Chapter 17:
Now that I'd conquered all 100 routes in this visual novel adventure game, I thought it would be a good time to reflect on the differences and similarities of all my waifu's looks, and whatever objective preferences I might have in girls all data considered. What was my ideal type, and how often was I willing to stray from it for the sake of personality, behavior, novelty etc.?
All I ever got from my lovers was 'Lolicon, lolicon,' but surely that wasn't really the case. What was their median age, in truth? In cases where girls had fluid ages I would take the middlepoint as my reference. After doing all the math, the answer was 15. So my tastes tended to peak around 15 and then be equally weighted sloping downwards to either side from there. Lolicon? More like joshikosei-con.
Next up was physical attributes like hair and eye color. What color hair and eyes were all of my waifus and how many of each color did I have? What about hairstyle and breast size?
Cure Dream (Nozomi Yumehara) -- Hair Color: Pink -- Eye Color: Pink -- Hairstyle: Medium length with two ties high -- Breast Size: Tiny
Cure Lemonade (Urara Kasugano) -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Yellow -- Hairstyle: Long length twintails/twin drills -- Breast Size: Tiny
Cure White (Honoka Yukishiro) -- Hair Color: Blue -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Tiny
Cure Egret (Mai Mishou) -- Hair Color: Purple -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Long length ponytail -- Breast Size: Tiny
Cure Flora (Haruka Haruno) -- Hair Color: Orange/Blonde with pink highlights -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Medium length loose/long length loose with tiara -- Breast Size: Tiny
Cure Magical (Riko Izayoi) -- Hair Color: Purple -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Tiny
Asuna Yuuki -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with a braid circlet -- Breast Size: Medium
Silica (Keiko Ayano) -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Medium length twintails -- Breast Size: Tiny
Leafa (Suguha Kirigaya) -- Hair Color: Black -- Eye Color: Gray -- Hairstyle: Short length loose -- Breast Size: Large
Rin Natsume -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Red -- Hairstyle: Long length ponytail with ahoge -- Breast Size: Small
Haruka Saigusa -- Hair Color: Pink -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length sidetail with beads -- Breast Size: Large
Kudryavka Noumi/Strugatskaya -- Hair Color: Gray -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with beret -- Breast Size: Tiny
Azusa Nakano -- Hair Color: Black -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Long length twintail -- Breast Size: Small
Yui Hirasawa -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Short length loose -- Breast Size: Medium
Kagome Higurashi -- Hair Color: Black -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Medium
Aoba Suzukaze -- Hair Color: Purple -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Long length twintail -- Breast Size: Small
Teletha Testarossa -- Hair Color: White -- Eye Color: Gray -- Hairstyle: Long length braid -- Breast Size: Medium
Kaname Chidori -- Hair Color: Blue -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with tie at bottom -- Breast Size: Large
Mira Yurizaki -- Hair Color: Green with twin blue bangs -- Eye Color: Green -- Hairstyle: Short length loose with twin robo antenna -- Breast Size: Medium
Rose -- Hair Color: Red -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Short length loose -- Breast Size: Medium
Elize Lutus -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Yellow -- Hairstyle: Medium length loose -- Breast Size: Tiny
Leia Rolando -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Green -- Hairstyle: Short length loose -- Breast Size: Medium
Sophie -- Hair Color: Purple -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Long length twintail -- Breast Size: Small
Cheria Barnes -- Hair Color: Pink -- Eye Color: Yellow -- Hairstyle: Long length with two ties high -- Breast Size: Medium
Rydia -- Hair Color: Green -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Medium
Rosa Joanna Farrell -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with tiara -- Breast Size: Medium
Tifa Lockhart -- Hair Color: Black -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Large
Aerith Gainsborough -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Green -- Hairstyle: Long length braid -- Breast Size: Small
Rinoa Heartilly -- Hair Color: Black -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Medium
Yuna -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Heterochroma Blue and Green -- Hairstyle: Short length loose -- Breast Size: Medium
MOMO Mizrahi -- Hair Color: Pink -- Eye Color: Yellow -- Hairstyle: Short length loose with sometimes beret -- Breast Size: Small
Aruru -- Hair Color: Black -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Short length with two ties front and kemonomimi -- Breast Size: Tiny/Medium (depending on age)
Eruru -- Hair Color: Black -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Long length with one tie front and kemonomimi -- Breast Size: Medium
Nekone -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Red -- Hairstyle: Long length with ribbon and kemonomimi -- Breast Size: Tiny
Kuon -- Hair Color: Black -- Eye Color: Yellow -- Hairstyle: Long length ponytail with kemonomimi -- Breast Size: Medium
Nayuki Minase -- Hair Color: Blue -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Medium
Nagisa Furukawa -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Yellow -- Hairstyle: Short length loose with antenna shaped ahoge -- Breast Size: Medium
Misuzu Kamio -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length ponytail -- Breast Size: Medium
Kotori Kanbe -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Green -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with braided twintails, ahoge and flower hairpins -- Breast Size: Medium
Wendy Marvel -- Hair Color: Blue -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Long length twintails -- Breast Size: Tiny
