Would you take the deal? Live your wildest fantasies at the cost of orchestrating the most significant prison break ever conceived? Spanning six worlds, millions... more>> of years, and more violence than you can shake a stick at. Everyone wants freedom. Everyone. So... Sign here. No hard feelings. Just Company Policy. (WC/Soulsborne/Superheroes, shaken not stirred, with a twist of madness) <<less

Summary: A Tarnished who has done this whole song and dance a million times before and has reached max level in every skill, starts up one last run. Why? To finally give every last one of his waifus the happy endings they deserve, of course. Told from the perspective of said waifus, as they all try to desperately get a handle on the Tarnished and his antics.... more>>

(Originally written from March to May of 2022 on other websites)

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In the epic and unforgiving world of Elden Ring, a young gamer's obsession with defeating the notorious boss, Margit The Fell Omen, reaches new heights.... more>>

After countless sleepless nights and relentless determination, he finally emerges victorious, but at a great cost—exhaustion claims his life. But instead of finding himself in the afterlife or facing the infamous You Died screen, he wakes up inside the very game only just began conquer.

Armed with only his knowledge of the starting area and the basic necesities, the young man sets out to find meaning and purpose in his new world.
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Alright, let's quickly go over everything you need to know before diving into the story. Just like any other Souls game, the lore of Elden Ring is famously vague and complex.

So here's the deal, I'll be throwing in some theories about the lore that YouTubers have come up with, or maybe even a few of my own, to keep the story flowing. Some of you might agree with these theories, and some won't. But honestly, I couldn't care less either way.

Now, fair warning, this story is gonna be slow-paced. Like, really slow. There's a bunch of sights and explanations I need to cover, since not everyone knows the ins and outs of the world and lore of Elden Ring. Plus, I happen to enjoy taking my time when it comes to storytelling.

But hey, if a slow burn ain't your cup of tea, do yourself a favor and find something else to read right now.

Oh, and here's the best part: it doesn't matter if you've played the game or not. I'll do my best to explain the story and describe the world in the most vivid way possible. That's another reason why I'm taking it slow.

So sit back, relax, and get ready for a leisurely journey through the mysterious realm of Elden Ring. <<less

Now at the end of her path, Millicent laments the unfortunate destiny that would have met her. After she succumbs to the scarlet rot, she expects the sweet embrace of death, yet is pulled into a world outside the Lands Between. What will she do, once again being granted a second chance?... more>>

Cover art belongs to @merkonan on Tumblr <<less

A Waifu Catalog Story.
An Obito SI adventures in the Lands Between(Elden Ring) & beyond.
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"Come again? An offer as a Contractor, you say?
Can I refuse?
No?
Ah okay, well, I suppose I'm in, then..... more>>

Hold on, what's this about hard mode?"
-Aaron Reid, aka Uchiha Obito, on being given the chance to be a slaver slash world hopper to a shady multiversal organization.
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In a twist on the concept of Random Omnipotent Beings (ROBs) meddling in mortal lives, imagine a multiversal corporation taking on the role of the all-powerful manipulator. One which operates with the efficiency of a well-oiled machine, complete with middle and upper management, dedicated staff, and diligent employees across countless dimensions.

Their modus operandi? Simple! Binding the souls of unwitting individuals with company-provided stamps. <<less

Alexis koffner was a simple college student who loved playing video games and drawing character art. Until a cosmic being got bored one day and decided to chuck Alexis into the world of Elden Ring as the tarnished.... more>>

At least he let her go through character creation first and left the menu as is.

Now Alexis needs to both survive long enough for the being to get bored again and leave, and gain enough power to go home. Tasks made easier by the fact that she's basically immortal now. <<less

▢ Tarnished of no renown, a tearful numen unwilling to search for the Elden Ring. Have thou fallen to a state of pitiful transformation? How many will fall for thine lethargic duties? An embarrassing sort. Return to the lands thou came from, the Lands Between will have no courtesy for thy ilk.... more>>

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The series is on Wattpad, just tellin ya. <<less