Chapter 1:

　　It all started when I was driving to the grocery store. For no reason at all, a giant semi-trailer truck started driving aggressively close to my rear. I wondered what was the deal with this impatient Truck-kun when, before I knew it, it had driven right into and over my car, smushing all the flesh and metal together flat. I died in an instant, but luckily death was not the end. It was the beginning.

　　When I woke up, a cute 14 year old barefoot girl dressed in white with angel wings carrying a fancy staff was standing over me. She kneeled down and offered me her hand, so I took it, and with surprising strength I was lifted directly to my feet. I was wearing the same clothes as when I died, but thankfully not spattered in bones or blood. I checked myself for injuries but everything was in its right place again, and there wasn't any pain. Even the normal pains of everyday life were gone, and it seemed I was the healthiest I'd ever been.

　　"That truck sure was unreasonable!" The goddess pouted with a puffed out cheek. "Why couldn't it go the speed limit like everyone else, what on Earth delivery did it have to make that justifies running straight over the rest of the traffic in its way?"

　　"I know, right?" I smiled wryly. "Tailgaters are bad enough, but when a semi-trailer truck does it, I despair of humanity. . ."

　　"It wasn't right. So as God, I came to you with a proposition, to level the scales. I'll let you set up life in another world with an extra bonus to make up for your loss." The Goddess smiled beneficently towards my benighted soul.

　　"God wasn't an old man?" I asked, startled. "All the religions are teaching you wrong."

　　"That's not true. In Japan, don't they have this phrase? 'Cute is Justice.'" The Goddess held up a finger to an invisible phrase next to her head as if for proof.

　　"So only the otaku had it right." I murmured. Well, I already knew that. The only decent, right-thinking people on Earth were obviously otaku, though it was always nice to have one's opinions confirmed as undeniable fact.

　　"Aren't we getting off track here?" The Goddess frowned. "I froze time so as to talk with you personally, but believe it or not I have a lot of responsibilities to attend to."

　　"Oh, my bad. Any bonus I want, you say?" I asked for confirmation.

　　"Anything! This omnipotent God doesn't go back on her word." She thumped her modest chest with pride.

　　"Then, there is one thing I've always wanted but could never have on Earth." I mused aloud. "Would it be okay if I traveled to this new world with my favorite 100 waifus?"

　　"Isn't that 100 wishes, not one?" The Goddess' forehead scrunched up dubiously.

　　"No no no. The harem of 100 wives of my personal choosing is the one thing I want in this world, if I didn't have all 100 it wouldn't be a complete set and would lose all meaning." I furiously explained.

　　"So to get this clear, you need all 100 of these 2d girls only found in stories to be immanentized into 3d flesh, given their own true souls based on the personalities displayed in said stories, and they all need to love you to the same degree as their most special person in said tales, so that you can take all 100 of them to wife?" The Goddess started counting the issues on her fingers.

　　"Plus they all have to be okay with living together with me as a harem, or it would all fall apart, so at least edit their personalities that far." I enjoined.

　　"Okay. 100 waifus in another world, do you have a list? You'd better remember all 100 of their names or I won't do it." God warned.

　　"Oh, oh, and make sure that their essential natures from the story stay the same." I commented, getting excited. My 100 waifu harem was so close I could taste it, this coming from someone who had never succeeded with any woman in the real world. "Plus they should all come with their personal effects that were essential supports for their characterization."

　　"So like magic equipment, fairies that helped them transform, outfits and the like? Got it." God nodded. "They couldn't very well be themselves without their charm points, huh?"

　　"You understand everything quickly. As expected of God!" I worshiped. "Okay then, be sure to remember all of this correctly. The 100 waifus I want to take with me are:

Cure Dream (Nozomi Yumehara) from Yes Pretty Cure 5 (CV: Yuko Sanpei) (Age 14-15)

Cure Lemonade (Urara Kasugano) from Yes Pretty Cure 5 (CV: Mariya Ise) (Age 13-14)

Cure White (Honoka Yukishiro) from Futari wa Pretty Cure (CV: Yukana Nogami) (Age 14-15)

Cure Egret (Mai Mishou) from Futari wa Pretty Cure Splash Star (CV: Atsuko Enomoto) (Age 13-14)

