Dear Inspector,... more>>

Please accept this letter as my formal resignation from being a Player.

Hey! Laugh all you want, but I had to try. With no rules down here, who's to say that I can't resign?

Anyway, my reasons are simple: I'm neither a gamer nor a hero. You got the wrong person for the job. Sure, the pay is decent and I could pretty much live like a king if, you know, I wasn't so busy trying to survive. I have major concerns about the demonic dagger bound to my soul too. Come to think of it, I've never asked to be transported to this fantasy land either and would like you to return me home, thank you very much. I don't want supernatural powers, I don't want to complete quests after quests, and I don't want to be your test subject anymore. What? I'm not whining, you're whining. Stop making excuses and let me leave already.

Thank you for your understanding, and I hope you'll find a better replacement after I'm gone for good.

Sincerely,
Randel, the Mad Painter <<less

This is the story of a man who made a lot of bad choices.... more>>

An American army engineer finds himself at rock bottom in Japan, but finally figures out a way to put his life back together. While waiting in an airport in Japan, he was hoping to reconnect with his ex-wife, repair his relationship with his daughter, and get his family back.

The plane never makes it to Japan.

Having reached the end of his rope, Ryan just can't take it anymore, and decides to end it all by stepping out into traffic. The only problem is that he stepped out in front of Truck-Kun on the prowl.

As Ryan awakens, he finds himself trapped in the midst of a Romantic Isekai Otome Game, a world he knows nothing about. To add to his troubles, he finds himself occupying the body of the school's social outcast, destined to be married to the villainess, who is on the verge of ruining her engagement with the crown prince and facing exile from the kingdom.

On top of that, Ryan soon discovers that he is not the only one who has been transported to this world. Someone else very familiar with the setting is trying to manipulate the world to their own benefit and in the process may change the genre from what should be a simple rom-com into a demonic apocalypse.

To prevent this, the Gods have given Ryan an offer he can't refuse.

Stop the end of the world and they'll help him find his family. <<less

Sky pirates have stolen Sir Broderick's beloved donkey! He'll do anything to save his noble steed from these dastardly foes. Including teaming up with the... more>> wizard whose home he accidentally incinerated and go on a quest around the land of Caldonia, where everyone worships giant chickens and colorful language takes on a new meaning. <<less

The deal: Beryl the self-proclaimed 'god-tier' gamer is offered one thousand years of paradise for reincarnating into a fantasy world and slaying the Demon King.
The plan: Pretending to be a girl in online games worked to get him tons of free gold. What could go wrong doing it for real this time?
The catch: Something feels very 'off' about this world. Why is it starting to seem like everyone here is some kind of weirdo? And even the Demon King, he’s… he’s…!
“For the love of God, is there ANYONE in this world who isn’t a pervert?!”... more>>

Update: It appears that the links for images posted on discord have broken for some reason. If you'd like to see an image that's missing, just leave a comment and I'll see about replacing it <3 <<less

Tired of those cultivators who think it is righteous to eliminate a sect or clan root and stem all in the name of revenge and avoiding future troubles, fights over treasures that end up destroying cities with no consequence whatsoever to the culprit, these psychos whose aim for the peak always involves a trail of carnage and bloodshed in its wake for some reason. Then look no further than the daily life of a cultivation judge. Yang Qing, is a young genius cultivator from a low-tier family whose only safe choice to get resources and hopefully lead an easy life led him to the courts of the Cultivation Order Society.... more>>

Author’s disclaimer: Hey there this is my first novel so any criticism will be well taken though beware I’m a million-year-old monster who has cultivated the way of the sword to the peak. The daily life of a cultivation judge will be true to its name so it will be heavily on the slice of life lane meaning we will see the life of Yang Qing when he clocks in and out. Chapter releases will be on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. There will be double releases or bonus chapters twice a month.

Please note this novel is only available on Webnovel, Royal road, and scribblehub. If you see it anywhere else please inform me in the comments.

