What happens after we die? Apparently we are shipped off to market to be reincarnated. In my case, I lucked out. I’ve been chosen to act as a beta tester for a whole artificial copy of the World of Warcraft, equipped with a moderately accelerated ability to learn magic and a collection of amulets that could condition their wearers to love me. No leveling, but I’ve got everything I need if I don’t do anything too stupid. ... more>>

Heavy on brainwashing, heavy on scheming, heavy on plot, modest on smut, and with far too many characters and far too many chapters, I proudly present this offering unto you, good reader.

Based in the World of Warcraft and drawing heavily from SwiftRosenthal’s Waifu catalog, this is a harem building, mind control heavy, extremely nerdy story that I started on and it just got really out of hand.

Note: I include the smut and gender bender tags for the sake of completion. They are in the story but they are only rarely the focus. <<less

What would happen if a young man were to find that he awoke in a new world with a new body and abilities he never would have imagined? Abilities that were seemingly eldritch in nature? With his body capable of shifting and changing at will? The answer? I guess you will have to read and find out.... more>>

World
Name:
SCP
Rating:
10 (2500)
Patron
[ Great Old One ]
Difficulty
[ Standard(Warranty), Me and My Girlfriend(s) (PvE)(Team), Standard(Death), Standard(Bindings), Standard(Template), Immunity(Defenses), Potential Connection(Leveling), Delayed(Worlds) ]
Origin
Dropped-In
Binding & Lure
Bindings:
[ Company Stamp ]
Lures:
[ Sticky Fingers, Faerie Feast ]
Other Controls:
No Other Controls
Heritage ( Your tier - T7 )
[ Lurking On The Threshold, I Wear No Mask, Sanity - Shattering Instruction, Endless Gospels Unspoken, Prophet Of Paradox, Everywhere And Nowhere, Branded by Possibility, Ancestral Diversity, Death Maskᵈˡᶜ, Harbinger of Deаthᵈˡᶜ, The Moth And The Flameᵈˡᶜ, Pay The Ferrymanᵈˡᶜ, Your Soul Is Mineᵈˡᶜ, The Unquiet Graveᵈˡᶜ, None Can Excelᵈˡᶜ, ...And All His Friendsᵈˡᶜ, Elder Sign ]
Talents & Perks
Ride:
No Ride
Home:
[ Pocket Space, Pocket Apartment(x2), All Roads Lead to Home, Sweet Home(x2), Grand Manor(x2), Life’s A Beach, Warehouse District, Demiplane, Laws of the Jungle(x2), Stay in touchᵈˡᶜ, Laws of Man, Persistent Corruption ]
Talents:
[ Body Tune-Up(x2), Athletic, Communication, Talent Sharing{ All}, Psychic, Everlasting(x2), Soul, Martial, Blessed, Wild, Educationalᵈˡᶜ, Land, Science, Inexhaustible, Engineering, Aesthetic(x2) ]
Defenses:
[ Mind(x2), Wild(x4), Environmental(x2), Information(x2), Soul(x3), Paradox(x4), Wyldscape(x2), Destiny(x2), Body(x2), Stress(x2), Trace(x2), Corruption(x2), Addiction, Creature(x2), Polymorph, Fatality(x2), Possession(x2) ]
Misc:
[ Exit Stage Left, We Will Meet Again, Pursued by a Bear, Sexual Calibration, Warranty Plan, Mapper, Target Tracker, Bounty Tracker, Fertility Calibration I ]
Generic:
No Generic Perks
Waifu:
No Waifu Perks <<less

I have no idea what I'm doing but, please enjoy this!... more>>

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Transmigration. That's not what I expected after playing some LoL. Nor was waking as a child in DXD of all places.

Nor was suddenly becoming the greatest Mangaka and Artist.

Leonardo da Vinci, who?

" Moe! Asahi-kun, I know you're talking about me!"

...Nor was getting the power to summon Waifus, Anime Powers, and Skills from the vast Omniverse through a App on my phone.

... Maybe I shouldn't have pissed off that guy with the username; R.O.B with Yasuo.

Damn Yasuo, always fucking up my day!

