Chapter 51: True Colors After Drinking

Iron Lump King came over with his wolf's tooth club.

Long Aotian panicked as soon as he saw that wolf's tooth club.

"I... I can't do it anymore... I really can't hold on... I, I, I... I've run out of true energy because of the Shapeshifting Great Technique. You can't—!"

"Still being tough, huh?! A tough guy, huh?! Didn't eat, huh?! Scratching, huh..."

Another round of output, even Iron Lump King was sitting aside panting.

Xu Xuejiao went over again: "Hmm, Cheng Wen ge, you say, hmm, understood, I'll tell him."

Xu Xuejiao turned around: "Our Cheng Wen ge said, he has an indestructible body of diamond, refined in Laozi's Eight Trigrams Furnace for seventy-seven ninety-four days! He has eaten the flat peaches, drank the divine wine, stolen the elixirs, and eaten the ginseng fruit! Your broken stick is just like an earpick to him!"

Iron Lump King slammed the table: "Damn it! He is a tough guy!"

The four subordinates raised their thumbs together: "He really is a tough guy!"

Suddenly, Leng Qingqiu sneered.

Han Yue said, "Leng Zong, what are you laughing at?"

"How could seventy-seven be ninety-four."

"Huh? Is that what you care about?"

After another round of output, Iron Lump King himself was tired.

After sitting down, he shivered all over: "He really is a tough nut to crack! No wonder he has the guts to lie even to me!"

Xu Xuejiao went over to the already fainting Long Aotian again, pretending to whisper: "Oh, okay, I understand, I'll tell him."

Xu Xuejiao said to Iron Lump King again, "Our Mr. Lu said, you're a sissy, you have no strength at all, and you even have to ask if you need to take off your pants to pee."

Forget about others, even Lu Chengwen inside was shocked.

Lu Chengwen, Leng Qingqiu, Han Yue, and others all thought in their hearts: Poison!

Xu Xuejiao really hates him to death!

This time, Iron Lump King stood up, took a look, and said, "Miss Xu, are you sure, Cheng Wen said this?"

"Yes, I never lie."

Iron Lump King pointed to "Lu Chengwen": "He... can he talk?"

Yeah, can he still talk? Long Aotian had completely passed out, lying limp in the corner, and everyone suspected he was already dead.

At this moment, Lu Chengwen carefully looked in the mirror from inside and then walked out.

"Iron Lump King."

As soon as Iron Lump King saw "Long Aotian," he immediately knelt down on one knee: "Young Master."

"You finally showed some intelligence."

"It's thanks to the advice of the military strategist, that I realized I was deceived by this traitor. Fortunately, I reflected on myself in time to make amends."

"Very well. Han Yue, bring the contract for the shanty town project and let him sign it."

Han Yue was puzzled when he saw "Long Aotian."

Wow, what kind of plot is this!?

This... Leng Zong and Long Aotian teamed up to beat up Young Master Lu!?

Isn't this equivalent to Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing conspiring to murder their husband!?

This plot... wait, what contract is Long Aotian asking me to bring? The contract for the shanty town!?

Everything is messed up!

Leng Qingqiu looked at her: "What are you standing there for? Listen to Young Master Long."

"Oh, yes, yes."

Iron Lump King signed and paid without hesitation.

Before leaving, he kept apologizing to Lu Chengwen: "Mr. Long, I misunderstood before, I'm really sorry."

"It's okay, it doesn't matter."

"In the future, if you have any orders, just come directly to me, I'll give you my phone number."

"I understand, let's go."

Iron Lump King thought to himself!

Seeing Young Master's attitude, he wasn't angry anymore.

Sure enough, the more ruthlessly Young Master Lu beat him, the happier he was.

The previous matter was just written off. It wasn't in vain for me to use my best moves to deal with that brat Lu Chengwen.

Heh!

Although the beginning was a bit off, everything is back on track now.

Why am I so clever?!

Iron Lump King walked out with his men, passing by Leng Qingqiu: "Young Master Long is indeed a remarkable person!"

Leng Qingqiu squeezed out a smile and nodded.

Passing by Xu Xuejiao: "Young Master Long is so outstanding!"

"Ah, understood, understood."

Passing by Han Yue: "It's an honor to cooperate with him."

Han Yue smiled awkwardly.

Iron Lump King reached the door: "No need to send us off, goodbye."

Lu Chengwen was about to speak, but a graceful figure broke through the window, picked up Long Aotian, and leaped out of the window. The girls screamed in fright.

Lu Chengwen hurried over to take a look, and a thin iron wire was hanging on the windowsill. There was no need to ask, that shadow was Hua Xue Ning.

Lu Chengwen smiled bitterly.

The protagonist, encountering danger, will surely be safe and sound.

Leng Qingqiu exclaimed in surprise, "Cheng Wen ge, your face..."

"What's wrong?"

"It's healed!"

Lu Chengwen took out his phone and looked, sure enough, it was healed.

"It turns out, as long as you beat him up, this kind of spell will quickly fail. It's much more comfortable to look at my own face."

Xu Xuejiao exclaimed excitedly, "Hehe, you're becoming more and more interesting, being able to change your face back and forth. I was actually quite worried just now that it was really you, you know? I got close and confirmed several times, and then saw Leng Qingqiu's calmness, so I deliberately provoked."

Lu Chengwen sighed.

[Hehe, great, now it's really fun.]

[Long Aotian, this arrogant person, will definitely not die. I made him suffer a beating and cheated him out of fifty billion. Whoever doesn't die, I will.]

[This kind of deception cannot last forever. It will be exposed sooner or later.]

Lu Chengwen felt disheartened, "Alright, from now on, you guys fend for yourselves. I'm tired, I'm going home."

"Hey, don't go! We've won big today, let's celebrate!"