Cure Flora (Haruka Haruno) from Go! Princess Pretty Cure (CV: Yu Shimamura) (Age 13)

Cure Magical (Riko Izayoi) from Mahoutsukai Pretty Cure (CV: Yui Horie) (Age 13-14)

Asuna Yuuki from Sword Art Online (CV: Haruka Tomatsu) (Age 15-18)

Silica (Keiko Ayano) from Sword Art Online (CV: Rina Hidaka) (Age 12-15)

Leafa (Suguha Kirigaya) from Sword Art Online (CV: Ayana Taketatsu) (Age 15-16)

Rin Natsume from Little Busters! (CV: Tomoe Tamiyasu) (Age 16-17)

Haruka Saigusa from Little Busters! (CV: Keiko Suzuki) (Age 16-17)

Kudryavka Noumi/Strugatskaya from Little Busters! (CV: Naomi Wakabayashi) (Age 15-16)

Azusa Nakano from K-On! (CV: Ayana Taketatsu) (Age 15-17)

Yui Hirasawa from K-On! (CV: Aki Toyosaki) (Age 15-18)

Kagome Higurashi from Inuyasha (CV: Satsuki Yukino) (Age 15-18)

Aoba Suzukaze from New Game (CV: Yuki Takada) (Age 18-20)

Teletha Testarossa from Full Metal Panic! (CV: Yukana Nogami) (Age 16)

Kaname Chidori from Full Metal Panic! (CV: Satsuki Yukino) (Age 16)

Mira Yurizaki from Dimension W (CV: Reina Ueda) (Age 2)

Rose from Tales of Zestiria (CV: Mikako Komatsu) (Age 17)

Elize Lutus from Tales of Xillia (CV: Yuki Horinaka) (Age 12-13)

Leia Rolando from Tales of Xillia (CV: Saori Hayami) (Age 15-16)

Sophie from Tales of Graces (CV: Kana Hanazawa) (Age 13)

Cheria Barnes from Tales of Graces (CV: Shiho Kawaragi) (Age 18)

Rydia from Final Fantasy 4 (CV: Noriko Shitaya) (Age 17)

Rosa Joanna Farrell from Final Fantasy 4 (CV: Yuuko Kaida) (Age 19)

Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy 7 (CV: Ayumi Ito) (Age 20)

Aerith Gainsborough from Final Fantasy 7 (CV: Maaya Sakamoto) (Age 22)

Rinoa Heartilly from Final Fantasy 8 (CV: Kana Hanazawa) (Age 17)

Yuna from Final Fantasy 10 (CV: Mayuko Aoki) (Age 17-19)

MOMO Mizrahi from Xenosaga (CV: Rumi Shishido) (Age 12)

Aruru from Utawarerumono (CV: Miyuki Sawashiro) (Age 9-27)

Eruru from Utawarerumono (CV: Ryoka Yuzuki) (Age 17-35)

Nekone from Utawarerumono (CV: Inori Minase) (Age 12-13)

Kuon from Utawarerumono (CV: Risa Taneda) (Age 16-17)

Nayuki Minase from Kanon (CV: Mariko Koda) (Age 17)

Nagisa Furukawa from Clannad (CV: Mai Nakahara) (Age 19-21)

Misuzu Kamio from Air (CV: Tomoko Kawakami) (Age 16-17)

Kotori Kanbe from Rewrite (CV: Chiwa Saito) (Age 16-17)

Wendy Marvel from Fairy Tail (CV: Satomi Sato) (Age 12-14)

Sherria Blendy from Fairy Tail (CV: Yuka Iguchi) (Age 15-17)

Lucy Heartfilia from Fairy Tail (CV: Aya Hirano) (Age 17-19)

Mavis Vermillion from Fairy Tail (CV: Mamiko Noto) (Age 13)

Levy McGarden from Fairy Tail (CV: Mariya Ise) (Age 17-19)

Juvia Locksor from Fairy Tail (CV: Mai Nakahara) (Age 17-19)

Lisanna Strauss from Fairy Tail (CV: Harumi Sakurai) (Age 17-19)

