1.4k Views 16 Favorites 2 Chapters 0 Chapters/Week 48 Readers 0 Reviews 3.4k Words Nov 11, 2020 Illiterate_potato Compared to my other story, this will be less psychology/fluff focused, which means I hopefully will not forget to actually write descriptions and worldbuild properly. First draft, even though this will be edited, I don't have too many future plans, so I'll come up with it as I go. Updates will be sporadic, I will write for this story when I feel like writing but I have no ideas for my other story.
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Our main character will begin with choosing a reincarnation, not truly believing it to be real, thinking he might wake up any time soon. Turns out, it was real. And thus begins the journey of a man, now turned huggy 20 ft tall snake waifu who just can't take it easy and has to find something to do. There are actually sapient races? Alright, time to advance civilization! "What do you mean 'great serpent of knowledge'!? What do you mean I can't be in a relationship with 30 people at once? Preposterous."
Expect: Hunting, advancing a civilization, finding more waifus to help because gatcha addiction, finding husbandos to help because gender equality, lighthearted story littered with some less lighthearted things, murder, warfare on a scale that has never been seen before by blind people, mythic themes and stories I shamelessly rip off *cough* draw inspiration from, big big thirsty snake waifu who likes hugs and is generally a good person, but that doesn't mean a saint, jokes that are objectively the pinnacle of funniness, some dark humor because I like my humor like I like my coffee: you throw it at someone else and they start screaming in pain and/or confusion. Also run-on sentences and commas are weird.
Don't expect: 1st person narration (I tried, but I can't write it. I just can't! The action scenes feel so weird.), an author who knows what he's doing, regular updates, being nice. Nice and kind/good are not the same.
Also, blood, strong language and sexual content (will be implied, not written explicitly) warnings are there, because I want to be free to write as I please without having to worry about not flagging properly.
Ps: Imma need help with tags. Like... what does mature mean specifically? What does adult mean specifically? Do I need to tag them like I need to tag the content warning so I don't get in trouble?
Intended audience are adults that aren't very mature, such as myself, so I'll tag it as such for now i guess.
Pps: Author does not take any responsibility for readers who think this novel is any sort of advice on anything, really. Don't kill people. Don't hurt people mentally or physically. Don't try to hug dragons unless they're very horny... no, wait, especially if they're horny!
In case it's not obvious, this is a work of fiction and I do not know what happens after death, nor do I have an objective say on what's moral and what's not. Good? Good. Let's begin.
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