Leander is a healer. But he is not like those healers who have it all: the fame, the money and the harems. Because he is chubby. Ranked only F, he struggles with life as a new recruit in the Adventurer's Guild. Until he sees a poster that changes his life and sends him on a journey to lose weight, get the fame, money and the harem. Except, his harem will be full of men. But, such is fate. ... more>>

This is a slow burn BL harem with dungeon delving. It follows the old adventurer's guild troupes with some twists and turns. A journey from zero to hero, one could say.

I am also posting this on Ritoria.

(I am using this book to lie to my brain that losing weight is possible with the methods written in the many self-help books I have been reading recently. If you need to shed some fat, you might use Anti-cake Dungeon Delving the same way. A little hope never hurt nobody.)

Updated daily. The MC becomes a dungeon core going chapter 86 and forward.

The sort of sequel: Life Skilling, is out. <<less

“FAT GOD SYSTEM ACTIVATED... more>>

USING EXCESS FAT AS MANA......”

Hugh’s body suddenly started to convulse and constrict. He felt pain all over his body. His muscles started to spasm and his skin started to shrink. Sweat started to drip all over his body and onto his shirt. The pain was so intolerable that he fainted.

Once he awoke, he finds that his body has now become fit and healthy. His muscles were defined and his jawline became sharp. His previous black hair had now become white. He could feel the power coursing through his body.

“1 minute until the body has no more fat and loses all power. Warning! Please eat more food to maintain your transformation.”

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Humanity has explored the Milky Way and now wants to conquer other galaxies. After meeting a strange intelligent life form called ‘Baras’, humanity regressed back into the solar system and other neighboring systems near Earth.

Those that explored other galaxies brought with them knowledge and mysterious items that suddenly brought forth dungeons, mysterious forests, mutated animals, and a new power in humans. Desire.

Hugh is a poor and obese 17 year old who doesn’t have the riches and talent to unlock his Desire. He is very smart though, that’s why he enrolled in a prestigious academy that fosters new talent whether they have Desire or not.

I especially commissioned a portrait of Hugh in his transformation. That is him on the picture. <<less

Monastic life was simple, but maybe not for a priest that lost their faith. Like Thea did before she left. Now she navigates making money from her ability to smell sin without upsetting that little voice inside her head.... more>>

It's semi-honest work that helps her get by. At least, it was until a rookie superhero sent a stray chunk of building into her motorcycle. Now the bills are piling up, her motorcycle is busted, and her savings are disappearing.

Follow along with a cast of characters who are all down on their luck, but won't stop trying their hardest to survive in a world that ignores the little people.

Posting free, unedited chapters every Monday until I run out or the book finishes it's physical release! Don't want to wait until Monday? Read everything that's available right now here: https://www.kitfisto.gay/ <<less

Steven Bale, a detestable janitor, is fired from his job for something heinous. ... more>>

Now unemployed and in need of a new job, he decides to drink his troubles away. However, his life is cut short when those close to the victims come back for revenge.

When he wakes up, he expects himself to be in Hell, but he is instead met face to face with an angel. An angel that gives him an opportunity to start over in a brand-new world! <<less

Diets...well, Thomas must have gone through them all. He would lose some weight, then gain it back, plus about as much of the extra weight. As a receptionist at the Orestria adventurer's guild, he doesn't get the chance to exercise much. Not that he can, seeing as his endurance is low. ... more>>

Then, just as he stopped a new diet, he gets told that an S ranked vampire is offering seminars and couching on weight loss. With no other alternative and not wanting to gain all his two kilograms that he had lost with the last diet, Thomas decides to give it a chance. All Lucius asks for is one litter of blood every three days as payment. And, so, Thomas learns about the magical zone.

And then he puts it to the test. Then, the other diet that he cooks up. After that, the next...

No smut. This is a fat to fit journey with meal plans. I am currently on this diet, so the MC's progress will be the same as my own. You can easily follow the meal plans, if you need to.