Cover art by Conny Schneider on Unsplash <<less

"The gods of this world are incompetent snobs...if they can't do their jobs, I'll do it myself."... more>>

Hellam Ryūjin, an ancient Sorcerer, once gathered the powers of 9 Ancient Dragons and distributed them amongst his 8 allies, in an attempt to reign supreme over the whole world. Gathering their mightiest soldiers, the Ancient Clans assembled themselves to stand against the Dragon-Tails, in a battle that forever changed the Sorcery World known as the Dragon War. Humanity's side was victorious, but a new threat emerged centuries later...which saw the Clans' descendants, the Hunters, facing off against their sworn enemies with hidden intentions: to revive the 9 Dragons.

Dragon X Hunter is an original story, based in the Seinen genre and mainly taking inspiration from the likes of Naruto, Demon Slayer, My Hero Academia, a tad bit of Jujutsu Kaisen, and possibly others. Also, this is my first work...ever.

** This story is owned and written only by me and is available on Royal Road. ** <<less

A Comedy of Sexual Horror in a Fantasy Setting.... more>>

Spetlamu, a secluded foggy village in the shadow of a vampire's castle, needs wise and book-learned heroes to solve its problems with shrewd precision. Instead it gets Fabdinus Rutt, a barbaric minotaur whose solution to every problem is to either smash it with his enormous axe or his enormous penis.

The decadent sensuality of the Vampires and the irresistible virility of the Minotaur collide, throwing the community into chaos. Only Tatiana Lever, a simple milkmaid, has the sexual skills and soft breasts that can save the village.
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This chapter can work as a good standalone showcase if you're trying to decide if this book's for you...
https://www.scribblehub.com/read/399215-the-minotaurs-milkmaid/chapter/406019/
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Influences include Edward Lee, Monty Python, Carlton Mellick III, Nisio Isin, Hammer Horror and Derek & Clive.

That makes it a TERRIBLE fit for this site, since only one of those relates to LN/WN culture. There's 'niche' and then there's THIS. But lets give it a shot anyway.
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It is obvious that the story condemns the sexual violence it (very frequently) depicts, but that obviousness doesn't really come out until around chapters 15&16, so for safety's sake I'd better make it clear now. <<less

Escalation(a novel)
Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war!
two lunatic presidents. With inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement are dragging the world into a doomed war!!!
Words 90000... more>>

Genre-fiction, Comedy, political Satire, Bizarre leaders, Fake Media, Unscrupulous Politicians ,Hollywood Superstars.
Note:
To promote the book it is possible to receive

1. Animation for the first episode - 3 minutes
2. Illustrations of the main characters
3. Comics for the first episode
synopsis
two lunatic presidents. two superpowers' leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable surreal war.
Two conflicted presidents, each driven by delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to fraud, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monroe - the president of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad - the president of the Free Islamic Forces, find themselves dragged into an inevitable war. Barney Chaplin the entertainer, the nerdy minister of education who opposes the idiotic war. He became Monroe's deputy and was sent to the front lines in the Fata Morgana desert to entertain his troops, while clearly risking his own life. The performance of President Monroe and the members of his government is examined by the government psychiatrist Professor Cheers, and everyone understands that it is better that someone supervises her as well... During the illusory war, well-known Hollywood actors who have passed their time are forced to function as deadly commandos and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looks to be executed until Monroe produces a plan to save him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation. Both leaders were charged with war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield the Doomsday Device to hold the world hostage with incredible results.
https://youtu.be/SIZmx0t1JhQ
story possibilities

• A feature film (114 pages-ready and available)
• T.V. series (first draft)
• A film in three sequels in the style of The Lord of the Rings (first draft)
• An animated film/series (first draft)
• Graphic Novel / comics (first draft)
• Movie/series for the internet
• Movie/series for mobile
• Computer/mobile game
• All kinds of merchandise
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*This story is not on hiatus, it's continued on webnovel.com and there are 220+ chapters now.... more>>

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

Join the Discord for character art, including R-18 art and animated gifs: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive)

If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1 <<less

Old title: Lost souls: Road to Godhood... more>>

In a world where mages stand above nobles and even the law, it's not surprising that everyone wants to learn magic. Luz and his brothers are no different.

