A young man finally managed to become an immortal, a powerful cultivator able to lord over millions of souls. He took advantage of his tremendous luck and fortune to become the youngest immortal in history. He now wants to create his own sect and enjoy life, one filled with female disciples!... more>>

© 2020 Kirbyisgreen, All Rights Reserved.

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Support the novel on patreon and get early access to chapters: https://www.patreon.com/kigreenwriting <<less

There are those who enjoy a more vanilla style of lewding, and then there are those who prefer the mint chocolate chip with a side of calamari style of lewding. Damian is one such man. Ever since he was a teenager and was visiting sites much too mature for his age, he has been in love with taboo pairings such as a beauty and a beast. However, there is a problem.... more>>

Damian not only has many bizarre tastes, but he prioritizes consensual versions of his interests above all else. Alas, very little of such content is available.

Fortunately, thanks to one of the latest VRMMORPGs to hit the market and cash shop items, he can finally become all the monsters that he could ever dream of becoming to thoroughly (and consensually) enjoy his friends and other visitors inside of his virtual dungeon! And, of course, there will be monster girls. What better to use on monster girls than actual monsters?

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Cover art done ehrrr (https://twitter.com/ehrrr_)
This is a rewrite of my previous lewd story, Ero Dungeon Evolution. However, while it may have the same cast of characters, the setting, plot, and overarching themes are different. This one focuses much more on slice of life, lewds, romance, and dungeon management. <<less

Garth Daniels is a down on his luck handyman in a quiet little town in the middle of America when our universe is co-opted into a war between an unstoppable race of reality-hopping monsters that feeds on the flesh of living creatures, and a conglomeration of thousands of realities, nested inside each other like a matroska doll.... more>>

We're the new layer.

These monsters, the Kipling, can only be defeated in a reality with very specific physics, otherwise they are unstoppable, and so Earth's universe has been assimilated to give us a fighting chance.

Garth must set aside everything that he knows, and think fast to adapt to the new laws of nature if he wants to survive.
Cover by Asera, a cool, helpful dude, who doesn't get enough props. Go check him out!
https://www.patreon.com/asera <<less

11/06/2023: Ai Love has suffered a major stroke. Her works will be on hold for the foreseeable future.... more>>

Prepare for the ultimate erotic LitRPG experience! Five years ago, the world Changed. People transformed into fantastical Races, gained powerful and mystical Classes and could look up their Status at any time. However, while the world became disrupted by dungeons and mythical creatures and unlimited physical and mental potential, humanity mostly stayed the same. People - no matter their new Races and powers - went back to work, and the world continued on as if it was just another day.

Honoka Jefferson is one of those people that Changed, but her life mostly stayed the same. Same boring job, same small and shapeless body, same non-existent social life, same tendency to make puns and quote old movies.

Only now she had a sixteen-inch futanari cock!

An architect working in Boston, all she wants is to figure out how to level up her Class and become something more than boring. If she can't obtain normal, she'll settle for turning into something MORE than normal.

When a chance encounter leads to finally unlocking her powers, Honoka finds she might have gotten more than she can handle.

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WARNING: this is a work of erotic fiction and intended for adults. Themes include a monster girl lesbian harem, futa/female couplings, LitRPG/GameLit elements and lots of female growth (BE, FMG, GTS, etc). Seriously, this is not a run-of-the-mill harem novel: THERE IS A LOT OF SEX AND FETISH GROWTH/TRANSFORMATION!! The story contains some traumatic content.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ailovestogrow
Discord: https://discord.gg/nhJK5U4XUB <<less

I was just going along with life.... more>>

I simply worked as a waiter in a high-class restaurant, went back home and that was it. I had no friends, never had a girlfriend and basically had no social life. My only pastimes were anime, manga, and such, but there was one thing that I liked the most.

Hentai.

I couldn't count how many times I spend most of my day simply watching hentai and masturbating. Sometimes I varied and jack off to erotic games and hentai manga as well.

Suddenly I found myself in completely unknown space, in the presence of two beings saying they were gods and they are offering an opportunity to live my sexual fantasies?

What the hell is going on?

Obs.: The fandom displayed is just the first. I'm planning to include more in the future.

Obs. 2: This is my first story, so reserve judgment until at least chapter 10.