The story will be updated at 7 am EEST. It is a book, 70 chapters, and complete. <<less

Gray always knew he was special. He was blessed with a pair of heavenly eyes that saw the world like nobody else. He had dominating strength, honed by the savage wilderness of the King's Mountains. He was meant to achieve great things, to surpass his upbringing as an impoverished miner.... more>>

His belief was confirmed one day when a beautiful fairy sister fell from the sky into his lap. She didn't stay long but she left an unforgettable impression. So, he set out into the endless world of cultivation to see her again and win her heart.

He would encounter, along the way, countless treasures including ancient weapons, heavenly gems, rare metals, and sacred medicinal pills. He would meet all kinds of people and develop unbreakable bonds. He would struggle against enemies that challenged him to the physical and spiritual limit. He would even be dragged into an existential war for the human race against their eternal enemy.

And perhaps, he would also find the time to establish his own dominion as the one and only Treasure King!

Book 1 - Lord of the Jade Plains

The Jade Plains, filled with great herds of bison and ferocious packs of wolves, was a dangerous frontier region where two towns fought for supremacy. These two towns, and two families that controlled each, were old foes destined to clash after a long period of fragile peace. The one that emerged victorious would become the undisputed lord, the owner of all the wealth that lied beneath these windswept hills and endless waves of grass. But nobody was prepared for the arrival of an exceptional young man from the mountains taking the first stumbling steps on a path to greatness.

Author's Note:

This novel has gone through major edits. Older versions of chapters have been removed. Returning readers are encouraged to start over from the beginning. I hope you enjoy!

© 2020 Kirbyisgreen, All Rights Reserved.

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Support the novel on patreon and get early access to chapters: https://www.patreon.com/kigreenwriting <<less

To be a Cultivator is to defy the Heavens - to seek to change your fate and rise up to become Divine. For many, it is a chance and opportunity to become powerful, crush their enemies and be showered in glory - but it is only a chance, as many who walk the path fall, and only a few reach the coveted Heavens and ascend as Immortals.... more>>

For Hei Lian, one who lacks in talent and can only be considered 'below average' at best, his goals are much less lofty. A nice home, a loving partner, and a stress free, peaceful life shouldn't be out of reach for him.

Right? <<less

Our protagonist suffered the typical regret for not having formulated a wish well, not knowing what was going to come true and being in his... more>> last moments of life were valid excuses, now he was an indestructible fat man not very attractive, but that was not going to stop him from following the customs of his past life of conquering women, especially being in the world of an ecchi series… although he only has the information from the first volume of the manga and vague comments from a former bodyguard. <<less

Amidst all of the issues that any teenager girl usually has, Aika Tsunaboshi also secretly an Magical Girl. Much likes the ones you would typically see in anime and manga. Except these ones also hunts demons on the side.... more>>

One day, while fighting against her nemesis, she is forced to make a decision and temporarily transfer her powers to someone in her family. Which according to her partner (AKA Sacred Beast) Nyamo, the Nekomata, was intended to go to her older brother, Akira Tsunaboshi. Who is always mistaken for a girl and barely able to form a full sentence towards strangers, which leaves him prone to many misunderstandings.

However, during the transferring process, Aika got cold feet at the last second and her partner, alongside her magical powers were sent somewhere else. About to be stricken down by her assailant.

Aika is saved by a strange fat man. Her savior... just happened to be one of her detested teachers, Shinjirou Tsunaboshi... and also her uncle, who happened to be passed out drunk in the gym storage nearby. His perpetual state of hangover, carefree nature, unrensponsible and perverted tendencies that earned him the title "Ero-Sensei" which caused many shenanigans and headaches for Aika to deal with most of her life. The utter shock of seeing her uncle wearing her uniform, a frilly dress, alongside a set of cat ears, tail and everything made her pass out on the spot.

By the time she woke up, not only he was casually partying with both her partner and the demon. Shinji became best friends with them and convinced the two to form a strange alliance between himself, her demonic nemesis and through Nyamo, sent his unprecedented proposal to Arcadia, the faction behind managing and recruiting all Magical Girls.

