*This story is not on hiatus, it's continued on webnovel.com and there are 220+ chapters now.... more>>

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

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I am Tachibana Kyou, the likable, klutzy, perverted, dense character.
Of course, my character traits do not stop there. I'm a genius who can become any character I put my mind to be—Acting talents perfect for a "mob", the crucial role that hooks up the main characters with the girls around them.... more>>

Indeed, moving from school to school throughout my life to fulfill my passion, I have truly become the Modern Cupid! And for another year in this new high school, I decided to step up a level this time: Aim for a HAREM SHURABA, a situation that any guy would dream of!

Things were surely going according to plan...
And yet, why are the girls killing their love interests instead of confessing their love?
Why are they looking at me so strangely? Why do they even know where I live?!
...WHO ON EARTH ARE THESE GIRLS?!

This is a side-story I made for fun.
(All art in this novel is AI-generated/edited)
Updates: https://discord.gg/aXz8qyB <<less

The deal: Beryl the self-proclaimed 'god-tier' gamer is offered one thousand years of paradise for reincarnating into a fantasy world and slaying the Demon King.
The plan: Pretending to be a girl in online games worked to get him tons of free gold. What could go wrong doing it for real this time?
The catch: Something feels very 'off' about this world. Why is it starting to seem like everyone here is some kind of weirdo? And even the Demon King, he’s… he’s…!
“For the love of God, is there ANYONE in this world who isn’t a pervert?!”... more>>

Update: It appears that the links for images posted on discord have broken for some reason. If you'd like to see an image that's missing, just leave a comment and I'll see about replacing it <3 <<less

This is the story of a man who made a lot of bad choices.... more>>

An American army engineer finds himself at rock bottom in Japan, but finally figures out a way to put his life back together. While waiting in an airport in Japan, he was hoping to reconnect with his ex-wife, repair his relationship with his daughter, and get his family back.

The plane never makes it to Japan.

Having reached the end of his rope, Ryan just can't take it anymore, and decides to end it all by stepping out into traffic. The only problem is that he stepped out in front of Truck-Kun on the prowl.

As Ryan awakens, he finds himself trapped in the midst of a Romantic Isekai Otome Game, a world he knows nothing about. To add to his troubles, he finds himself occupying the body of the school's social outcast, destined to be married to the villainess, who is on the verge of ruining her engagement with the crown prince and facing exile from the kingdom.

On top of that, Ryan soon discovers that he is not the only one who has been transported to this world. Someone else very familiar with the setting is trying to manipulate the world to their own benefit and in the process may change the genre from what should be a simple rom-com into a demonic apocalypse.

To prevent this, the Gods have given Ryan an offer he can't refuse.

Stop the end of the world and they'll help him find his family. <<less

How to dig your own grave? —and other life snippets about a villainess who eats death flags for a living.
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Coco is a trash-like existence. Her attitude just makes people around her cough blood. It's Earth's blessing that she died. And her descent is her next world's misfortune.... more>>

She realized that she transmigrated inside an otome game she used to play as Colette Corliss, the villainess. Nothing to worry about. She can just use her game knowledge to avoid death flags or something, right?

It’s just that the plot became nothing but fart. All because she transmigrated in a world where numerous otome games co-exist. A world with plenty of protagonists with different tiers of heroine halos. A bunch of Rival Characters. Love interests confusing who their heroine was. There was only one word to describe her current circumstance. Chaos! But it isn't necessarily a bad thing. She smirked to herself.

"In chaos, I thrive. Duh."

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Content Warning: This novel is absurd. Do not read this at home.

Mostly a parody of isekai'd to games and cultivation worlds.

? Previously known as "Merge Riot!"

This will be reposted on RoyalRoad.com under the username Dalang Tala <<less

Light Novel
There's so much isekai out there where the protagonist die because of trucks. What happens to the truck drivers?
Van Driver is a self made man who lifted his family out of poverty by being the best truck driver of the company of Amagon. Life was going well for the man living in a small apartment complex until one day, he hit a salaryman with his truck. He saw a weird light before he crashed at that salaryman though, making him think that that someone must have been isekai’d. He was temporarily detained until he eventually rots in jail for life imprisonment. He doesn’t want to give up, because he and the other... more>> people with him at the prison are also truck drivers who saw the same light as he did.

Read this story for the exciting adventures of Van and his cellmates trying to figure out how to prove that they aren’t murderers, and the inevitable journeys that they will take between the various dimensions in the universe!
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Sometimes features my art. I appreciate it so much if you comment criticisms and such. Thank you <3 <<less

Dear Inspector,... more>>

Please accept this letter as my formal resignation from being a Player.

Hey! Laugh all you want, but I had to try. With no rules down here, who's to say that I can't resign?

Anyway, my reasons are simple: I'm neither a gamer nor a hero. You got the wrong person for the job. Sure, the pay is decent and I could pretty much live like a king if, you know, I wasn't so busy trying to survive. I have major concerns about the demonic dagger bound to my soul too. Come to think of it, I've never asked to be transported to this fantasy land either and would like you to return me home, thank you very much. I don't want supernatural powers, I don't want to complete quests after quests, and I don't want to be your test subject anymore. What? I'm not whining, you're whining. Stop making excuses and let me leave already.