Mirajane Strauss from Fairy Tail (CV: Ryoko Ono) (Age 19-21)

Makina Irisu from Grisaia (CV: Tomoe Tamiyasu) (Age 15)

Nanoha Takamachi from Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha (CV: Yukari Tamura) (Age 9-25)

Fate Testarossa from Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha (CV: Nana Mizuki) (Age 9-25)

Sakura Haruno from Naruto (CV: Chie Nakamura) (Age 12-36)

Rin Nohara from Naruto (CV: Haruhi Nanao) (Age 9-11)

Chtolly Nota Seniorious from Suka Suka (CV: Azusa Tadokoro) (Age 15)

Sagiri Izumi from Eromanga Sensei (CV: Akane Fujita) (Age 13)

Elf Yamada (Emily Granger) from Eromanga Sensei (CV: Minami Takahashi) (Age 14)

Deedlit from Record of Lodoss War (CV: Yumi Touma) (Age 175)

Kobato Hasegawa from Haganai (CV: Kana Hanazawa) (Age 13-14)

Sora Takanashi from PapaKiki (CV: Sumire Uesaka) (Age 14)

Miu Takanashi from PapaKiki (CV: Eri Kitamura) (Age 10)

Sakura Kinomoto from Card Captor Sakura (CV: Sakura Tange) (Age 10-13)

Lafiel Abriel from Crest of the Stars (CV: Ayako Kawasumi) (Age 15-26)

Myusel Foaran from Outbreak Company (CV: Suzuko Mimori) (Age 16)

Sara Rukawa/Chrysalis from Da Capo (CV: Chiyo Ousaki) (Age 14)

Nemu Asakura from Da Capo (CV: Sakura Nogawa) (Age 14)

Yume Asakura from Da Capo (CV: Hijiri Kinomi) (Age 14)

Himeno Katsuragi from Da Capo (CV: Mikoi Sasaki) (Age 14)

Sakura Yoshino from Da Capo (CV: Hitomi) (Age 14)

Aisia from Da Capo (CV: Ui Miyazaki) (Age 14)

Koko Tsukishima from Da Capo (CV: Nanjou Yoshino) (Age 14)

Yukino Ouhama from Osananajimi wa Daitouryou (CV: Nanjou Yoshino) (Age 16)

Sayaka Mayuzumi from Majikoi (CV: Yuka Inokuchi) (Age 14)

Isara Aomi from Koichoco (CV: Mai Kadowaki) (Age 15)

Yoru Kazato from Kono Oozora ni, Tsubasa wo Hirogete (CV: Hatsumi Takada) (Age 15)

Asa Kazato from Kono Oozora ni, Tsubasa wo Hirogete (CV: Ai Fukada) (Age 15)

Sae Nakata from Amagami SS (CV: Hiromi Konno) (Age 16-17)

Reina Ryuugu from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (CV: Mai Nakahara) (Age 15)

Sailor Moon (Usagi Tsukino) from Sailor Moon (CV: Kotono Mitsuishi) (Age 14-21)

Shana from Shakugan no Shana (CV: Rie Kugimiya) (Age 13)

Mikan Yuuki from To Love ru (CV: Kana Hanazawa) (Age 11-12)

Yuuhi Katagiri from Akaneiro ni Somaru Saka (CV: Rie Kugimiya) (Age 16)

Kobeni Yonomori from Mikakunin de Shinkoukei (CV: Haruka Terui) (Age 16)

Illyasviel von Einzbern from Fate/Etc. (CV: Mai Kadowaki) (Age 10-11)

Rin Tohsaka from Fate/Etc. (CV: Kana Ueda) (Age 19)

Orihime Inoue from Bleach (CV: Yuki Matsuoka) (Age 15-17)

Nico Yazawa from Love Live! (CV: Sora Tokui) (Age 17)

Chiwa Harusaki from Oreshura (CV: Chinatsu Akasaki) (Age 15)

Sakura Mamiya from Kyoukai no Rinne (CV: Marina Inoue) (Age 15)

Mumei (Hozumi) from Koutetsujou no Kabaneri (CV: Sayaka Senbongi) (Age 12)

Mylene Flare Jenius from Macross 7 (CV: Tomo Sakurai) (Age 14-15)

