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Heavenfall Aspect: 23488PA (Post Anuzik)... more>>

Herein follow the records of Goddess designation 64908qXG

Mask Name: Sura-Chan

*note: MASK is intended as satire and is meant in good fun. Any resemblance to real people/places and/or events should be taken extremely seriously.
Please contact https:karensforjustice.org if you have any concerns about the content of this story. <<less

Within the Eternal Worm, a world slides inexorably beneath bioluminescent suns...... more>>

In the steppelands of the Bolus lives Chicken, a scout of his people, the kobolds, who are a savage lizard-like race. When an orc girl named Penelope shows up half-dead out of the desert, he and his tribe are plunged into disaster.

The orcish clans are uniting under an indestructible dark lord, who has some strange new ideas, and who intends to conquer the whole of the desert wastes. But all is not well among the elite of the new city of Hurraggh, as the former khans work to steer their eccentric new ruler.

Could Chicken be the prophetic hero, as foretold by Amerigo, his aquatic herald and fish-out-of-water companion? Will the power Chicken unearths be enough to save his people and fulfill his destiny? What misadventures await these unlikely pawns of fate?

A Helminverse Novel.

Chapter and cover art courtesy of Elchaart.

Now being posted on Royal Road! <<less

Red-1 had never given much thought to the afterlife. He’d always assumed that he would go to the Great Scrapheap in the sky. After all, that’s where all of the other legendary vehicles had gone... And wasn’t he, Red-1, the Greatest Fire Engine of them all?... more>>

But when a confrontation with a train interrupts his dreams of eternal glory, Red-1 wakes up as a voluptuous goth girl, complete with a job and a life that he’d never imagined. How will Red-1, steel behemoth, handle his new life as a tiny, beautiful delivery driver?

And why do all of the other employees just seem so dang weird?

<< Author's note: This is a work of satire and parody. Any writing that appears to be of decent quality is most assuredly an accident. Thank you, and enjoy! >> <<less

You've read tales of strong and stealthy ninjas; Ninjas capable of splitting boulders and performing greatness. Well, sucks for you.
Umezaka Rio is none of those things - she's just a normal girl who wants to live normally. Really. Please believe her. ... more>>

Rio: If it wasn't for that old man...!

OR: What if a test subject of Orochimaru's survives, gains great power, but is 100% uninterested in using it?

Hiding your strength from a military village is harder than you'd think. <<less

An epic tale of Jon, the retired knight, Fangs, the half-wolf mage, and Emit, the captain, on their journey to find and train the chosen... more>> one destined to save the world from the dreaded dark lord, with so many twists and turns you'll barely see straight anymore! <<less

This is the story of a man who made a lot of bad choices.... more>>

An American army engineer finds himself at rock bottom in Japan, but finally figures out a way to put his life back together. While waiting in an airport in Japan, he was hoping to reconnect with his ex-wife, repair his relationship with his daughter, and get his family back.

The plane never makes it to Japan.

Having reached the end of his rope, Ryan just can't take it anymore, and decides to end it all by stepping out into traffic. The only problem is that he stepped out in front of Truck-Kun on the prowl.

As Ryan awakens, he finds himself trapped in the midst of a Romantic Isekai Otome Game, a world he knows nothing about. To add to his troubles, he finds himself occupying the body of the school's social outcast, destined to be married to the villainess, who is on the verge of ruining her engagement with the crown prince and facing exile from the kingdom.

On top of that, Ryan soon discovers that he is not the only one who has been transported to this world. Someone else very familiar with the setting is trying to manipulate the world to their own benefit and in the process may change the genre from what should be a simple rom-com into a demonic apocalypse.

To prevent this, the Gods have given Ryan an offer he can't refuse.

Stop the end of the world and they'll help him find his family. <<less

I am Tachibana Kyou, the likable, klutzy, perverted, dense character.
Of course, my character traits do not stop there. I'm a genius who can become any character I put my mind to be—Acting talents perfect for a "mob", the crucial role that hooks up the main characters with the girls around them.... more>>

Indeed, moving from school to school throughout my life to fulfill my passion, I have truly become the Modern Cupid! And for another year in this new high school, I decided to step up a level this time: Aim for a HAREM SHURABA, a situation that any guy would dream of!

Things were surely going according to plan...
And yet, why are the girls killing their love interests instead of confessing their love?
Why are they looking at me so strangely? Why do they even know where I live?!
...WHO ON EARTH ARE THESE GIRLS?!