Obs. 3: If you like my story and want to support my work while having access to chapters in advance, my Patreon page is: patre0n.com/Zakirael.

Obs. 4: current schedule is - 5 chapters/week <<less

Takumi Chihara is just an average high schooler. With no particularly good looks or academic prowess, he wanders the days finding his role in life... more>> together with his friends. At least, that was what he thought was going to happen. But it seemed someone had an eye out for him, and it was... His own sister??!!
[now with routes]
Not my image, I'm not an artist. <<less

What would you do if you fell in love at first sight with a woman that you just met at the brothel?
Don’t you know the answer?
If you want to know what our MC would do, just take a look and follow his daily life in this fantasy world.... more>>

Author's note: Well, since many ask both privately and in the comments, I will leave a note here.
THIS IS NOT AN NTR STORY.
It is just a spicy Slice of Life story. I hope you enjoy it =D
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Information that may or may not be useful

- When you have this '*' after the chapter name is because it has +18 scenes, then be warned. If you don't want to read the chapter, feel free to skip it, I don't intend to put too much relevant information in these chapters. But in case I do, I will make a small recapitulation of the important things in the next chapter.

- Your feedback is very important to me, so please comment on what you think I should improve.

My patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazyacorn <<less

After being reincarnated into the world of Naruto as a female version of Shino, he (now she) resolves to assemble a harem of the hottest kunoichi in the Leaf Village and beyond!
Aiding in that purpose is the Aburame secret forbidden technique: become a futanari who can copy the Kekkei Genkai of anyone she has sex with by using their DNA to create body-modification insects!
With her pheromone producing pets and stolen jutsu, she will seduce or defeat anyone standing in the way of her perfect ending!... more>>

This is a progression harem fantasy. The early chapters are more sex than action, but Shino fights more battles as the plot deviates from Naruto canon. Shino will scale with Naruto and Sasuke's growth before Shippuden.

*Each chapter will be marked by gender in the title and tagged by major kink at the beginning in [Spoilers]. Feel free to skip a chapter that doesn't interest you. The series becomes more Yuri/Futanari focused further along.*
F = Female
M = Male
Ft = Futanari
Tr = Trap/Trans

While a variety of kinks are explored with each new harem addition and there are multiple situation with dubious consent, do NOT expect:
Hard Rape, Abuse, or Shino getting NTR'd

To see a preview of the tags by chapter, check the Glossary.

I appreciate your support!
https://ko-fi.com/ladonyx <<less

When making a living writing online futanari novels, why not go all the way and become a futa? That is what Trace, who goes by Aria Paizuria as a pen name, wants to do. Unfortunately, he is but a simple man in a normal world who sometimes cross dresses. That is, until he discovers and takes home a random book he finds while out walking. Little does he know that whatever he writes within the blank book’s pages will come to life and become his new reality, and he just so happens to write down his latest idea for a new, futanari LitRPG novel.... more>>

And when he closes the book, his fantasy becomes his reality—or rather, it becomes her reality as he gets turned into a she, the futanari protagonist she always wanted to be. Not only that, but it turns out that she gets reincarnated as the futanari goddess of a fantasy world that she never made any mention of in her ideas.

Is there more to the book than she knows? Was the world really created just to satisfy her fantasy? Both interesting questions, but neither are of much concern to her. After all, her biggest concern, now that she is finally the hung and busty futanari she has always dreamed about being, is acquiring a harem of cute girls to do tons of lewd things with while leveling up and getting stronger.

She has no idea what the world has in store for her, but she does know that it’s time to begin the game-like adventure of her return as the futanari goddess!

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Lewd chapters will have a ♥ next to their titles! <<less

I did not own some of the world settings, but the remaining is all my own creation.... more>>

In any world there is no villain or protagonist instead there are people with various levels of luck and opportunities.

The final winner among them becomes a hero or the protagonist while the remaining people that became the stepping stones for the protagonist become the villains.

The villains are actually formed because of the mistakes of the so called good and peace loving people.

…………..

A good man that was darkened by the seemingly good people became a villain.

Finally after achieving his goals of revenge on the society he died happily while the people that killed him only has despair because of the after math.

When he opened his eyes he was already 2 years old kid that got his head bumped.