Lyria from Granblue Fantasy the Animation (CV: Nao Toyama) (Age 16)

Kokona Aoba from Yama no Susume (CV: Yui Ogura) (Age 13-15)

Menma (Meiko Honma) from Anohana (CV: Ai Kayano) (Age 15)

Ai Hinatsuru from Ryuuou no Oshigoto! (CV: Rina Hidaka) (Age 9-11)

Nadeko Sengoku from Bakemonogatari (CV: Kana Hanazawa) (Age 13-15)

Kirino Kousaka from Oreimo (CV: Ayana Taketatsu) (Age 14)

Mikoto Misaka from Index/Railgun (CV: Rina Satou) (Age 14)

Louise Francoise Le Blanc de la Valliere from Zero no Tsukaima (CV: Rie Kugimiya) (Age 16-17)

Wakaba Tsukishima/Akane Takigawa from Cross Game (CV: Akemi Kanda) (Age 11-17)

Iris Freyja from Juuou Mujin no Fafnir (CV: Rina Hidaka) (Age 16)

Mitsuki Mononobe from Juuou Mujin no Fafnir (CV: Manami Numakura) (Age 16)

　　God frowned, looking perplexed. "Who the heck is Wakaba Tsukishima/Akane Takigawa? Isn't that two people?"

　　"No no no, they share the same essential body, personality and goodness, so just treat it as Wakaba's transformed state." I insisted.

　　"Okay, but what about these wildly varying age ranges?" God complained.

　　"Well, sometimes their stories last a long time so I want to marry the girls who lived throughout that story, not just their oldest versions at the end of the tale." I explained.

　　"So I should let them assume any age they want within that period from day to day?" God asked, taking down notes.

　　"Right, right. Just like transformed states." I nodded vehemently.

　　"And they all need to have the voices they had in their respective stories, huh? So isn't it like you're marrying all these seiyuu too?" God gave me a suspicious glare.

　　"Their voices are integral to their character, it's just a coincidence." I held up both my hands innocently.

　　"And do you promise to have and to hold these 100 women through richer and poorer, for better or for worse, until death do you part?" God asked.

　　"I do." I nodded solemnly, standing to attention.

　　"Then with the power vested in me, as God Almighty, I pronounce you Husband and 100 Waifus." God reached out her index finger and lightly touched my hand. I could feel the light of blessing wafting through me, so I knew something had truly changed both within and without.

　　"Go and enjoy your new life, Christopher." God smiled kindly, as white light started suffusing the atmosphere. It was getting harder and harder to distinguish her face.

　　"God be with you." I offered prayerfully in thanks. Then the world turned completely white, and She was gone. Instead I was standing in the center of a long, long ring of beautiful women, out in a grassy flower field, all dressed in bridal gowns wearing wedding rings and holding bouquets. As I swirled around and around to take in this otherworldly sight, I heard a whisper in the breeze: "You may kiss the 100 brides."

　　Since they all seemed to be waiting for me, I thought it would only be right to get right to it. So my first order of business in the new world with my new life was to kiss every single girl of my dreams on the mouth one after the next. The fact that they all seemed happy to see me and complacent with seeing the other girls meant God had really come through for me. I mentally pumped my fist in victory towards my All-Merciful, All-Benevolent Creator.

　　After an hour or so of kissing and hugging all my waifu targets, I quickly started arranging our priorities mentally. One thing had to come first before all others.

　　"Those of you with otherworldly curses, unhealable injuries, illnesses or doomed to bad fortune, line up in a row. Those of you with miraculous curative, restorative, and curse-breaking powers, line up in another row facing them. Let's change fate!" I exclaimed, raising my fist up high with excitement.

　　Chtolly, Nagisa, Wakaba, Aerith, Rinoa, Yuna, Misuzu, Rin Nohara, Nemu, Reina, Chiwa, Mumei, Mavis and Menma all lined up on one side. Oi oi, aren't too many of you tragic maidens? And one of them was already dead. Was she going to be okay?