This is a side-story I made for fun.
(All art in this novel is AI-generated/edited)
Updates: https://discord.gg/aXz8qyB <<less

Hirata Takeshi was a normal college student who enjoyed reading. Until the day he got a recommendation from a friend. ... more>>

- "Hey, read how to pick up 100 babes in a fantasy world as a magic newbie. It's amazing!" The only thing on Hirata's mind at that moment was how someone could ever read a web novel like that.

Yet read it he did, and he hated every second of it. Bland characters, too much fanservice, and a boring plot. Worst of all? The annoying main character.

After finishing the novel Hirata expected at least a decent ending, but was met with even more disappointment. He decided to take a long, warm shower.

Hirata steps out and is met with a new bathroom, new height, and upon closer inspection in the bathroom mirror- a new face that belonged to the main character he hated.

After realizing he has been transported into the novel he hates most, Hirata has only one thing on his mind. How do I get out of here?!?! <<less

After the magnetosphere shatters and exposes Earth to unstable cosmic radiation, all organisms yield to mutations beyond their mere comprehension. ... more>>

Fashion model Cosima Manco was dealt a horrid hand. Deformed to the core, she wallows in the gloom as she loses touch with the life she worked diligently for.

However, in an awfully dynamic world where one must fuse with beasts—humans and inhumans alike—to seize opportunities, Cosima steps out of fashion and puts herself in the shoes of the monster she was maimed into.

Stepping below the belt of society, she’ll dress to kill, just to be the beholder of the beauty she cherished.

*Content Warnings: Body horror, excessive gore, animal abuse, grotesque transformations—not for the faint of heart.
*Upload schedule: Monday noon EST (2-3pm) <<less

Teenage bimbo Diamond Gazongas enters the porn industry

Every night, when he rested on his bed and looked back on his way of life. He discovered nothing but regrets. ... more>>

But what could he do then?

He was now old and out of time—he could do nothing but accept his life choices and pray that he acquire enough wisdom to experience life with little regrets in the next life.

Life is cruel. Everyone faces mishaps, sorrows, and tragedies, which in turn give birth to regrets. 『Master Of Centipedes』 is a story of a king who lived his entire life, caged in the misery of regrets but received a second chance in life.

Once a king, now a pupil inside a sect.

This time, will he be able to live a life any different from before?

Note: He doesn't reincarnate as a centipede. Instead, he's a being who can control centipedes. But, the insects will evolve. <<less

He had a promising future in show business. He had the looks, the charm and the love of millions - yet somehow, all it took was one crazy fan to injure him! Swaying between death and life, national heartthrob Shishigane Reo must clear the notoriously hard love game *Lovely Compass Love Chu Chu*...but how do you clear a love game when you’re the just the little brother of the main capture target?! ... more>>

He’s pissed. He’s very, very, pissed. <<less

New edition is out! Please go to that one!
Chapters 16-28 have been removed from here.
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When an encounter with truck-kun should have led... more>> to a new life, Kawari defies fate's call for reincarnation.
Instead, he gains a rare gift—the ability to traverse between two worlds.
In one realm, he finds a breathtaking land of fantasy, a melting pot of cultures along with an integrated system. In the other, a modern cityscape hums with bustling life and technological marvels.
As the threads of fate intertwine, the Royal Marshal seeks to exploit the connection between the realms, threatening the delicate balance. Kawari embarks on a solemn quest to protect both worlds and unravel the mysteries that bind them. A journey built from the promises of those he cares for.
When life gives a second chance, it doesn’t matter what form it takes. Whether he finds his place amidst the dazzling wonders of the fantastical, or the profound beauty of the everyday.
A heartfelt, somber tale of self-discovery, and the appreciation of life.
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A side project/experiment. Only releases when needed. Only published on Scribblehub (For now). <<less

Kit's life is fine...or basically alright...or at least not particularly bad...depending on the day. Or, at least, it *was* fine, before *everyone's* life went topsy-turvy with the arrival of a global pandemic. Sure, the new bug might not *hurt* you, but it certainly has the capacity to turn your life upside-down - and his life is *fine* as-is, isn't it? But as society tries to cope with the necessary preventative measures, and Kit struggles to come to terms with his own feelings on the matter, it's an open question whether he'll make it out of this without ending up a bit different than he went in...... more>>

FRAGMENTARY STORY, NOT PLANNED TO BE CONTINUED. Updates Fridays, while supplies last. <<less

A man on a mission to conquer the world…of coffee!... more>>

Ryu, a 20-year-old shut-in working a dead-end job as a barista, dreams of a lavish lifestyle being waited on hand and foot (some cute maids would be nice). When a freak accident delivers Ryu an untimely death, he is unceremoniously transported to the world of Cerulia where knights, dragons, and faeries alike are not concepts of old or creatures of fantasy, but very real and particularly dangerous.