Would Arcadia even consider Shinji's suggestion and his abnormal circumstance? Will Aika be able to handle yet another stress placed on top of her social life? Will Aika's powers ever return to her? Even if it does, will she be able to manage to put up with her troublesome uncle for the sake of justice until then? Only one way to find out! <<less

Being overweight isn't a crime--it's just something shameful, Andrea's mother is quick to remind her. But that's to be expected in a world where technology and magic makes body goals and perfection attainable. ... more>>

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Andrea's mother has high hopes for a male heir to lead their household. Andrea must find a husband--and fast. Without a perfect body, however, there are few prospects. For Andrea, on the verge of being disowned, the inability to control something as simple as her weight further exemplifies her other failings. She heralds from the noble class, lovers of tech who frown upon mingling with the servant magic wielders. But with only one year to secure the title of the estate, Andrea has few options.

Opportunity arrives when a damaged magic wielder named Tanner comes to her estate looking for work. Servants of his creed wouldn't dare associate with nobles usually. Andrea's head tells her to be suspicious, but Tanner, who's easy on the eyes and built like a brick, looks like a great opportunity. He also takes interest in Andrea, something no one else does.

For the first time in Andrea's life, everything seems possible...if only she could quiet that stupid voice in her head warning this is too good to be true.

What price would you pay for perfection? <<less

When a boy from earth experiences a sudden apocalypse, he finds himself in a new world... in the body of an alien woman? He'll have to navigate a strange new body, a lustful boyfriend, an antagonistic best friend — and that's BEFORE the body's original owner finds him and demands it back!... more>>

This is a story about magic and monsters, about girls and gays, and about discovering your true self. It is a story about love, about identity, and about understanding. It is a story about darkness and a story about light. But most of all, it is a story about how all of these things are complicated, and how refusal to accept that fact brings only misery. <<less

In this urban fantasy novella, you will follow Julius. He sells water filtering systems in Algeria. There is a slight hitch with that, the systems are knockoffs. So, one night, a vampire local comes to him, and attacks him in retribution. That sends Julius on a journey to find aristocratic vampires, who can show him the ropes. How come the vampire who turned him can't do it? ... more>>

A vampire turning another into a vampire is deadly for them. Follow Julius as he travels, and ends up in Hungary, where he meets Ferenc. The very picture of an aristocratic vampire. There is another problem in Julius's life, though. He is fat, and Ferenc is so out of his league, that it is not even funny.

The novella has been written in 1st person, by the perspective of a blogger narrator. It is complete. The updates will be daily.

Disclaimer: This is a comedic piece. Nothing inside of it has been written with the intent to insult someone. Not that I did more than point out some things about my own country, and some commonly known stereotypes. <<less

An overweight and insecure guy gets some help from his gym bro roommate. Somehow getting in shape leads to him becoming more and more feminine... but is that such a bad thing? ... more>>

(I posted this story on a couple other sites already but all the cool girls I know are using scribblehub so I wanted to too lol) <<less

"My name is Faith Elizabeth Samuels. Well, it used to be, before I left my fundamentalist helicopter parents and started going by Luna... My counselor tells me writing will help me to 'heal'. Somehow, writing my feelings of depression, anxiety, self harm and suicidal thoughts will negate a lifetime of 'bad feelings' about my self image, mental health and general well-being. Sounds legit. So, fair reader, does my little tale of woe intrigue you? If so, come join my merry band of misfits on this roller coaster of life."... more>>

A -sometimes- uplifting story about growing up and overcoming life's challenges. Laugh, cry and smile with our cynical author as she tries to traverse what comes after high school. Battling her inner demons and conquering the ever-terrifying world of adulting. She might even fall in love on the way...

