Ze: Six copper coins? That's so little.
Galm: Thirty six copper coins from fifteen level one boars.
Chilled: We're finally level one, boys...
Smarty: Yeah!
Ze: Where do we store the money?
Galm: If only there was a menu, we could open.
Chilled: A menu? that we open?
Ze: Open a menu?
Chilled: Open Sesame!
Ze: Open Menu!
Ze: Whoa. I opened a menu.
Chilled: How?
Ze: Say 'Open Menu'.
Smarty: Open Menu.
Chilled: Open Menu.
Ze: How do we click though?
Tom: Open Menu.
Galm: Open Menu.
Chilled: Maybe with our hands?
Aphex: Open Menu.
Ze: Nothing's working.
Galm: I did it. You use your mind.
Ze: Opening character stats.
Chilled: Wow. Every stat is here.
Tom: What do I even level up?
Aphex: I know I'm going for strength.
Ze: But you're a tank.
Aphex: So? Just because I'm a tank doesn't mean I can't focus on strength.
Smarty: True.
Chilled: Smarty, you should stick to being a tank though. We need at least one actual tank.
Aphex: Also whats with that? Why did someone else choose my class?
Galm: Yeah! What the fuck?
Ze: Maybe we can change it in the future.
Galm: I hope so.
...
Simon: Wait here.
JJ: What is it, Simon?
Simon: It's the Derp Crew.
Ethan: Is it? Ze!
Simon: Shush, Ethan.
Ethan: Why? Aren't they our friends?
Simon: Sure. But let's not be associated with them.
Simon: Also the guy, who left me, is there.
Ethan: Which one?
Josh: The black one?
Simon: No! The other one.
JJ: The short one?
Simon: No! The other one.
Ethan: Him?
Simon: Yeah. They're leaving now. Let's go hunting.
...
Brian: What did you think, Tobi?
Tobi: You guys are sick, man.
Brian: Thanks. We try.
Vik: Tobi?
Tobi: Vik?
Vik: Who are you with and why?
Tobi: Come in the Guild Hall, and I'll tell you.
Vik: Okay.
Tobi: *hand gestures towards group* These people are the Silver Wolves. They have helped me train, learn, and gain exp.
Vik: Hi there. I'm Vik and this is Wizz, Lachlan, and Harry.
Tobi: What are you guys doing here?
Vik: We were looking for you, Tobi.
Harry: That's a lie. We thought you were back home.
Vik: What the fuck, Harry?
Tobi: If you guys weren't looking for me. what are you guys doing?
Vik: Come for some fun.
Brian: Sure. You can have some fun if you join the party.
Vik: Um. Can you let me think about it?
Brian: Sure. Take your time.
Tobi: What is there to think about?
Vik: Sorry, Tobi. Can you leave us?
Tobi: Okay. But still after a few years, you still don't trust me.
Vik: I don't know if they've brainwashed you or not.
Tobi: You're being paranoid, Vik.
Vik: I'm not.
Tobi: Whatever!
Harry: I think we should join the party.
Vik: Why?
Harry: One Word. Food.
Vik: It might be a trap.
Harry: Tobi looks like he's enjoying it.
Vik: Brainwashed. He's brainwashed.
Harry: Fuck it. I don't care. I'm hungry as fuck. *leaves*
Vik: Harry!
Vik: What about you, two?
Lachlan: If you think it's a trap, we should be cautious.
Wizz: Let's join. Eat. Then leave.
Vik: That's a good idea.
Vik: Okay. We'll join you.
Brian: *uses a skill* Nah. The invitation's expired.
Vik: What?
Brian: I used a skill to detect any lies.
Brian: It detected some lies so you can leave now.
Tobi: Is that true, Vik?
Vik: Yeah.
Tobi: Shame.
Harry: Wait! I want to join you guys.
Brian: What are your intentions?
Harry: I have none.
Brian: Is that true? Yumina, can you check him with your special eye?
Yumina: Yeah. All he's thinking about is fun.
Brian: Alright. You're in!
Lachlan: Way to go, Vik.
Vik: There's nothing we can do about it.
Wizz: I'm still hungry, though.
Wizz: Do you think they'll spare some leftovers?
Vik: No. They already don't trust us.
Vik: Let's just hope Simon has better results.
...
Simon: *grunts* Why is this so hard? They are only level one.
Josh: Maybe because we're level zero?
Simon: Maybe you guys aren't trying hard enough.
Ethan: I have no more energy. *exhales* What do you mean, I'm not trying?
JJ: There's so many of them!
Josh: *grunts* Being hungry does not help us either.
Simon: Let's just hope Vik has better results.
...
Ze: Looks like a town, over there. *points to the right*
Chilled: Yep!
Galm: Let's look for an inn before anything else.
Ze: Sounds like a good idea.
Chilled: Whoa. I can't read anything.
Galm: Nothing here is in English.
Aphex: It's not in Spanish either.
Ze: Definitely not French.
Tom: Might be a whole new language.
Galm: That building over there looks like an inn.
Tom: Wait. Galm.
Galm: Huh?
Tom: That's the guild building we were brought to this morning with Brian.
Ze: Brian? Terroriser Brian?
Tom: No. This Brian owns a party in this guild hall.
Chilled: Does he speak English?
Galm: Yeah. He seems friendly too.
Ze: Then, what are we waiting for? Let's ask him for directions.
Chilled: That's a good idea.
Tom: I don't know.
Chilled: What do you mean, Tom?
Tom: Galm and I rejected his party offer earlier.
Ze: So? We're just asking for directions.
Chilled: Yeah. It's not like we're joining him or anything.
Tom: I'm just a bit skeptical.
Ze: Of him? Didn't Galm say he was friendly?
Tom: No. Of you guys.
Chilled: Us? Why are you skeptical of us?
Tom: You might join his party over the Derp Crew.
Ze: That wont happen. Right Chilled?
Chilled: Yeah! We're all friends here.
Galm: I'll lead the way, then.