However, their peaceful lives are shattered when a dragon attacks their village. Left with no choice, Luz uses a forbidden spatial spell to save his brothers. The consequences are not pretty--he and his brothers are scattered across different realms.

Luz will have to travel to places unknown to reunite his family and gain enough power to take vengeance on the dragon. Armed with a single spell that he can only cast once before his magic reserves are depleted, Luz has his work cut out for him.

Being the oldest is never easy.

Author note: Please be warned as the book won't be what you might expect since the early chapters of my work are more of a slice of life of an MC, trying to adjust to his new life rather than slaying monsters left and right from the get-go with accelerated growth cheat and missions given by a goddamn system that forges your path, since everyone knows: an MC needs a system that tells one how to move forward.

That was a long sentence. Also, some of you might consider my chapter titles as clickbaity, while others like me might consider them: not boring titles, hehehe. <<less

Special Thanks to my Friend Fuwari for making the Cover Art!
Find her on: https://www.instagram.com/fuwari_sotto/ | https://twitter.com/Fuwari_Sotto?s=09 | https://www.facebook.com/FuwariSotto/
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Souls Unlimited Online. A brand spanking, asscheeks reddening, new VRMMORPG that boasts of its promise to give each and every single one of its players, from the dumbest to the dumb, a Unique Skill of their own!... more>>

Such a premise, so enticing!

Riveting!

Mouth-watering!

So many VR gadgets immediately drenched in fluids of all kinds!

Enter Fira Dragonir. A very eager player with a dragonoid avatar being followed around by a scantily clad robot lady who is actually his system avatar, an AI assigned specifically to him. He ignores everyone else to instead talk to her!

Is he destined to go down the path of the edgy solo player who is very obviously overcompensating!?

But just then, a new challenger appears! Enter Gothra, a player with an avatar that looks very normal, a somewhat rarity in the age of The System where anyone's body can be freely modified as they see fit. But one look at her system avatar and you'd question if this goofy-looking character really belongs to such a normal-looking woman! A man with a very buff and large body, covered by a bear fur suit, then wearing a gothic lolita maid outfit on top of that bear suit, and donning a gun strapped to his shoulder as the final touch.

Wow, that's a lot! Slow down Gothra! Use some of that creativity for yourself!

This very likely duo found each other, taking the entire world of Souls Unlimited Online by storm! They said so themselves, so it must be true!

Follow their heroic destiny as they forge their bonds, discover the realms, vanquish their foes, and sometimes do stupid shit!

Ok, they do the stupid shit the most. Everything else is optional, actually.

But despite what others may say about them, no matter how many stares or cheers they may receive, none shall stop their rise as their names are forever engraved in the anals of history.

The Legend of Gothra and Fira: The Two Dumbest Unique Skill Users!

THIS WORK DOES NOT CONTAIN HARD SEX SCENES. Only soft ones. Very limp. Mostly played up for laughs, and specially gags. <<less

A man on a mission to conquer the world…of coffee!... more>>

Ryu, a 20-year-old shut-in working a dead-end job as a barista, dreams of a lavish lifestyle being waited on hand and foot (some cute maids would be nice). When a freak accident delivers Ryu an untimely death, he is unceremoniously transported to the world of Cerulia where knights, dragons, and faeries alike are not concepts of old or creatures of fantasy, but very real and particularly dangerous.

Ryu finds himself in the peaceful Kingdom of Kaffa, far from the conflicts of warring states. In this kingdom, the currency is coffee, status is coffee, and fame is coffee. It’s the dream of every aspiring Coffee Brewer here to join the ranks as one of the monarch’s Royal Brewers. It’s a place ripe for the taking with his skillset.

There’s just one catch: outside the kingdom lay untamed wilds that defy the laws of nature, populated by strange and savage flora and fauna. Sourced in these wilds, ingredients for coffee are difficult to come by, and foraging for them is a perilous undertaking. Can Ryu manage to navigate this seemingly treacherous lifestyle? Or will he succumb to the dangers that lurk within the Wildlands?