Sherria Blendy -- Hair Color: Pink -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Short length twintails -- Breast Size: Large
Lucy Heartfilia -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Large
Mavis Vermillion -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Green -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with ahoge and twin wing ornaments -- Breast Size: Small
Levy McGarden -- Hair Color: Blue -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Short length with hairband -- Breast Size: Small
Juvia Locksor -- Hair Color: Blue -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Large
Lisanna Strauss -- Hair Color: White -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Short length loose -- Breast Size: Medium
Mirajane Strauss -- Hair Color: White -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with topknot -- Breast Size: Large
Makina Irisu -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Red -- Hairstyle: Short length loose -- Breast Size: Small
Nanoha Takamachi -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Short length twintails -- Breast Size: Tiny/Medium (depending on age)
Fate Testarossa -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Red -- Hairstyle: Long length twintails -- Breast Size: Tiny/Large (depending on age)
Sakura Haruno -- Hair Color: Pink -- Eye Color: Green -- Hairstyle: Short length loose with hairband -- Breast Size: Small
Rin Nohara -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Short length loose with hairband -- Breast Size: Tiny
Chtolly Nota Seniorious -- Hair Color: Blue -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with two ties high -- Breast Size: Small
Sagiri Izumi -- Hair Color: Gray -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length with two ties front and one tie back and low -- Breast Size: Small
Elf Yamada (Emily Granger) -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Long length with twin drills front, a ribbon on top and loose behind -- Breast Size: Small
Deedlit -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Green -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with tiara -- Breast Size: Small
Kobato Hasegawa -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with two ties high -- Breast Size: Small
Sora Takanashi -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Short length with ribbon and ahoge -- Breast Size: Small
Miu Takanashi -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with twintails -- Breast Size: Small
Sakura Kinomoto -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Green -- Hairstyle: Short length loose with multiple ahoge and sometimes bead hairpins -- Breast Size: Tiny
Lafiel Abriel -- Hair Color: Blue -- Eye Color: Gray -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with tiara -- Breast Size: Small
Myusel Foaran -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Long length with two ties front, a ribbon and two ties back -- Breast Size: Medium
Sara Rukawa/Chrysalis -- Hair Color: Blue -- Eye Color: Yellow -- Hairstyle: Long length twintails -- Breast Size: Small
Nemu Asakura -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Short length with twin ribbons and ahoge -- Breast Size: Medium
Yume Asakura -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Short length with twin Chinese dumplings -- Breast Size: Medium
Himeno Katsuragi -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Short length with twin ribbons and sometimes beret -- Breast Size: Medium
Sakura Yoshino -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length twintails -- Breast Size: Tiny
Aisia -- Hair Color: Gray -- Eye Color: Red -- Hairstyle: Medium length with massive ribbon -- Breast Size: Small
Koko Tsukishima -- Hair Color: Orange -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Short length with ahoge -- Breast Size: Large
Yukino Ouhama -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Green -- Hairstyle: Long length with twin ribbons and ahoge -- Breast Size: Large
Sayaka Mayuzumi -- Hair Color: Black -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Short length with twin ties front -- Breast Size: Medium
Isara Aomi -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Pink -- Hairstyle: Long length twintails -- Breast Size: Medium
Yoru Kazato -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Long length twintails -- Breast Size: Small
Asa Kazato -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Long length twintails -- Breast Size: Small
Sae Nakata -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Medium length twintails -- Breast Size: Medium
Reina Ryuugu -- Hair Color: Orange -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with beret -- Breast Size: Medium
Sailor Moon (Usagi Tsukino) -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length twintails with dango and sometimes tiara -- Breast Size: Small
Shana -- Hair Color: Black -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with ahoge -- Breast Size: Tiny
Mikan Yuuki -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Yellow -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with topknot -- Breast Size: Small
Yuuhi Katagiri -- Hair Color: Gray -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Medium length with two ties front -- Breast Size: Medium
Kobeni Yonomori -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Short length twintails -- Breast Size: Large
Illyasviel von Einzbern -- Hair Color: White -- Eye Color: Red -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Tiny
Rin Tohsaka -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with twin ribbons -- Breast Size: Small
Orihime Inoue -- Hair Color: Orange -- Eye Color: Gray -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Large
Nico Yazawa -- Hair Color: Black -- Eye Color: Red -- Hairstyle: Long length twintails -- Breast Size: Tiny
Chiwa Harusaki -- Hair Color: Orange -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Short length twintails -- Breast Size: Small
Sakura Mamiya -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Long length twin braids -- Breast Size: Medium