*There are no perfect people in this story; no villains, no perfect protagonists and no fairytale romance. There is, however, realistic examples of neurodivergence, discovering yourself, LGBTQIA characters and nuanced depictions of mental health problems, self harm, religious and generational trauma.*

Rated Mature (17+) For themes of self-harm, depression, anxiety and some sexuality. **NOT EXPLICIT** <<less

"My name is Arthur Callon and I’m a loser. I’m what most people would call a loser at least. If you picture a loser: A 24 year old fat-ass living alone spending all his extra barely over minimum wage job money on junk food, and video games. I watch anime too much, I sleep all day if I'm not working, I only talk to people on the internet, and I obviously have never had a girlfriend or even kissed a girl. Seeing how losers aren't exactly heroic, how the hell am I standing here buck naked in this forest after just talking to a god?"... more>>

With no direction, no ambition, and no clue how to find either of those things, Arthur, the "hero", stumbles through a mildly twisted fantasy world with only the power to reset his body every 24 hours. It's like a video game but everything actually hurts and everything is more than willing to actually hurt him. What's a guy like him to do in a situation like that? The only answer is to move forward and try his best not to suffer horribly at the hands of fate. <<less

The world of Solstica needs saving. It needs a hero.... more>>

Well, it got Willy.

At first glance, Willy isn’t premium hero material, and neither is the new body he finds himself in.

Stuck in a foreign world, inside an inconvenient body, tasked with protecting a brainwashed saintess, and surrounded by monsters eager to fuck and/or eat everything in sight and unseen baddies plotting in the shadows, will Willy rise to become the reluctant hero this world needs but not necessarily deserves...?

Maybe when pigs fly.

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This is a silly story brought about by silly reasons. But who knows, maybe it’ll be good by accident.
Please do read the tags. <<less

College graduate meets billionaire devil in this CEO story twist. Adrienne Walker wanted nothing more than to finish college and get a good-paying job to... more>> complete what she thought was the ideal life plan. However, life is never perfect, and Adrienne learns this the hard way when she is thrust into the world of billionaires - specifically, the arms of Lazareth Noir. Their feelings are both played with, especially once it is revealed that Lazareth is not human and Adrienne's anxiety constantly impedes their relationship. However, when an old enemy tries to break them apart, can Adrienne put her perfect checklist and anxiety aside to save the one thing she swore she would never let break - her heart? <<less

After an unfortunate event at school I was reincarnated into my old body in a new world, who knew that I would die after getting a hit to the gut? Well no wonder I died, my body was at wit's end anyways, as a Fat and Unfit guy I have to survive in the new world that I got reincarnated in, no matter what. I have no idea what kind of things will await me.... more>>

(For all the people that may have seen this series before, I've begun rewriting the whole thing from a first-person narration, with better grammar and (hopefully) less overall mistakes. Luckily the series was only 20 chapters long so far.) <<less

"Gods are playing dice with our lives. Never forget that."... more>>

In a realm where power and politics weave an intricate tapestry, Lord Arlo and Princess Laa, aided by their unwavering companions, Yew and Dan, become embroiled in the enigmatic web of imperial intrigue. As they embark on a perilous journey to the heart of the Empire, they must skillfully navigate the treacherous waters of court politics, manage ever-shifting alliances, and bear the weight of their family's legacy.

With luck on their side, the outcome of the dice game played in the imperial court may not seal their fate with death.

The die is cast. <<less

The main character was a fat boy trying to grow up and be a man that can take care of himself and others.... more>>

Moved to a new land aways from his island home to start fresh, but he ended up and outcast with no friends.

Growing up being looked down upon by his new peers, suddenly he and his class are isekai'd.

The boy, who wanted to be a man, lost everything. He had no support, lost his only friend, was betrayed by his last strand of hope.... then he found a way back. Only to die.

But his death was just the beginning.

Our crybaby MC will get stronger, not as fatter, and learn to stand up for himself even if he has to dies again and again to do it.

"Are you ready to give up?" A voice from the clouds said to a bleeding and broken fat kid.

Wiping the snot, tears, and blood from his face.

"*hic* *sob*... ahhhh....*sniffle*... this... is *hic*.... this is nothing! LETS GO AGAIN!"