Ryu finds himself in the peaceful Kingdom of Kaffa, far from the conflicts of warring states. In this kingdom, the currency is coffee, status is coffee, and fame is coffee. It’s the dream of every aspiring Coffee Brewer here to join the ranks as one of the monarch’s Royal Brewers. It’s a place ripe for the taking with his skillset.

There’s just one catch: outside the kingdom lay untamed wilds that defy the laws of nature, populated by strange and savage flora and fauna. Sourced in these wilds, ingredients for coffee are difficult to come by, and foraging for them is a perilous undertaking. Can Ryu manage to navigate this seemingly treacherous lifestyle? Or will he succumb to the dangers that lurk within the Wildlands?

Testing out a new series. Feel free to comment with your thoughts as this is my first attempt at an Isekai/LitRPG (Please be nice). If people enjoy it I'll serialize it daily since chapters are fun and easy to write for me. <<less

"The gods of this world are incompetent snobs...if they can't do their jobs, I'll do it myself."... more>>

Hellam Ryūjin, an ancient Sorcerer, once gathered the powers of 9 Ancient Dragons and distributed them amongst his 8 allies, in an attempt to reign supreme over the whole world. Gathering their mightiest soldiers, the Ancient Clans assembled themselves to stand against the Dragon-Tails, in a battle that forever changed the Sorcery World known as the Dragon War. Humanity's side was victorious, but a new threat emerged centuries later...which saw the Clans' descendants, the Hunters, facing off against their sworn enemies with hidden intentions: to revive the 9 Dragons.

Dragon X Hunter is an original story, based in the Seinen genre and mainly taking inspiration from the likes of Naruto, Demon Slayer, My Hero Academia, a tad bit of Jujutsu Kaisen, and possibly others. Also, this is my first work...ever.

** This story is owned and written only by me and is available on Royal Road. ** <<less

Tai Hua was a mere orphan boy who worked in the fields- until the day that a relatively unknown sect in the cultivation world decided to take him in as a disciple.... more>>

Follow his daunting journey of cultivation from the highs, to the highers, to the heavens.

Satirical parody on face slapping novels.

Note as of Jan 9 2023:
The updates will be less consistent as we want to try to push for quality (haha) over quantity. The updates will still be weekly, but the date of update will be more random. Thank you for understanding. <<less

Do you think isekai is fun? Random people, thrown into different worlds with no rhyme or reason, chasing after demon lords and forming harems freely with no consequences. you think such chaos is all fun and games because you're not the one cleaning up the mess after the party.... more>>

You don't clean it up because that's my job. I'm the manager of the IMD (Isekai Management Department), and my job is to deal with everything Isekai-related. From edgy 16-year-olds who go evil as soon as a demon queen flashes her ankle at them, to people reincarnated as shitty things like plants or low-level monsters. All these cases end up on my shitty work desk and I have to deal with them every day. <<less

“Don’t worry. Nothing could possibly go wrong,” said Dick as an enormous Christmas tree fell on him, killing him instantly.... more>>

Freshly reincarnated, Dick must face a world where blue boxes define one's worth, and where the only game in town is 'number go up'.

Dick's reaction: What in Tarnation!?
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CONTENT WARNING: This work is a piece of supremely based fiction. Don't get traumatized. If you do get traumatized, double it and give it to the next person. <<less

A Comedy of Sexual Horror in a Fantasy Setting.... more>>

Spetlamu, a secluded foggy village in the shadow of a vampire's castle, needs wise and book-learned heroes to solve its problems with shrewd precision. Instead it gets Fabdinus Rutt, a barbaric minotaur whose solution to every problem is to either smash it with his enormous axe or his enormous penis.

The decadent sensuality of the Vampires and the irresistible virility of the Minotaur collide, throwing the community into chaos. Only Tatiana Lever, a simple milkmaid, has the sexual skills and soft breasts that can save the village.
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This chapter can work as a good standalone showcase if you're trying to decide if this book's for you...
https://www.scribblehub.com/read/399215-the-minotaurs-milkmaid/chapter/406019/
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Influences include Edward Lee, Monty Python, Carlton Mellick III, Nisio Isin, Hammer Horror and Derek & Clive.