　　Leia, Cheria, Sherria, Elize, Eruru, Nekone, Wendy, Sakura Haruno, Rosa and Orihime lined up on the opposite side. If God had come through, not only their curses and ailments, but the miraculous healing powers of these ladies should still be inside of them. If God had come through, everyone's magic would work the same as before even in this new world. If God had come through. . .

　　"Ready, aim, heal!" I struck down my arm with an impassioned chop.

　　Lights of every sort emerged from the bodies and hands of one line and enveloped the girls of the other line. An otherwordly power filled the entire meadow to the point that you could smell it, and then the world became still again. Menma, who had been looking a bit transparent, was checking herself in disbelief, her long gray hair swinging back and forth with every motion. It seemed even her status had been cured.

　　Though many of the girls had resurrection spells, I suspected it was Orihime Inoue's power to reject anything unwanted in this world that had overcome any and all issues the tragic maidens may have faced. Even if all the others had failed, I had full confidence in the God-like powers of Orihime. As expected of God, even the God-like powers had been transferred in full straight from the pages of the story books. Though now at least some portion of those stories could be averted. Even if I had 100 wives, I didn't particularly want to cry while holding their hands as they died right in front of me. No thank you to those portions of the scripts.

　　100 wives meant 100 superpowers. I intended to use them all wisely from here on to make our life together a virtual paradise.

　　"Nanoha!" Fate waved.

　　"Fate-chan!" Nanoha exclaimed happily, running over to hold her hand. Incidentally they were in 9 year old mode right now. Apparently God set all the girls to their youngest age range by default. "I'm so glad we can still be together."

　　Was it okay? I wondered. Both of their feelings for each other should have transferred over to me. But I guess their memories and feelings for each other properly stayed intact as well. Well, I'm sure it was okay.

　　"Sora!" Miu energetically waved her hand and jumped up and down.

　　"Miu!" Sora's face exploded with delight. The two ran together and hugged each other, crouching upon the grass faces buried with relief.

　　"Wendy!"

　　"Sherria!" The sky sisters held both hands facing each other and jumped up and down with the joy of recognition.

　　"Asa." Yoru blushed and tugged on her sleeve while looking down.

　　"Yoru." Asa smiled. "Together forever, even in another world, is it?"

　　"Of course." Yoru said. "God would never separate us."

　　"God could never separate us even if He tried." Asa hugged Yoru tight in agreement. God's a She though. Well, they didn't meet so it couldn't be helped.

　　"Where is Cure Miracle?" Cure Magical complained. "Why would you leave out my counterpart?"

　　"I'm sorry, she didn't make the cut." I winced sympathetically. Magical's feelings for Miracle should be resting with me now, right? It shouldn't break her heart or anything.

　　Koko Tsukishima tentatively raised her hand. "I'll let Miracle take my place so. . ."

　　"No no no no no." I ran over to Koko and pulled her hand down. "It doesn't work that way, we're all in this together from here on. It's just us in the whole wide world."

　　"But I'm sure there are many more deserving wives than me. . ." Koko fretted.

　　"You have a bad habit about putting yourself last." I pinched Koko's nose. "At least be willing to include yourself in a list of 100!"

　　"So no one else is coming and no one can go?" Cure Magical asked.

　　"That's right. God gave us this new world together, but She can't intervene any further than the initial settings. It's just like the character design portion of the game, once it's confirmed it's confirmed. Even if there are people you remember back home, we just have to look forward to the good times the hundred of us together can make." I explained.

　　Ai Hinatsuru frowned. "Does this world have any good shogi players?"

　　"You'll have to make do with love." I begged plaintively.

　　"So no more shogi?" Ai looked like she was ready to cry.

　　"There will be shogi, there will be shogi!" I promised. "Look, MOMO, can you give Ai a good shogi AI to play against once we get settled?"

　　"Of course, no human can play as well as a computer at shogi, so I can give her as many challenges as she wants." MOMO affirmed. "I'd need a computer first of course. Does anyone here have a computer?"

　　"MOMO, aren't you a computer?" Mira asked. Mira's enhanced senses must have seen through MOMO's human-like veneer.

　　"Aren't you?" MOMO replied. In Mira's case it was pretty obvious.

　　"Father didn't give me any encyclopedic knowledge like that." Mira explained.

