver shit. He woke up and found out he was transported in a fantasy otome game as the hateful villainous half brother of the female protagonist.... more>>

Plot the female protagonist’s death? Nah too much brain use.

Ridicule the female protagonist for having a holy bloodline? Meh, waste of saliva. Let’s eat instead.

Hire for thugs to harm the female protagonist to teach her a lesson? No way, might as well spend it on food.

He planned to live a carefree life and avoided troublesome attachments as much as possible because he was uncertain when he’ll go back to his original world. However, a certain wolfboy clung to him persistently, disrupting his plans. <<less

"You can choose to reincarnate in the world of any game you like!"... more>>

I accepted God's strange offer—but she panicked when she found out I never played RPGs before? In fact, the MMOFPS battle royale「 Elysium: Legends Royale」I just bought was my first time trying out a fantasy game.

"No worries, Iʼll just tweak some parts here and there to make the game a habitable world~"

In the end, I woke up in the body of a young soldier named Shun from a medieval Kingdom. "...this isn't even the same game anymore?!"

Wait, this country is on the verge of a coup d'état? A plague is spreading? I have to escort an exiled Princess to safety before any of that happens?

What is this clusterf*ck of a world?!

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Story notes:

Each chapter is ~1000 words, so you can binge-read them

This story features early romance (within the first arc) but it isn't intended to be smut. NSFW scenes will be hidden in spoilers

I'm writing this in my free time so chapters may not be posted regularly like other works, sorry!

Cover art by ミョワ (pixiv) <<less

Michael De Arria has recently been crowned as the emperor to the Divine Empire of Arria. Upon being crowned he quickly has to face the... more>> looming threat of a two sided war. The Allonian Empire has backed the Kingdom of Aveven in their war to defend their territory while the Yanzhou Dynasty watches with greedy eyes waiting for the perfect time to strike. Not only does Michael have to worry about outside threats but he must quell inner threats as well. Giovanni, Chancellor and previous regent of Arria, has accumulated large amounts of wealth and influence in the east during the regency while a possible pretender for the throne sits waiting in the west. But let others worry for you, lucky Arria, shall marry.
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The art work is not mine. It is a fanart of Prussia from Hetalia.
Warning: This is a historical fantasy novel and therefore rape, racism, foul language, gore can all appear. While this novel isn't a smut there will be some sexual themes. Nothing too risque though, so don't get your hopes up.
I will also be uploading to Royal Road as well under the username of DnwcMizu. <<less

Takehide Eno comes from a world where Japan never experienced the Pacific War and emerged victorious over the Second Sino-Japanese War. In this world, they... more>> had reinstated the Samurai as an Alternative Peacekeepers Organization. Murdered on the job by his ex-girlfriend, Sena, he soon finds himself summoned to another world as the Spear Hero. <<less

Terravest.... more>>

The northernmost continent of the world known by many names of legend, but is most commonly reffered to as Athora, has, for eons, served as the land of exiles.

Human criminals, dark elves, grayskinned orcs and dwarves that preffer mining with machinery over the traditional pickaxe alike, have come to call this half-frozen hellhole their home.

It is a land of great strife, calamity and crisis, where one legendary tale ends only to begin the next, heroes fall down and villains find themselves thrown into lava.

Around seventy years ago, a legendary figure appeared out of seemingly nowhere and conquered three human nations, forming a kingdom worthy enough of being called a small empire.

However, at the eve of his heirs ascension, the legend breathed his last, leaving this same bloated, chaotic realm without the pillar that kept it together.

Already, the carrion nobility, still spiteful for being denied their "rightful" place below the sun, rise up and gather at the court, each eager to consolidate their own power in these troubled times.

Tempers flare, power is exercised without restraint and no one expects the hedonistic prince to succeed at keeping the realm together.

Alas, as is often the case with such tales, not everything seems to be as it might at first appear and the vain lords of the realm may yet come to regret their carrion will.

--- The Content Warnings are there for a good reason. ---

This story is reuploaded here as a side note. You can find the full experience on Royalroadl.net, as I will not be posting flavour chapters here unless the future decides otherwise~. <<less

In a sudden twist of fate, Kaname finds himself in a boundless white space, face to face with a mysterious being who offers him the chance of a lifetime: a journey to another world where magic reigns, and the boundaries of possibility are pushed beyond imagination.... more>>

Transported to the world he's always dreamed of, he is determined to forge his path and create a harem of monster girls.

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This story is also being posted on https://www.royalroad.com/ <<less

Having played an Otome Game for 2 days straight, I collapsed on the floor. But then I realized I am now inside the game as a character that supposed to be dead.... more>>

The Game plot hasn't started yet and there are so many things that differs from the game that force me to do something. But one thing for sure. . . These Villainess girls are crazy.
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- Current Release: 1 Chapter/2 Day
- Entry to the Scribbly Anniversary V2
- Male MC
- Cover is made by me in ibispaint
- Discord server for novel: https://discord.gg/m8ZeUVtHXG <<less

Adrian is fed up with facing ugly brutes all his life!
His quest for pu*sy is endless.
His virgin self gladly awaits his 18th birthday, when he can finally go out and start his adventure!!... more>>

[Young Master, Outside is SCAARRYY~]

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Caution: Patience is required for this series as the MC is no goddy-two-shoes. Expect progressive character development and slow pace.
If you cannot bear a rude MC, then this novel is not for you.

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More than 4 Advanced Chapter on my Patreon!!
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Discord:
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Second Tempest Contest Entry: Genre choices - 1) Non-mainstream weapons, 2) Duality of a secret life <<less

A Comedy of Sexual Horror in a Fantasy Setting.... more>>

Spetlamu, a secluded foggy village in the shadow of a vampire's castle, needs wise and book-learned heroes to solve its problems with shrewd precision. Instead it gets Fabdinus Rutt, a barbaric minotaur whose solution to every problem is to either smash it with his enormous axe or his enormous penis.

The decadent sensuality of the Vampires and the irresistible virility of the Minotaur collide, throwing the community into chaos. Only Tatiana Lever, a simple milkmaid, has the sexual skills and soft breasts that can save the village.
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This chapter can work as a good standalone showcase if you're trying to decide if this book's for you...
https://www.scribblehub.com/read/399215-the-minotaurs-milkmaid/chapter/406019/
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Influences include Edward Lee, Monty Python, Carlton Mellick III, Nisio Isin, Hammer Horror and Derek & Clive.

That makes it a TERRIBLE fit for this site, since only one of those relates to LN/WN culture. There's 'niche' and then there's THIS. But lets give it a shot anyway.
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It is obvious that the story condemns the sexual violence it (very frequently) depicts, but that obviousness doesn't really come out until around chapters 15&16, so for safety's sake I'd better make it clear now. <<less

I suddenly woke up as a baby! My consciousness was intact in a 5-month-old baby and it was so hard to move! Although I have no memories of my past life, I definitely have a future ahead of me as the hero's daughter!... more>>

But what's happening? Secrets, truths, and more mysteries right before my eyes! Aiii, it's a hard life.

***Book cover template is from Canva and the image I found on Google.***

*** updates every Thursday @ 1:30 pm (GMT +8)! ***

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Published on Tapas @ January 19, 2022 - https://tapas.io/series/Isekai-Its-A-Hard-Life/info
and on Royal Road @ February 4, 2022 - https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/51091/isekai-its-a-hard-life
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