Thank you for your understanding, and I hope you'll find a better replacement after I'm gone for good.

Sincerely,
Randel, the Mad Painter <<less

A Comedy of Sexual Horror in a Fantasy Setting.... more>>

Spetlamu, a secluded foggy village in the shadow of a vampire's castle, needs wise and book-learned heroes to solve its problems with shrewd precision. Instead it gets Fabdinus Rutt, a barbaric minotaur whose solution to every problem is to either smash it with his enormous axe or his enormous penis.

The decadent sensuality of the Vampires and the irresistible virility of the Minotaur collide, throwing the community into chaos. Only Tatiana Lever, a simple milkmaid, has the sexual skills and soft breasts that can save the village.
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This chapter can work as a good standalone showcase if you're trying to decide if this book's for you...
https://www.scribblehub.com/read/399215-the-minotaurs-milkmaid/chapter/406019/
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Influences include Edward Lee, Monty Python, Carlton Mellick III, Nisio Isin, Hammer Horror and Derek & Clive.

That makes it a TERRIBLE fit for this site, since only one of those relates to LN/WN culture. There's 'niche' and then there's THIS. But lets give it a shot anyway.
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It is obvious that the story condemns the sexual violence it (very frequently) depicts, but that obviousness doesn't really come out until around chapters 15&16, so for safety's sake I'd better make it clear now. <<less

When one chance encounter goes wrong, a teen finds herself in the center of a state-wide scandal.

Sky pirates have stolen Sir Broderick's beloved donkey! He'll do anything to save his noble steed from these dastardly foes. Including teaming up with the... more>> wizard whose home he accidentally incinerated and go on a quest around the land of Caldonia, where everyone worships giant chickens and colorful language takes on a new meaning. <<less

Tired of those cultivators who think it is righteous to eliminate a sect or clan root and stem all in the name of revenge and avoiding future troubles, fights over treasures that end up destroying cities with no consequence whatsoever to the culprit, these psychos whose aim for the peak always involves a trail of carnage and bloodshed in its wake for some reason. Then look no further than the daily life of a cultivation judge. Yang Qing, is a young genius cultivator from a low-tier family whose only safe choice to get resources and hopefully lead an easy life led him to the courts of the Cultivation Order Society.... more>>

Author’s disclaimer: Hey there this is my first novel so any criticism will be well taken though beware I’m a million-year-old monster who has cultivated the way of the sword to the peak. The daily life of a cultivation judge will be true to its name so it will be heavily on the slice of life lane meaning we will see the life of Yang Qing when he clocks in and out. Chapter releases will be on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. There will be double releases or bonus chapters twice a month.

Please note this novel is only available on Webnovel, Royal road, and scribblehub. If you see it anywhere else please inform me in the comments.

Cover art by Conny Schneider on Unsplash <<less

New edition is out! Please go to that one!
Chapters 16-28 have been removed from here.
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When an encounter with truck-kun should have led... more>> to a new life, Kawari defies fate's call for reincarnation.
Instead, he gains a rare gift—the ability to traverse between two worlds.
In one realm, he finds a breathtaking land of fantasy, a melting pot of cultures along with an integrated system. In the other, a modern cityscape hums with bustling life and technological marvels.
As the threads of fate intertwine, the Royal Marshal seeks to exploit the connection between the realms, threatening the delicate balance. Kawari embarks on a solemn quest to protect both worlds and unravel the mysteries that bind them. A journey built from the promises of those he cares for.
When life gives a second chance, it doesn’t matter what form it takes. Whether he finds his place amidst the dazzling wonders of the fantastical, or the profound beauty of the everyday.
A heartfelt, somber tale of self-discovery, and the appreciation of life.
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A side project/experiment. Only releases when needed. Only published on Scribblehub (For now). <<less

Red-1 had never given much thought to the afterlife. He’d always assumed that he would go to the Great Scrapheap in the sky. After all, that’s where all of the other legendary vehicles had gone... And wasn’t he, Red-1, the Greatest Fire Engine of them all?... more>>

But when a confrontation with a train interrupts his dreams of eternal glory, Red-1 wakes up as a voluptuous goth girl, complete with a job and a life that he’d never imagined. How will Red-1, steel behemoth, handle his new life as a tiny, beautiful delivery driver?

And why do all of the other employees just seem so dang weird?