"Sorry, Xuejiao, I'm not in the mood."

"Come on, I feel, although Long Aotian has a strong background, but I think you're much more handsome than him."

Lu Chengwen smiled bitterly, "Being handsome is useless, being handsome just sets the tone for the protagonist's role as a handsome guy, just for everyone to enjoy."

"Why is it that sometimes I completely don't understand what you're saying?"

"It's good that you don't understand, let's go, let

Go."

Lu Chengwen called Zhao Gang: "Zhao Gang, I'm at Qianfeng, come pick me up."

Sitting in the back of the business car, Lu Chengwen couldn't feel happy at all.

To save Leng Qingqiu once, not only did he completely offend the main male lead Long Aotian, but he also caused him to be beaten into powder by Iron Lump King.

Now Leng Qingqiu and Xu Xuejiao have completely stuck to him. Whether they stick to me or not doesn't matter, what matters is that they are now completely opposed to Long Aotian.

Lu Chengwen really admired Long Aotian.

How stupid! How truly stupid you are!

You can't even handle such a small matter, yet you rely on using disguises to deceive girls! And you let them find out! And it's not even successful!

My Heavens!

Is there a more foolish male protagonist than you?

But then again, every single thing, if it's not me, will follow the original plot.

In the end, it's constantly using what the system gave me and the special information in this world that others don't know, making Long Aotian hit the wall time and time again.

I have to change the course of the story in order to survive till the end.

But as long as I change the course of the story, the protagonist will hate me, the girls will dislike him and like me, then I won't be able to make it to the end.

No solution!

There's no solution to this!

Lu Chengwen sighed, "Zhao Gang, what are you thinking about without driving?"

At this moment, the car door was pulled open, and Xu Xuejiao suddenly climbed in.

"What are you doing again?"

"Cold Autumn said you took a mandarin duck bath with her, is it true?"

"Yes, I did, what about it?"

Lu Chengwen deliberately said so.

"Oh," Xu Xuejiao said, "Are you two deliberately trying to provoke me together, right?"

"What exactly do you want to do?"

"Hey! Why are you always so fierce to me?"

"I like it, that's just my temperament. Hurry up and get off the car and go home. Don't keep running around for no reason."

"Hey! I've been helping you everywhere these days. Every time you need me to cooperate, you want me to comply, and when you don't need me, you want me to get lost! Do you know how sad I would be?"

"Oh? You'll be sad?" Lu Chengwen clapped his hands, "Then hurry home and be sad slowly."

Lu Chengwen pushed open the car door, "Get off."

Xu Xuejiao sat on the boss chair beside her, hugged her shoulders, and crossed her legs, "I'm not getting off."

Lu Chengwen felt annoyed, "Get off!"

"I'm not getting off! I find you very perverted. Sometimes you're good and sometimes you're bad. Are you deliberately playing with me?"

"I'm almost dying, do you understand? I've already blocked my own way out for Cold Autumn! Can you just consider my request? If you keep sticking to me every day, I really have no way out! Get off the car, sister!"

Xu Xuejiao looked at Lu Chengwen, "Alright! You dare treat me like this!"

"Hehe. What about it?"

Xu Xuejiao sat on the boss chair by the door, crossed her legs, "Assault, rape. Assault, rape! Lu Chengwen assaulted! Rape!"

Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and quickly closed the car door, "Sister, why are you like this? How can you say such things so easily?"

"Yeah! I'm very rebellious, don't you know?"

Lu Chengwen sweated on his forehead, "You... a girl, can you stop using those words like a wolf? When you were trying to trap Long Aotian, you said things like sitting to pee so easily, can you be more careful about your influence?"

Xu Xuejiao suddenly looked very pitiful, "Do you hate me?"

Lu Chengwen said depressedly, "It's not that, but we haven't been in contact for several years. You see me and get annoyed to death. Can't it be because of these two days... I did a little good, and you're sticking to me? There's no logic to this, sister!"

Xu Xuejiao laughed again, "Alright! How about this, you accompany me to drink, get me drunk, and from then on, I won't stick to you anymore."

"You're really sick!"

Xu Xuejiao put down the car window, "Assault! Rape! Assault..."

Lu Chengwen quickly closed the car window, "Drink, drink, let's go, I'm all in!"

The two sneaked back home, Lu Chengwen prepared some food on his small balcony, and Zhao Gang brought some good wine. The two of them raised their glasses.

Lu Chengwen said, "It's agreed, if I can drink more than you, you won't bother me anymore!"

"A gentleman's word is as good as his bond."

"Cheers!"

Three hours later.

Lu Chengwen laughed incessantly, and Xu Xuejiao sat in Lu Chengwen's arms, one hand around his neck, and the other holding a wine bottle, "My parents think I'm a good girl, hahaha! Actually, they don't know, I have a tattoo!"

"Really? I can't see it!"

"Of course you can't! It's in a very secret place!"

"Hahaha, how secret is it?"

"Do you want to see it?"

"I do."

"Not showing you! Haha!"

Lu Chengwen held up his wine glass, "That Long Aotian, what's so great about him? If he's not the protagonist, I could kill him anytime!"

"You're much handsomer than him."

"Of course, I'm the villain! Villains are all handsome guys, all to satisfy everyone's desire for revenge against rich handsome guys!"

"Hahaha, cheers! If you can drink more than me, I'll show you my tattoo!"

"Oh?" Lu Chengwen's face turned red, smiling slyly, "It's a deal!"

...

Early the next morning.

Lu Chengwen felt like his head was about to explode.

He rubbed his head and sat up, feeling something was wrong, he turned his head to the side, and instantly felt like dying.

Xu Xuejiao lay horizontally, her beautiful legs sandwiched in a velvet blanket, extremely enticing.

"Darn it! Again!? How much did I drink?!"