Shorts #16: Pun

<Hi guys and also low guys. I am Luna Wayfarer from V-Idol second generation, nice to meet you. Thanks for being with me. Here is a gift for you, chu!>

<Yesterday I had some urgent idol business, so I couldn’t stay with Lily for too long. But I’m fine now. Lily agreed to do another collaboration with me. Lily, please introduce yourself.>

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol Company second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello! Wow, so this is your stream wallpaper, huh.

<Yes. Streaming is a side job for me. Yesterday, my real job called me out. I forgot to attend a meeting. Despite my lore saying I am a sleepy elf, I’m actually busy.>

Don’t say lore. It’s real. I really am an evil queen. But yesterday was Saturday, right? You were busy? Man… thank goodness I was fired. I couldn’t stand being called to a meeting on a Saturday.

<Don’t make fun of other people’s jobs, you lazy queen. Do you have any idea how hard life is? Your revenue is the lowest among us. How could you live solely from subscriber donations?>

Hehehe. I live in a third world country. 100 dollars is enough for two weeks of food. For rent? I stay at my parents’ house. The joy of waking up and working whenever you like, doing only what you love is…

<Damn… I’m so jealous… Can I move to your country?>

Of course! Niu Evil Empire welcomes all who wish to immigrate there.

<There is no such country!>

It exists in my heart. Read the lore! It’s important. Did you even read the guidebook? You can’t expect me to reveal my real country of residence, right? That’s taboo.

<Oh yeah. I forgot that clause. Personal information is prohibited. Hm? There’s a Discord message from Alucat. She said she wanted to ask your gender. Huh? You’re a woman, right?>

This is a female character. What does that mean? It means what it means.

<...I was left with more questions than answers. I shouldn’t have asked. What does that big-boobed cat know anyway? Are you a man or a woman?! Tell me!>

I am a female character Vtuber. Any other information would infringe on my personal information. Doxing is illegal. Alright?

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