<< Author's note: This is a work of satire and parody. Any writing that appears to be of decent quality is most assuredly an accident. Thank you, and enjoy! >> <<less

Kit's life is fine...or basically alright...or at least not particularly bad...depending on the day. Or, at least, it *was* fine, before *everyone's* life went topsy-turvy with the arrival of a global pandemic. Sure, the new bug might not *hurt* you, but it certainly has the capacity to turn your life upside-down - and his life is *fine* as-is, isn't it? But as society tries to cope with the necessary preventative measures, and Kit struggles to come to terms with his own feelings on the matter, it's an open question whether he'll make it out of this without ending up a bit different than he went in...... more>>

FRAGMENTARY STORY, NOT PLANNED TO BE CONTINUED. Updates Fridays, while supplies last. <<less

Series of prompts I wrote on Reddit.

some NEET is hit by a truck blah blah blah

New chapter every other day!... more>>

Iain Compton never planned to be abducted by an alien spaceship. It just… happened. And now he’s been awakened 22,000 years in the future and half a galaxy away by a pair of oddly human seeming beak nosed aliens and a space ship A.I. that seems to have more than a few screws loose. Oh, and then there's this gorgeous alien woman who he probably shouldn’t trust at all.

His plan is to find a way home to Earth, even if its unlikely to be remotely the same; to find a better class of companions among an often strange and inexplicable galactic community, at least one who won’t use him or sell him out at the first opportunity; and to do something about the parasites in his brain who are supposed to connect him to a library the size of the galaxy, but seem to only be interested in advising that almost everyone and everything he comes across wants to kill him.

But at least he can still send tweets. <<less

The end times are coming, and something has to be done about it. The King has decided to go mad, The Lord Balthazar, and his... more>> envoys have taken it upon themselves to slaughter and slave the dwarves of the Iron foothills, and the dwarven painter Binorthl, the man who ended the war single-handedly has decided to never pick up the brush again. As his son runs away, and as the demon hordes move again, a sinister plan begins to brew, one that threatens to upset all of Volmund.
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Also on webnovel and Royal Road. <<less

The natural born shitposter is a master of his craft, a ravenous beast constantly searching for his next kill. Yet, he does not consume flesh...... more>> he devours the attention itself. The (You)s spread throughout his body and encompass his soul, filling that seemingly endless void, but never completely satiating it. Our hero is such a monster. One fateful night, when 420s are blazing, and emotions are running high, he submits a post that changes everything. He finds himself in a world unlike his own. A world where attention itself is the greatest source of power of all, and he just so happens to be the best shitposter of all time. <<less

A creative writing experiment featuring a story from the Point of View of a person who has gone without relationship or affection since high school.... more>> /> You are placed into their shoes and will follow them through their journey of seeing a movie and finding romance along the way. <<less

No, really!... more>>

After years of hard work and dedication, Shorts Minion is finally getting his very own hit series!

Honest-to-God that's what this is!

I promise it's not just a short story collection, pfffft!

I'd never hire Shorts Minion to introduce my shorts on the sole purpose of him being Shorts Minion! Look how happy he is in the thumbnail. He's positively ecstatic to be the star for once.

You think I'd just take that from him?! <<less

Michael Shagger is a 24-year-old man who aspires to be a shut-in. He hates people, loves games, anime, manga, light novels, and is a man of culture. Aspiring to travel to another world, he prayed for the trucks to guide him to one so he may enjoy life more. Sadly, that did not come true for some time, until he stubbed his toe.... more>>

Offered to travel to an RPG Fantasy realm called Eternatus, he took it along with Status Harvester, a very overpowered skill, or so he believed. <<less

You know this story... it's probably something like this:
A stupendously dense hero is summoned to save a fantasy world from the demon king. Along the way he meets girls who love him for no apparent reason as he bumbles through a variety of fateful - and exceedingly contrived - circumstances along the way.
This is the story, but not MY story. ... more>>

No, I am the (divinely beautiful ;) ) goddess unfortunate enough to have to guide a hero who couldn't tie his own laces; at least, not without a series of female-centric accidents, each contributing by sheer happenstance, towards a perfectly formed bow knot.

Please save me.
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I'm gonna be calling this 'Fail Summon' for short. Editor is Rouge, with a few prereaders to help me!

Currently no cover, but given I'm an illustrator primarily, I can't imagine that will stay the case for long. <<less

A light satirical take on the Wuxia genre and its tropes.... more>>

Seni is hung up on his past glories before it all went wrong - before he became an herb farmer living in semi-seclusion. His only friend is a middle-aged man who acts as the chief of an unremarkable village not too far away. Unfortunately, as much as he would have liked, he did not ever find himself in the distant past to fix his younger self's mistakes.
One fateful day, he comes across an artifact that the Immortals would sacrifice millions of lives to obtain, which thrusts him in the middle of an internal war deep within the heart of the Empire.

Author's Note: I'm writing this story mainly for criticism and practice, as there's this sci-fi story I'd like to write sometime in the future. If you're looking for a story that is meant to be taken seriously by both the author and the reader, do yourself a favor and skip this. <<less

Yovan is an arcane hunter, a specialist that deals with magic users and magical creatures. Yet, in a world ruled by mages from an outside... more>> world called Earth with godlike powers, he is only looking not to draw attention to himself and enjoy life as much as possible. Unfortunately, an unlucky string of events will make him cross paths with one of the mages, leading to brutal experiments performed on him. With nothing left, Yovan will take up on himself to defeat the mages and get rid of the evil from another world. <<less