　　Sophie raised her hand, her purple twintails twitching. "I'm also a nanomachine colony, but I was only programmed to slay monsters."

　　"It's the same for me. I'm a synthetic humanoid modeled after a dead girl named Sakura, so I don't have many capabilities beyond what you'd expect from a little girl." MOMO said.

　　"But you can navigate space-time folds and fight untouchable Gnosis, right?" I asked.

　　"Well, if this world ever provides a need. . ." MOMO looked around at the flowery, non-threatening meadow.

　　"If it's computers I could build one." Kaname Chidori interjected. "I have all advanced scientific and mathematical knowledge whispered into my head. I would need the necessary tools and materials, though."

　　"Mitsuki, can you create a computer from thin air with your dark matter?" I asked.

　　"If I had a good enough image in my head." Mitsuki frowned. "That's why I spent so many years training my dark matter for a few specific things. It would be different if it were something simple of course."

　　"We're going to be relying on your dark matter a lot from now on, so try to experiment with it." I told her. "If you got guidance from Kaname it would work out somehow, right?"

　　"I think so." Mitsuki nodded.

　　I breathed a giant sigh of relief. All our manufacturing needs would have to come from Mitsuki for the time being, so that was one hurdle cleared. "Be sure to borrow power from Iris if you ever need her. She can only form explosions on her own, but with your direction her dark matter molding ability should be a powerful asset."

　　Mitsuki nodded happily, heretofore unaware that Iris had managed to make the jump to reality with her. Now that I'd taken her beloved Nii-san's place in her heart, she shouldn't have any complaints fitting in to my harem plan.

　　"We'll try to build a computer that can play shogi with you later." I knelt down to look Ai-chan in the eyes and said in a high, calming voice. "For now we need to think about food, water and shelter, okay?"

　　Ai jumped into my arms and hugged me tight. "Shishou, arigatou!"

　　"Anything for my dearest Ai-chan," I embraced her back, engulfed for the first time in my life with loli bliss. The 99 other waifus around me seemed to have been programmed not to judge, which was a very good thing. There were a lot of nine year olds spread around the premises.

　　"I don't know if there are other people in this world or not, whether they have cat ears or not, or even the name of this place." I admitted to the crowd. "But I'm not very worried about that. I don't want to 'fit in' to this world in the first place, I want to make a new world and a new life of our very own together. So the first order of business isn't finding the nearest town, it's finding a good place to build our own town. Does anyone have any objections?"

　　Some girls looked a little worried about when they would get their next meal, but everyone loved me enough to not want to get in the way of my dearest ambition.

　　"Is it okay if I'm the mayor of our new village?" I asked again. Again there were no objections, everyone had already agreed to love and obey me as wives so it seemed I was already the patriarch of this new clan by default. You did a good job, God. A really, really good job!

　　"Okay, I thought up a name for our new village. I want to call it 'Paradise.' Any objections?" I offered up again.

　　"None!" My 100 wives said in unison.

　　"So I was thinking we would scout out the world for a spot with a good view of the sea and the mountains, a vast sprawling forest and plenty of lakes and streams. The temperature should stay between 70-78 degrees year round. A sort of verdant Los Angeles. Oh, and no earthquake, volcano, tsunami, tornado or hurricane threats either." I laid out my plan.

　　"We have a lot of summoners here, so we should be able to decamp and fly to anywhere on Earth quickly enough, right?" I pointed out. "Anyone confident in their ability to transfer lots of wives quickly around the world, line up."

　　Rinoa, Rydia, and Yuna stepped forward. "Quetzlcoatl, Bahamut, Valefor!" They called out, and a series of giant winged beasts appeared out of dimensional warps to land on the ground. With this our transportation needs were set. "Those of you who can fly on your own can help too. Let's all fly generally westward, with individual flyers to the north and the south every fifty miles or so, and see what we've got to work with. In a few hours I can ask Juvia to make water for drinking or washing. As for food, hmm. . ."

　　"No problem!" Riko announced proudly, brandishing her wand. "Cure up, RaPaPa -- lots and lots of melon pan!" Mana started raining down from the heavens.