Most probably he died at that time and the soul of this villain replaced the kid.

The most shocking thing is that there is a strange creature taking care of him.

He has seen this creature in a movie in his previous life.

Can’t villain see a movie with his mistress?

This should be Kreacher.

Immediately the memories of the kid returned to his mind.

Immediately he understood he is the son of Sirius black and Mary Goldsman.

He is called Jonathan black.

He is currently in the black house under the care of his grandmother Walburga Black a pure blood enthusiast.

“Ding, congratulations host you have obtained the villain choice system.”

“Please make your first choice.

Option 1: Push the blame of your injury to Draco Malfoy; you will be rewarded with 1000 gold Galleons.

Option 2: push the blame to Crabbe and Goyle; you will receive +2 percent critical hit in everything you wanted.” <<less

A botched ritual left Tess sharing a body with a demon and an inability to remember much about her past. Reintroduced to the world of Auwra, Tess must perfect her abilities, gather the right gear and learn to pick apart a cosmic terror one god at a time before it swallows their sun.... more>>

Join a company of characters as they hone the power of their souls and learn to trust one another in order to battle the threat of Old Gods.

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On the Patreon we've got 2 month's worth of advance chapters, NSFW pictures, side-stories and more.

Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/elegisterotica

For canon character pictures and emojis, see the Discord.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/wDJt4UZjCN

A 💀 means that the chapter features graphic depictions of wounds, violence or scary monsters. There will be a spoiler summary at the beginning of the chapter.

A ❤️ means that the chapter features explicit sexual content. Most chapters are NSFW, but these chapters are especially smut focused.

This is planned to be a lengthy story. Currently updating on Tues/Thurs/Sun at 1:00 pm EST.

All character art was done by Thorkell_40k from SH forums. <<less

Weston wakes up in a large room. 12 doorways around him he has to make a choice on which door to open. Unfortunately he isn’t the luckiest person. The first one throws him in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. ... more>>

12 doors with unknown worlds behind them await Weston. Will he be able to keep the worlds on the path of their canon? Or will he fail and have to take over for the protagonist?

Book 1:
High School of the Dead. Gantz. One Piece. Naruto. My Hero Academia.

Book 2:
High School of the Dead. One Piece. Naruto. One Punch Man. My Hero Academia. Also dig more into why Weston is in the room and what he is actually doing there.

Book 3:
One Piece. Naruto. One Punch Man. My Hero Academia. Hunter x Hunter. Berserk. DBZ. Gantz.

Book 4: (Chapter ranges as I update and write them)
Manhwa Chapters: 318-339
Side Halls: 340-360
Comics: 361+
Second Life Ranker
Tutorial is too Hard
Solo Leveling
Marvel universe
Invincible
DC Universe
Books? Probably Harry Potter and a few others

I try not to spend too much time in each world. Things happen quickly, because I hate writing boring chapters where nothing happens. I try to reinvent some of the power systems they use, but also stick to the nature of the story. Also lots of smut.

Updates: I aim for 10 chapters released every week. Uploads on Fridays.

Oh right and I don't own any of the characters except the main one. <<less

Sucked into another world and tasked by Ysulla, the Goddess of Sinful Indulgence, to corrupt the impressionable Valkyrie students of Ravenwood Academy, Ivy is, understandably, a bit overwhelmed. ... more>>

She’s been given a smattering of tools, some magical and some not. To name a few: the ability to delve into dreams and coerce the mind, a busty, excitable, too-eager assistant as skilled at administration as she is deception, and most importantly, the role of Headmaster. And with it, a cover story as Iverius Drovelia, a world-renowned war hero.

More than enough to accomplish this perverted task of hers, to turn the young Valkyrie campus into a den of debauchery and intemperance. So long, of course, as the whole thing doesn’t come crashing down.

Oh, and she has a dick now – can’t leave that part out.

(Disclaimer: If the synopsis didn’t clue you in, expect problematic depictions ahead. Including but not limited to: mind control, blackmail, coercion, abuse of position and power, and invasions of privacy, both physical and mental. Reader discretion is advised.)

(It’s a porn story about the incremental corruption of a magical-girl campus; what did you expect?) <<less

Synopsis:... more>>

On the wedding night the bride that is sitting on the bed in the bridal chamber waiting for her husband.