Testing out a new series. Feel free to comment with your thoughts as this is my first attempt at an Isekai/LitRPG (Please be nice). If people enjoy it I'll serialize it daily since chapters are fun and easy to write for me. <<less

An epic tale of Jon, the retired knight, Fangs, the half-wolf mage, and Emit, the captain, on their journey to find and train the chosen... more>> one destined to save the world from the dreaded dark lord, with so many twists and turns you'll barely see straight anymore! <<less

Within the Eternal Worm, a world slides inexorably beneath bioluminescent suns...... more>>

In the steppelands of the Bolus lives Chicken, a scout of his people, the kobolds, who are a savage lizard-like race. When an orc girl named Penelope shows up half-dead out of the desert, he and his tribe are plunged into disaster.

The orcish clans are uniting under an indestructible dark lord, who has some strange new ideas, and who intends to conquer the whole of the desert wastes. But all is not well among the elite of the new city of Hurraggh, as the former khans work to steer their eccentric new ruler.

Could Chicken be the prophetic hero, as foretold by Amerigo, his aquatic herald and fish-out-of-water companion? Will the power Chicken unearths be enough to save his people and fulfill his destiny? What misadventures await these unlikely pawns of fate?

A Helminverse Novel.

Chapter and cover art courtesy of Elchaart.

Now being posted on Royal Road! <<less

After the magnetosphere shatters and exposes Earth to unstable cosmic radiation, all organisms yield to mutations beyond their mere comprehension. ... more>>

Fashion model Cosima Manco was dealt a horrid hand. Deformed to the core, she wallows in the gloom as she loses touch with the life she worked diligently for.

However, in an awfully dynamic world where one must fuse with beasts—humans and inhumans alike—to seize opportunities, Cosima steps out of fashion and puts herself in the shoes of the monster she was maimed into.

Stepping below the belt of society, she’ll dress to kill, just to be the beholder of the beauty she cherished.

*Content Warnings: Body horror, excessive gore, animal abuse, grotesque transformations—not for the faint of heart.
*Upload schedule: Monday noon EST (2-3pm) <<less

A light satirical take on the Wuxia genre and its tropes.... more>>

Seni is hung up on his past glories before it all went wrong - before he became an herb farmer living in semi-seclusion. His only friend is a middle-aged man who acts as the chief of an unremarkable village not too far away. Unfortunately, as much as he would have liked, he did not ever find himself in the distant past to fix his younger self's mistakes.
One fateful day, he comes across an artifact that the Immortals would sacrifice millions of lives to obtain, which thrusts him in the middle of an internal war deep within the heart of the Empire.

Author's Note: I'm writing this story mainly for criticism and practice, as there's this sci-fi story I'd like to write sometime in the future. If you're looking for a story that is meant to be taken seriously by both the author and the reader, do yourself a favor and skip this. <<less

It is often unclear when a thing comes to an end, the world itself no exception. In the event of the world ending, it was both abrupt and unnoticed, something down right confusing to most involved.... more>>

Due to this confusion, we will quickly cover the short window of events that led to the destruction of the generally known universe, following the primary instigators to hopefully give the whole thing a little much needed context.
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I have posted this fiction on Royal Road as well, which is currently farther ahead. However, they should be parallel before long.

Royal Road: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/38761/falling

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Author’s Note: Just to be clear ahead of time, I may go on hiatus between arcs, but it should be clear that an arc has ended.

Regardless, I currently plan to go on hiatus after the third arc, which is intended to be a natural breaking point (and may simply be the conclusion).

This is with the hope of not dropping off in the middle of the narrative, and I am mentioning it now so no one is surprised if there are planned pauses.

Content Warnings: I do not plan to include anything I would see as profanity or gore. However, I do expect my bar for what qualifies is both above some people’s and below others.

Therefore, I am including the Content Warnings so people are not surprised when my view is different.

If you find something you do not like, I wish you luck in moving on without it farther concerning you. If I was not as extreme as you were hoping, I apologize for not meeting expectations.

I am marking sexual content, since what is defined as sexual content is rather unclear and open to interpretation.

I will not be including explicit sex scenes, but sex and sexuality still exists and may come up as both an offscreen event or subject.