　　Shana looked up with glee, grew fiery wings, and started flitting back and forth trying to collect as much of the bread in her spread out wedding dress as she could. "Melon pan! Melon pan!" She declared with glee. My eyes sparkled as I tracked her cuteness in the sky.

　　"Right, okay, everyone thank Riko and Juvia for their refreshments. Once we've eaten, everyone with wings start fanning out to our left and right, and then we'll find the geography we're looking for. The entire Earth can be crossed in a single day with a sufficiently fast jet, so this shouldn't take long." I pointed out encouragingly. Paradise was within reach.

　　Shana, Mitsuki, Cure Dream, Cure Lemonade, Riko, Sakura Kinomoto, Chtolly, Nanoha, Fate, Mirajane, Lisanna, Rinoa, Illyasviel, Sailor Moon and Misuzu lined up and started sprouting wings or other means of flight one after another. Winged girls were a must, huh? Even God had them. . .

　　"Misuzu, are you okay? Do your wings hurt anymore?" I asked worriedly.

　　"Nope, I've been waiting to try these out!" Misuzu flexed her birdmaiden pure-white wings happily. "I never thought the day would come, but this time it looks like the curse is totally lifted."

　　"Yokattane." I smiled. If only Yukito had been around to see this. Well, don't worry, I'll take good care of Misuzu for you from now on -- I promised in my heart, watching her big blue eyes glimmer and long blonde ponytail sway as she cautiously took to the air.

　　"All right everyone. Let's fly towards the setting sun together in search of Paradise!" I lifted up my arm in a war cry.

　　"Oh!" The harem shouted in response, lifting their arms, many clambered atop gigantic summoned monsters.

　　"Lyria, why didn't you summon anyone?" I stopped and asked my blue-haired beauty.

　　"I thought it might be copyright infringement, since someone had already summoned Bahamut. . ." Lyria looked sideways and put her two index fingers together in an unstable shifting triangle.

　　"It's okay, it's okay. The lawyers can never reach us here, so go ahead and summon Bahamut!" I reassured her.

　　"But what if I summon Bahamut and the Bahamut over there disappears and everyone falls off?" Lyria asked worriedly.

　　"They're enough different that that couldn't possibly happen." I said shakily, a sweat drop beading on my cheek.

　　"Ly-ri-a, Ly-ri-a, Ly-ri-a," the crowd started cheering her on, clapping.

　　"Don't ask me if anything goes wrong!" Lyria closed her eyes, a jewel shining from her chest and radiating light outwards. "Eh, here goes -- Bahamut!"

　　Another giant dragon appeared from the sky and started floating obediently down towards us.

　　"I wonder if this would work then. . ." Yuna of the heterochroma thought aloud. "BAHAMUT!" Another dragon looking awfully similar appeared from midair. The three Bahamuts started looking at each other quizzically.

　　"Okay, umm, everybody, ride whichever Bahamut you like best, and let's get started." I suggested helpfully.

　　Lucy couldn't resist and pulled out her Gemini key. "Bahamut!" Now there was a fourth Bahamut flying back and forth, looking for someone to ride him. Unfortunately everyone had already chosen one of the previous three Bahamuts so people started shifting guiltily about.

　　"Thanks Lucy, I'll ride this Bahamut with you." I smiled and took her hand, for which her face lit up with relief. I hadn't been able to exchange a word with her ever since our first kiss so maybe she was feeling left out. 100 waifus was going to be a little hectic, wasn't it? Well, God made sure they were okay with polygamy so it would be okay to ignore them most of the time. Otherwise there would be no time left to sleep. . .

　　"Bahamut Squad, liftoff!" A flight of dragons took to the sky. We looked more like an aerial invasion force than settlers and pioneers, but we didn't come across any inhabited territories while flying over hundreds of miles so I guess it was fine. God hadn't specified whether we were alone in this world or not so I was a little worried what might happen, but it looked like any real estate we claimed for ourselves wouldn't have to come at gunpoint. My waifus were ridiculously strong so I was sure I could win any war we got in, but they were also tender at heart so I didn't want to order them to genocide the natives if it could be avoided.

　　Los Angeles was the city of the angels, but my angels were going to find someplace even better. Paradise, just you wait for us. We claim this land for Spain!