A profound dark comedy, manifesting on top of a female sexual fantasy with a certain twist. A straightforward approach, which leaves little to the imagination...... more>>

The basis of a good comedy is often and quite surprisingly, hidden in the fact, that the tale must be taken overly seriously.

A comedy based around a man reincarnated into the Lord of the Rings world. It is a dark sarcastic tale, filled with lighthearted moments and dark humor. Spiced up with quite a lot of erotical content, some of which a few might consider of particularly heavy taste. Be warned, because of that reason the story was created with a strictly adult readerbase in mind. That means 18+.

Short description:

A man died, and met with a strange being on the other side. One that offered him an interesting choice. He could ask the being to create his body and talents, anything he wanted about his future life, in a world of his choice. He could ask the strange being to make it all real.

However for every single wish the otherworldly being will choose something for him too.

Something that he will have to accept, and live with, and that choice will have a similar weight as the powers, or abilities he chooses for himself.

Let us follow the wanderings of our nameless hero. Will he fall in the line of the ring bearers, or will he perish in the dire land of Middle-earth. Or perhaps his adventure might turn out in an entirely unexpected way? <<less

Long before Bilbo Baggins left for his adventure, long before the One Ring was found in the depth of the Misty Mountains and before the... more>> second war erupted against Sauron, there was a story about an elleth who was punished by the Valar in a cruel way: no matter how grave the wound or how terribly lonely she was, she could never die. (Editing) <<less