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Disclaimer: This should be obvious, but I don't own the Waifu App, Waifu Catalog or High School DXD. If I did, why I would be here? The only thing I do own is the personality of my character who is Me The Author because it's a Self-insert. <<less

I still have honestly no idea what the fuck I'm doing but, please enjoy this!... more>>

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Life can be a real bitch sometimes.

Who knew I'll be sent to a Cultivation World. A world where being an Introvert and shut-in is actually a good thing.

Especially as a Father.

" Dada! Dada! Please tell another story!"

Looking at the little girl at my feet, I smiled

' At least I got a System out of it.'

Armed with my Sign-In System, I will protect my family and do whatever my heart desires!

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Disclaimer: This should be obvious, but I don't own any characters from other franchises I use. If I did, why I would be here? The only thing I do own is the personality of my character who is Me The Author because it's a Self-insert <<less

I still have no idea what I'm doing but, please enjoy this!... more>>

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Waifu Wars.

A Battle Royale of Waifus from the vast Omniverse.

That's what I been summoned into because I pissed off a R.O.B with Yasuo in LoL and made him rage quit.

... Yasuo, why are you always fucking up my day?

I hate my life sometimes. I really do...

" Master! We need more Books!"

Looking at the sexy Angel, I smiled.

Okay, that was a lie.

I FUCKING LOVE MY LIFE!

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Disclaimer: This should be obvious, but I don't own the Waifu App, Waifu Catalog, Skyblock, or any Animes, Video Games I might mention. If I did, why I would be here? The only thing I do own is the personality of my character who is Me The Author because it's a Self-insert. <<less

A man wakes up surrounded by nothing but what at first seems to be corpses coming to the conclusion he’s in either a very weird... more>> type of afterlife or a graveyard, in reality he is in one of the dust bins of a greater cosmic entity after their most recent intergalactic conquest. <<less

I will do anything to save my sister, even when I need to sign a contract with a sketchy company. My only regret is that they killed me, and my sister will be sad when she knows that I died.... more>>

Don't worry, my sister. I will return. No matter how many Gods, Devils, and Angels I need to kill to meet you.

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World:

Campione! <<less

waifu catalog fic.
For those who don't know the waifu catalog is basically a r34 economy system. It's designed around you picking a world that gives you a certain amount of points based on the world's difficulty for the average person. Ratings for difficulty are 1-10 with 10 being worlds like Warhammer 40k, and specific timelines/places for Marvel or DC. These points allow you to buy things from a catalog, which ranges from abilities, perks, vehicles, demiplanes, and you guessed it Waifus. The premise of this fanfiction is the main character is a dude who picks Magic the Gathering, specifically the plane of Zendikar which gives it a rating... more>> of 8. So pretty high up with lots of points to spend, he picks up the elder bloodline from witcher, the powers of Galactus from marvel, and a "shroud" one of the unique powers from the catalog that also augments his spatial / time abilities. Along with some other auxiliary stuff like talent for magic or martial abilities and defenses like defense from possession or mind control. The other major thing he does is pick one waifu as his starting companion.

I would caution most people to know that the waifu catalog has a major skew towards general mind control aspects. Half the catalog is about various "bindings" and ways you can make cash by basically capturing random waifus off planets and then selling the ones you don't want. My fanfiction will mainly be avoiding that side of things. While the shroud ability he picks is straight-up mind control with additional benefits like spatial abilities, one of the story elements is that those aspects of his power do not work. The catalog definitely leans towards the more physical inclinations of attraction. Personally, the reason I like fanfictions/harem is for the characters themselves and their personalities. Kind of hard to display a real personality when the person is brainwashed into either loving someone fanatically or literally mind-broken completely. So I will be throwing out the majority of that aspect of the catalog, but in general, I'm a big fan of the whole point system and how it gives a decentish guideline on not having a completely busted system like many fanfictions with litRPG systems tend to have. So while my version of the catalog will not be a 1:1 it certainly will take advantage of the economy provided. Though don't get me wrong this is definitely some wish fulfillment story, but hopefully at least a satisfying one instead of an empty one. <<less