That makes it a TERRIBLE fit for this site, since only one of those relates to LN/WN culture. There's 'niche' and then there's THIS. But lets give it a shot anyway.
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It is obvious that the story condemns the sexual violence it (very frequently) depicts, but that obviousness doesn't really come out until around chapters 15&16, so for safety's sake I'd better make it clear now. <<less

A kobold learns about the art of late night television and the world is never the same.... more>>

Clckja’djzx was your average kobold - cowardly, loyal to his abusive dragon master, a lifelong union member, etc.

That all changed when he found a Zune, filled with episodes of The Very Late Show. Now, Clckja’djzx will stop at nothing to meet his idol - TV host, comedian, and interviewer extraordinaire, Guy Blanco. Clckja’djzx, newly christened Zune, soon finds that the wider world is far more treacherous than the warrens of his youth.

Denounced by the dragon he formerly served, hunted by a vengeful gunslinger from Earth, and in a dire search for better ratings, Zune has his work cut out for him. But not even the fated apocalypse, the gods trying to stop it, or a lack of electricity can get in the way of an enthusiastic kobold’s mission to share the beauty of the late night television with the citizens of Absurdia. Or can they? Find out on this episode of The Slightly Late Show, with your host, Zune! <<less

Gemma Tran has only one regret about the day she died: she should've been reading a better fantasy book.... more>>

Then again, it's not like she knew that she'd be transported into the world of that trash medieval fantasy book in her afterlife. Or that she'd be in the body of Aurelia Morrell, who's feisty, gorgeous, talented... and set to die tonight.

Only Gemma's not letting Aurelia/herself die. One painful death experience is good for her, thanks. She knows every plot point in the series, so it can't be that hard to run far far away and escape her fate... right?

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Updates every Thurs & Sat!
Book trailer: https://www.tiktok.com/@rdrift_reads/video/7203850170814172462
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The deal: Beryl the self-proclaimed 'god-tier' gamer is offered one thousand years of paradise for reincarnating into a fantasy world and slaying the Demon King.
The plan: Pretending to be a girl in online games worked to get him tons of free gold. What could go wrong doing it for real this time?
The catch: Something feels very 'off' about this world. Why is it starting to seem like everyone here is some kind of weirdo? And even the Demon King, he’s… he’s…!
“For the love of God, is there ANYONE in this world who isn’t a pervert?!”... more>>

Update: It appears that the links for images posted on discord have broken for some reason. If you'd like to see an image that's missing, just leave a comment and I'll see about replacing it <3 <<less

Imagine a place where the cruel, the wicked, and the merciless go when they die.... more>>

No, not some desolate landscape filled with lava and the wails of tortured sinners. Think of a city. A sprawling metropolis where monsters and men alike are drawn from every corner of the multiverse. Unlike the afterlife of peace and plenty offered to their law-abiding counterparts, the poor souls that are drawn to this mecca of malevolence spend their eternity doing contract work for a Demon Prince in the name of spreading chaos and sowing discord throughout the infinite planes.

This is the City of Lies. Some call it The Hub of Evil.

Dalthan Sol'Magor, a young talented thief who lost his life in a freak accident should fit right in here. Except he doesn't. You see, Dalthan is convinced that he doesn't belong here. Stealing gold from nobles and conning grandmothers out of their pensions isn't evil. At least not in his mind. A bit of theft, a dash of extortion, even a spot of murder are just examples of moral flexibility. That's all.

So what's a dead man to do? Reform his evil ways and prove the great cosmic powers wrong. After all, the only real difference between good and evil is a slight tip of the scales.

[ Tipping the Scales is full of evil people doing evil things. There are no heroes here and precious few redeeming qualities. If that doesn't sound like your jam, I encourage you to turn away now. However, if you're in the market for bad people behaving badly with a comedic spin, you've come to the right place.] <<less

After his natural death, famed neuroscientist Marcus Agosti is awarded entrance into a virtual simulation of Heaven but, due to the interference of hackers, winds... more>> up at the gates of Hell instead. Guided by a gleeful artificial intelligence, Marcus must trek through nine torturous cantos of Hell to reach the pearly gates, uncovering the dark truth of the outside world as he goes, and his involvement with it. <<less