Cover Art: The art work is by me, and I will take it down immediately at request from the artist. <<less

Gemma Tran has only one regret about the day she died: she should've been reading a better fantasy book.... more>>

Then again, it's not like she knew that she'd be transported into the world of that trash medieval fantasy book in her afterlife. Or that she'd be in the body of Aurelia Morrell, who's feisty, gorgeous, talented... and set to die tonight.

Only Gemma's not letting Aurelia/herself die. One painful death experience is good for her, thanks. She knows every plot point in the series, so it can't be that hard to run far far away and escape her fate... right?

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Updates every Thurs & Sat!
Book trailer: https://www.tiktok.com/@rdrift_reads/video/7203850170814172462
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A collection of Sci-fi short stories created by a schizophrenic engineer, packed with anxieties about the coming future.

No, really!... more>>

After years of hard work and dedication, Shorts Minion is finally getting his very own hit series!

Honest-to-God that's what this is!

I promise it's not just a short story collection, pfffft!

I'd never hire Shorts Minion to introduce my shorts on the sole purpose of him being Shorts Minion! Look how happy he is in the thumbnail. He's positively ecstatic to be the star for once.

You think I'd just take that from him?! <<less

Yovan is an arcane hunter, a specialist that deals with magic users and magical creatures. Yet, in a world ruled by mages from an outside... more>> world called Earth with godlike powers, he is only looking not to draw attention to himself and enjoy life as much as possible. Unfortunately, an unlucky string of events will make him cross paths with one of the mages, leading to brutal experiments performed on him. With nothing left, Yovan will take up on himself to defeat the mages and get rid of the evil from another world. <<less

Every night, when he rested on his bed and looked back on his way of life. He discovered nothing but regrets. ... more>>

But what could he do then?

He was now old and out of time—he could do nothing but accept his life choices and pray that he acquire enough wisdom to experience life with little regrets in the next life.

Life is cruel. Everyone faces mishaps, sorrows, and tragedies, which in turn give birth to regrets. 『Master Of Centipedes』 is a story of a king who lived his entire life, caged in the misery of regrets but received a second chance in life.

Once a king, now a pupil inside a sect.

This time, will he be able to live a life any different from before?

Note: He doesn't reincarnate as a centipede. Instead, he's a being who can control centipedes. But, the insects will evolve. <<less

In which an asshole jock Alpha is mated to an apathetic human boy with sociopathic tendencies — who isn't acting like a human should. Drama,... more>> rebellion, and maybe even love ensues. <<less

Kit's life is fine...or basically alright...or at least not particularly bad...depending on the day. Or, at least, it *was* fine, before *everyone's* life went topsy-turvy with the arrival of a global pandemic. Sure, the new bug might not *hurt* you, but it certainly has the capacity to turn your life upside-down - and his life is *fine* as-is, isn't it? But as society tries to cope with the necessary preventative measures, and Kit struggles to come to terms with his own feelings on the matter, it's an open question whether he'll make it out of this without ending up a bit different than he went in...... more>>

FRAGMENTARY STORY, NOT PLANNED TO BE CONTINUED. Updates Fridays, while supplies last. <<less

A kobold learns about the art of late night television and the world is never the same.... more>>

Clckja’djzx was your average kobold - cowardly, loyal to his abusive dragon master, a lifelong union member, etc.

That all changed when he found a Zune, filled with episodes of The Very Late Show. Now, Clckja’djzx will stop at nothing to meet his idol - TV host, comedian, and interviewer extraordinaire, Guy Blanco. Clckja’djzx, newly christened Zune, soon finds that the wider world is far more treacherous than the warrens of his youth.

Denounced by the dragon he formerly served, hunted by a vengeful gunslinger from Earth, and in a dire search for better ratings, Zune has his work cut out for him. But not even the fated apocalypse, the gods trying to stop it, or a lack of electricity can get in the way of an enthusiastic kobold’s mission to share the beauty of the late night television with the citizens of Absurdia. Or can they? Find out on this episode of The Slightly Late Show, with your host, Zune! <<less