(Disclaimer this is a work of fiction and does NOT represent: religious beliefs, races, creeds, sexual orientation, or sexual identification of the author. This is a product to entertain and broaden views, all characters, places, animals, monsters, and evil organizations are fictitious)

Content warning: sex will get very weird. The gore will get very descriptive. The pain and suffering of MC will be extremely tragic. <<less

"This Book is the Summer Journal of Evan Daniels in the year 1993! If found, please turn in at the front desk of the Squire Apartments located next to Fairhill Square if you're in Philly. If you find it in Muldraugh, then please return this to 222 Hostler Way. This is important, please! It's for my summer assignment! "... more>>

An average, normal looking journal whose cover worn and damaged with wear and stained with what is hopefully more tears and sweat than blood. What was supposed to be an assignment covering what your summer job was like became a tale of a desperate struggle for survival and a meaning for that survival. It is July 1993 in Kentucky, and hell has run out of room and released its prisoners. On the 1st, the local municipal company had to shut off land lines into the region . On the 4th despite difficulties in staff becoming ill the Independence Day celebration went off without a hitch. On the 6th, the Military blockaded the entire region south of Louisville and north of Fort Knox going as far west as the crook in the Ohio River. It was a large enough area that it contained Muldraugh, West Point, Valley Station and other small communities and covered territory of four separate counties: Meade, Hardin, Bullit and Jefferson. This is a region referred to by its inhabitants as 'Knox Country'.

No one outside of the boundary was told of what was going on within, save only that a disease had emerged and was being contained and the individuals afflicted cared for. With the landlines down there was no way to communicate with those within save to pray and hope that God himself delivered the message with one of his angels. Within the boundary... a nightmare was unfolding unlike any other the world had ever seen. People grew sick, then they died... but not all the way.

They returned, ferocious and hungry. Eager for flesh of any sort, but their fellow man's most of all.

Why was this happening? What was the cause of all this? Was this a purposeful attack by another nation, a mutation induced by science in its hubris, or God's Divine Wrath poured down on us all for our hubris and sin? Was there even a purposeful cause at all, or was this just a new twist in nature's evolutionary game?

Perhaps answering questions like those are what motivated this young man to keep writing in his journal in these dark days. Perhaps in these records of his experiences, some measure of the truth can be found. But the record within this tome may not be for the frail of heart, for this is not a triumphant hero's journey, nor a coming of age tale.

This is the story of how we died. <<less

Daiichi Procus is a warlock with unlimited potential for magic. He attends the top magical university in the world to master these powers. You've heard this all before, I'm sure. But uh... why are there no other men, and why are all the girls wearing high-cut leotards with their asses hanging out?... more>>

Warning! Daiichi is something of a "Fat Bastard" who plans on enslaving and corrupting every hot girl that enters his vision. <<less

ANNOUNCEMENT: I think I'm rebooting this and gonna delete this one after I'm finished with the rewrite to the latest chapters.... more>>

A middle aged man died and got reincarnated into a game-like fantasy world. Having lived an unfulfilling life, he wants to live his new life to the fullest, with the aim of living a carefree stress-free life. Thankfully this time, it seems he got some sort of cheat code. <<less

Fifty million people vanished overnight. All they had in common was a subscription to the world's largest VRMMO.... more>>

Mike Kang was no one — just an overweight wallflower in college moonlighting as a charismatic guild leader to escape his painful history. But, as the only Crystal Harmony Online player left on Earth who remembers the game's existence; it's up to him to save the guild that has become a family to him.

Will he confront his demons and rise above them to save the lost, or will he crumble in the face of his tormented past?

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My first attempt at a LitRPG. Dedicated to an incredibly inspiring IRL friend.

Inspired by Lookism and Rising of the Shield Hero. <<less

Tony was an average student with an average look living an average life as an average student in an average school but all this changed... more>> when he got his hands on a not-so-average pocket watch that had the ability to stop time? What will he do with this ability? I wonder, do you? Let's find out together! <<less