“I have returned 16 years back in time.

There is still 1 year before the apocalypse starts.”

“Now I can have my revenge on that bastard husband of mine.

That bastard has used me to sleep with his superiors climb up his job ranks,

He used me to sleep with strong survivors gain supplies in the apocalypse.

He stole my opportunities to get those rare treasures of the apocalypse.

Finally when he became powerful he looked at other bitches and abandons me to die in the ditch like a used tissue paper.

Hahaha….

Now I will have my revenge.

Not only on you, but every single person that used me for their benefits would pay the heavy price.”

Extreme heat, extreme cold, floods, tsunamis, mutated beasts and plants, zombies, meteorites….

“Ding

Congratulations host for obtaining the Apocalypse Bitch System.

Bitch,

You can see your status panel that should appear after you reach the apocalypse land.

You will get quests and choices from the system that would give you rewards and may be penalties some times.

There is a system store that is currently locked before the start of the apocalypse.

There will be special mission that can let you enter what you call it as literary works like Naruto, one piece, dragon ball… to gain special benefits.

Your starter’s gift pack quest,

Cuckold your husband on the day of the wedding…”

That little ring that I got from my ancestor seems to have space or something.

My bastard husband took it from me and gave it to some bitch for his fun.

This time I will not let you have it.

I am going to hoard all the supplies and live the life of a bitch that fucked the apocalypse…. <<less

This story follows Sakura Haruno. While Naruto was off training with Jiraiya, Sakura learned a few things about herself. Mainly that she doesn't need Sasuke,... more>> she still would like to save her friend and comrade, but she no longer sees him as her old school girl crush. As she matured, she started seeing other boys and a few girls, and after having a sexual awakening discovered that she rather enjoyed sex. She gets along with her sexual partners but believes she is too young and could be killed in action at any time as a ninja to have any commitments, so she decides to sleep around and have fun. She decides she will not worry about settling down until later in life, if she ever wants to. Maybe she never will. But she had decided to focus on her ninja career and fool around with whoever she wanted when she had the chance. Soon Naruto will be returning; she can't wait to see how he has matured since she last saw him and is looking forward to showing him how much she has. <<less

The story is being rewritten fully.... more>>

I had spent the last four years fixing the mess of my life; working out, studying, practicing better habits, ya know. I had the vision of a better life, but the most important thing I’ve learned in this life was: Life’s not fair.

I died young but reincarnated as a beautiful shapeshifting succubus in an eroge. Changing gender at will, growing erotic tentacles, changing the size of my breasts—I could control everything about my body. Sounds like every man’s wet dream, doesn’t it?

So, why’s that bad? One problem: I had to find every single character in the entire eroge and fulfill their deepest desires, or else, I die for good.

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This is a smut with plot. The first few chapters are extremely smut focused, but around chapters 13 and later, the plot begins to develop much deeper.

Patreon: www.patreon.com/gnatrou (advanced chapters and NSFW illustrations)
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/gnatrou

Releases are a little slower to catch up to let Patreon catch up.

Author notes:
- NSFW chapters will be marked. ♥ = Light smut. ♥♥ = Heavy smut. ♥♥♥ = Ultra lewd ;)
- Some smut scenes are unskippable as it focuses heavily on smut as a part of the plot, but there will be a short recap in case it's not to your taste ;)
- The MC mostly remains female, with occasional futa.
- A large harem with races of all types and where no one is left out.
- There are images and illustrations, but NSFW illustrations will only be posted on my Patreon. <<less

I did not own some of the world settings, but the remaining is all my own creation.... more>>

In any world there is no villain or protagonist instead there are people with various levels of luck and opportunities.

The final winner among them becomes a hero or the protagonist while the remaining people that became the stepping stones for the protagonist become the villains.

The villains are actually formed because of the mistakes of the so called good and peace loving people.

…………..

At chapter 121,

The tutorial world for the villain has completed.

The system successfully upgraded and was ready to choose a better function for the host by reading the thoughts of the host...

Before the system could complete calculating he opened his eyes and looked at the scene in front of him.

“Hey the people look familiar.

Wait this is Minato and Kushina, fuck no….

Why am I still in the Naruto world?

Wait this scene of them dying.

This means…fuck I am Naruto….”

