crack

"Oh my, sorry , I forgot these prototypes are so fragile"

"That's o-" [Seriously why the fuck am I in this situation?]

"Hello?"

Sorry guys it must be confusing. I mean, let me explain from the beginning...

-Edgy Monologue-

I was just me, someone whose life purpose was to read and nothing else

I tried writing before but my histories had nothing but good grammar. So, while on my way to university, I finally died.

Only to find that I am now in the body of this fucking reincarnated beta mc?

I don't even know what's happening anymore

-"end" of the edgy monologue-

First, let's channel some good sense on this overpowered coward

[Hey trash]

'What? A voice in my head?'

[Oh wow, he does have a brain between his fucking cuck horns]

'What's a cuck? And get out of my head treacherous scum'

[You, you are a cuck, and you don't have idea of how much I want to get out of your head to beat your bitchass goodlooking beta japanese-like mc face. Now let's get to business. First, GE' YA FUCKIN SPINE STRAIGHT BITCH]

'YES SIR'

[NOW LOOK RIGHT AT THAT MEATPILE WHO BROKE THE EXPENSIVE LOOKING THING]

'uhhhh'

[L O O K]

'Y-YES SIR'

[SAY IT. OPEN YER F'CKIN MOUTH AN LEMME SAY IT FOR YA]

"First of all, fuck you and your possessive tendencies. Second, if you want to go at it then come. Third, out-of-my-fucking-lab."

"What"

"O-u-t"

[Wow man that's amazing, she looks pissed off. Now, let's do something new. Pass the body]

'What?'

[You have literally immortality and she is a mortal, and you obey her because she doesn't mean it? Fuck you man, seriously, what you gonna do when she comes to you saying you have to come in contact only with men because she doesn't like you talking to other women?]

'Are you paranoid?'

"I know Chris, now I know, it's that new bitch right? That's why you was creating these things again right?"

[This, boy, is called -Cliche number 182: Fight with your secret love because of a misunderstanding- now she will try to run to the door and disappear]

'What? Try?'

While she sprinted off I crushed her legs  and locked the door

[Well, you see, I don't really like pointless character development that could've been better executed. Now, go and tell her everything you fucker, and while you are at it, STAND-YOUR-FUCKING-GROUND. WAS I CLEAR?]

'Your fucking psychopath. Ok, just don't kill her'

By the name of god, a pussy till the end

"Liz please listen, I love you-"

[OH GOD THE CRINGE]

'SHUT UP IT'S HARD OK?'

"- uh, and the machines were your birthday present."

[A-N-D?]

"and please refrain from these acts. I am not the kind of person who betrays and nor are you. We were together since kids, and now as an fully grown Immortal I ask you, would you spend your life with me?"

"Do you realize you broke both my legs and now is asking for my hand in marriage?"

[She has a point]

'OH REALLY?'

"I am sorry it was my, uh, instinct kicking in. If I had allowed you to run it would take me a long time to see you again."

Oh, he is healing her while talking. I never thought he had more than two brain cells 

"I-I'm sorry too. My feelings got the best of me. I accept."

[For fifteen years]

'yeah, she's young'

[Wait]

'What?'

{MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, INITIATING TRANSFER}

[How many time it took to you to become an immortal?]

'2,000 years. Why?'

[YOU FUCKING PEDOPHI-]

Boom

'Is he gone? Great!'

end of the first history bye