Shorts #15: Luna Wayfarer

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol Company, second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello! And today we have a special guest. Let’s call our puny elf, Luna Wayfarer! This flat wood elf will be joining us today.

<I am a punny elf, not a puny elf, you perverted queen. You ruined my introduction. Just because I am flat doesn’t mean I am puny. I am a loving wood elf, chu!>

Hey, I am not a pervert. I am seiso. I am pure.

<Let me introduce myself because this not so pure idol was purely delusional. An idol stands at the top of the stage, but you certainly aren’t at the top of your grade for mistaking my introduction.>

Ah, sorry, sorry. Please go ahead. The mic is yours.

<Hi guys, and also low guys. I am Luna Wayfarer from V-Idol second generation, nice to meet you. Thanks for being with me. Here is a gift for you, chu!>

Don’t give kisses to someone else’s fan! Who is the perverted one here?

<I don’t kiss fans. That includes ceiling fans, standing fans, and portable fans. I give kisses only to people who love me, chu!>

… I should have known from your song. Are you going to put chu at the end of every word just like Alu-chan?

<Chu? I have no idea what you mean, meanie queen.>

I wonder whether I should have a punchline too. All my genmates have accents.

<Don’t force it. You are an evil queen, you should use force, but don’t force it, otherwise people will feel it was forced.>

Ah, I know what punny means now. I wondered why I didn’t realize it before. Let’s see… I think I can make some puns. Ah! The Japanese word for bread is pan. So I’ll say to Japanese people: why are you frying pan on a pan? Ahahaha.

<Pft. Ahahaha.>

The chat told us to stop. Our jokes are too cringe, they said.

<Our jokes?>

Mine… No, but they say both of us have the same crime.

<Ah, sorry, but I have to go now. I totally forgot that I have stuff to do. We shall continue this at another time. See you everyone. Let’s meet again tomorrow, Lily.>

And there she goes. She just disconnected. I am sorry, but it seems we have to cut this stream short. Oh well, we are going to collab again with Luna tomorrow. See you tomorrow! Remember, Lily will always love you! Bye-bye!