Ding

The system detected that the host has too much emotional fluctuations.

So the system has decided to give the host emotional villain system.

The system would bring back the consciousness and memories to the host when he turns 3 years old…”

“Fuck you system…”

Darkness filled the consciousness.

……………

This is the start of the novel,

A good man that was darkened by the seemingly good people became a villain.

Finally after achieving his goals of revenge on the society he died happily while the people that killed him only has despair because of the after math.

Congratulations host, you are the best person suited to become the host of the villain system.

Your first world of entry is the Naruto world.

Do your best to do all kinds of evil and suppress the protagonist and villains of the world.

What? I am the step brother of Fugaku but was living as an orphan.

My mother is from the Senju clan.

So that is how it is.

“Ding

Host make you first choice as a villain.

Option 1: steal the food from the orphanage’s greedy officials; you will be rewarded with the 100 villain points

Option 2: live a normal life and with the low quality food provided; your stomach would have digestion problems.

Attack on titans, fairy tail, and one piece, harry potter…….. These are the fan fiction worlds,

While there will be other world with urban, city, martial arts and cultivation worlds too after the Naruto world.

I will complete the world to the best of my capabilities hope you like it. <<less

Book 1: The Porn Star System
Systems are awakening in people as the world slowly changes. As unique as a fingerprint, these Systems are often custom made for individuals. When one particular System awakens in Asher Whitmore he has to struggle with his morals to level up. Caught between one hard decision after another he will learn the fun way that the world is wilder than he imagined. Will he let the system call the shots, or make a stand for what he believes in? ... more>>

Book 2: Systemic Trials and Errors
Asher Whitmore is thrust into one Trial after another to represent his people. Will he succeed and make it back to those he left behind? Or will he create more enemies leading his home to destruction?

Book 3: Better Left Unsaid
Asher Whitmore had a plan, but the System always gets in the way. Roped into another far off quest he needs to make it back to Earth in time for more Trials and fights with the world superpowers. Otherwise his dreams of keeping his home planet safe could go up in flames.

*I doubt I need to point it out but I do not have permission or own the rights to the franchises mentioned in the story. Including but not limited to: Gantz, Predator, Batman, Superman, John Wick, Dragon ball Z, Star Wars, Final Fantasy, One Punch Man, My Hero Academia, Harry Potter, Naruto, Rick and Morty, Black Clover, the Powerpuff Girls, One Piece, Marvel Comics characters, unmentioned DC comic characters, and the Matrix. <<less

By chance, a young thief discovers that the sensational Wonder Woman has a secret weakness that can be exploited. A weakness so secret that not... more>> even Wonder Woman knows about it. When desire overcomes his rational mind, the thief takes a daring risk and puts the Amazonian princess under his... Twisted Dominion. <<less

Salacious stories uniquely written to whet your palette. Catgirls, demons, tentacles; Tongues & Tails is a menagerie of fetishes retold in bite-sized chapters.... more>>

All chapters are 18+ commissioned pieces and NSFW. CWs will be written at the beginning of each chapter, so please be mindful.

Cover art done by monobe for my flagship series, Everyone's a Catgirl!

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ddoubleblindd
Discord: https://discord.gg/doubleblind <<less

i DO NOT OWN THE FANTASY WORLD SETTING BUT EVERYTHING OTHER THAN THAT IS MY OWN CREATION.
THE COVER IMAGE IS NOT MINE... more>>

Warning: this story contains, netorare, netorase and many other themes but on good side.

Read it at your own risk.
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Volume 2 has been decided--- The pirates of the Caribbean from chap 106

volume 3 has been completed---- Black lagoon from chap 161

volume 4 was started--- harry potter from chap 182

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This is the story a lady with the perverted mind was chosen to become a system to guide perverts.

As the system upgrades the woman will have a chance to be born as normal being with her system that is still herself.

The host can be a pervert, slut, bitch, whore, exhibitionist, cuck, trap, sissy AND EVERYTHING THAT YOU COULD IMAGINE…..

An orphan from an orphanage came into the society at the age of 18,

For some strange reason she always sees and thinks of perverted thing in her life and everything she perceives around.

Also she was never satisfied with her husband.

Her entire life is spent but she never committed any single act of perversion physically.

But in her mind and imagination she became the biggest pervert.

Finally, she passed away with regret.

…………………….

The will of lust in the multiverse is thinking about the increase in other sins but the lust is always staying like that.

The protagonist might marry a bunch of girls but how long will be participate in lustful activity with all of them

The villain spends his entire time on nonsense or licking the heroine but never truly gets a proper woman before his death.

See Hinata that has a lewd body of pinnacle grade.

Her husband only lives in the office.

At least she got two kids,

On the other hand Sakura, she only got one.

If her husband did not appear frequently then she might even forget his face.

So the will of lust has decided to use the accumulated resources for the lust since the creation to create a system.

But not everyone can become this system and the system has a special role as both person and the system.

This will hop around the world and promote lust in the world creating a lustful paradise. <<less

The title is self-explanatory.... more>>

To clarify, I'm not a Naruto expert. I'll try to minimize the plot holes, but if I can't, I apologize.

Precisely because I'm not an expert on naruto, this fanfic will be more about the protagonist's point of view. He won't get too involved in the politics of the ninja world, and there will only be a contrast between his values and those of the ninjas.

The focus of the story will be on the protagonist getting to know the world, adapting to the new world, romance, and how he will leave his own legacy in this world of death.

I dont know the future of this. I have other novels. I'm writing this as I got a inspiration after reading a very good fanfic of Naruto.

I dont own rights on Naruto.

+18, Romance, Martial Arts

Yujin and Tsunade's relationship will be built block by block, so it takes a while until content +18. Chapters with such content will be marked with (+18).

I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com, StoriesOnline.com, WebNovel.com and Fanfiction.net <<less

Ryker's life changed when he was adopted by a famous family. His new mother was a beloved celebrity, his older sister was a renowned tennis player, and his younger sister was an idol to many.... more>>

Ryker, with these three beautiful women, had a great life and some sexual thoughts toward his family.

However, he suppressed these thoughts, but one day, his older sister told him she would help him with masturbation, and another day, his mother said she would be his love partner to help him understand the relationship.

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Read this before reading the novel.

1. There is a light femdom element.
2. You might or might not like the older sister.
3. The main character seems weak at the beginning, but he will become stronger as he develops. [I'm talking about mental strength]
4. There is no Yuri.
5. There is no NTR.
6. Comment on what you like or dislike about the novel so I can improve it.
7. This novel is translation 새 가족이 너무 잘해준다 / My new family is so nice to me <<less

A Comedy of Sexual Horror in a Fantasy Setting.... more>>

Spetlamu, a secluded foggy village in the shadow of a vampire's castle, needs wise and book-learned heroes to solve its problems with shrewd precision. Instead it gets Fabdinus Rutt, a barbaric minotaur whose solution to every problem is to either smash it with his enormous axe or his enormous penis.

The decadent sensuality of the Vampires and the irresistible virility of the Minotaur collide, throwing the community into chaos. Only Tatiana Lever, a simple milkmaid, has the sexual skills and soft breasts that can save the village.
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This chapter can work as a good standalone showcase if you're trying to decide if this book's for you...
https://www.scribblehub.com/read/399215-the-minotaurs-milkmaid/chapter/406019/
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Influences include Edward Lee, Monty Python, Carlton Mellick III, Nisio Isin, Hammer Horror and Derek & Clive.

That makes it a TERRIBLE fit for this site, since only one of those relates to LN/WN culture. There's 'niche' and then there's THIS. But lets give it a shot anyway.
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It is obvious that the story condemns the sexual violence it (very frequently) depicts, but that obviousness doesn't really come out until around chapters 15&16, so for safety's sake I'd better make it clear now. <<less

Warning: The story is exceedingly dark and contains explicit mature and gore scenes.... more>>

You can read my Attack on Titan fanfiction if you are looking for one that is well-written, has an exciting story and plot, and was not hastily thrown together.

You can read my fanfiction if you're looking for an Attack on Titan fanfiction that contains mature content, such as scenes with milf, loli, onesan, and other characters of that nature.

Additional warning: this story contains a lot of adult scenes that are told in detail. If you guys protest by saying that this fanfiction is only filled with snu-snu scenes, all I can say is, "you damn insects."

https://www.patreon.com/Instamoist <<less