Mumei (Hozumi) -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Short length twintails -- Breast Size: Small
Mylene Flare Jenius -- Hair Color: Pink -- Eye Color: Green -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with multiple ahoge -- Breast Size: Medium
Lyria -- Hair Color: Blue -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with ahoge -- Breast Size: Small
Kokona Aoba -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Red -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with braided sideways bangs -- Breast Size: Tiny
Menma (Meiko Honma) -- Hair Color: Gray -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Small
Ai Hinatsuru -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length twintails with ahoge and beret -- Breast Size: Tiny
Nadeko Sengoku -- Hair Color: Brown/White -- Eye Color: Brown/Red -- Hairstyle: Medium length loose -- Breast Size: Small
Kirino Kousaka -- Hair Color: Blonde -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Small
Mikoto Misaka -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Short length loose -- Breast Size: Tiny
Louise Francoise Le Blanc de la Valliere -- Hair Color: Pink -- Eye Color: Pink -- Hairstyle: Long length loose -- Breast Size: Tiny
Wakaba Tsukishima/Akane Takigawa -- Hair Color: Brown -- Eye Color: Brown -- Hairstyle: Short length loose -- Breast Size: Tiny/Medium (depending on age)
Iris Freyja -- Hair Color: White -- Eye Color: Purple -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with ribbon -- Breast Size: Large
Mitsuki Mononobe -- Hair Color: Black -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hairstyle: Long length loose with sidetail -- Breast Size: Small
The hair color prevalence came out as such:
Hair colors:
Brown: 33
Blonde: 15
Black: 12
Blue: 10
Pink: 8
White: 6
Gray: 5
Purple: 4
Orange: 4
Green: 1
Red: 1
Blonde with pink highlights: 1
Green with twin blue bangs: 1
The eye color prevalence came out as such:
Eye colors:
Blue: 29
Brown: 23
Purple: 14
Green: 10
Red: 9
Yellow: 8
Gray: 4
Pink: 3
Heterochroma blue and green: 1
The hair length prevalence came out as such:
Hairstyle length:
Long: 64
Short: 28
Medium: 8
The hairstyle prevalence came out as such:
Hairstyles: (in the case of multiple styles the most distinctive and prominent one is listed)
Loose: 26
Twintails: 19
Ahoge: 9
Braids: 6
Ribbons: 6
Tiara: 4
2 ties high: 4
Kemonomimi: 4
2 ties front: 4
Hairband: 3
Ponytail: 3
Beret: 3
Chinese Dumplings: 2
Topknot: 2
Drills: 2
Sidetail: 2
Antenna: 1
Breast size prevalence came out as such:
Breast Sizes:
Medium: 33
Small: 32
Tiny: 25
Large: 14
I had more wives with tiny than large breasts, so even though medium exceeded small for first the median breast size would be somewhere on the smaller side. I guess this was the evidence for my lolicon-ness my wives had picked up on. But would a lolicon ever like a well endowed woman? I considered myself more of an equal-opportunity employer. Flat was indeed justice, but so was everything else.
All these statistics had confounding factors, though. It may not be that I preferred brown hair in abstract, even though it was the most common, simply because girls were more commonly brown-haired. If I picked them out based on personality then I would sometimes choose the 'plain looking brown haired girl' over her neon haired opponents, simply because there were more brown haired girls with potentially great personalities to choose from.
Likewise it might be that I didn't actually prefer flat chests, I just preferred the types of innocent girls who happened to mostly come in the flat variety. Or it could be that I didn't really prefer loose hair, it's just that most girls didn't bother to style their hair so they were chosen for their personalities and only so happened to have loose hair, thus piling up to the top of my statistics. That would infer that actually twintails were my favorite hairstyle, or maybe it meant braids were or something, because all of it could only be measured on a per capita basis. How many 2d girls had braids as a percentage of all 2d girls, and what was that percentage compared to the percentage of braided waifus I had chosen? Without numbers like that, very little could be concluded about any of the patterns of attraction found above.
Even hair length was debatable. I obviously preferred long hair over short, but did I really prefer short hair over medium? Perhaps there just weren't many girls out there with medium-length hair to choose from.
Hair was such an important part of female beauty I was actually amazed that almost 1/3 of them had managed to charm me with short cuts. It just went to show how important personality was yet again.
Some girls had such crazily complicated hairstyles it was difficult even to explain them. I hope they weren't spending too many hours in front of the mirror arranging their hair before they came out for breakfast. Well, Eden was a laid back society without the need for endlessly long workdays, so maybe all those hours they spent doing their hair were well spent. Or maybe they just used magic to get it done in an instant. Aisia, Riko, Illyasviel, Lucy's Cancer and others could probably pull it off in a lickety-split. Did the girls all get together before breakfast and do each other's hair while I was still asleep? The mysteries of life. . .
Other than the dominating performance of long hair length, perhaps the best lesson to be drawn from this census was that there was no one right answer. Many different things were beautiful, to the point that the plurality preference was well below the combined majority of the minorities. One girl couldn't contain all the beauty of the female form, which was why it had been so necessary to marry 100. Any philosopher would say the same.
Only four girls had managed to be unique in some trait among my harem of 100 -- Mira with her robo antenna and blue bangs, Cure Flora with her dyed pink highlights, Yuna with her heterochroma, and Rose with her red hair. Rose's situation was the funniest because red hair was common even on Earth. Apparently it was rarer in fantasy than reality, because here on Eden it was at an ultra-rare premium. Rose is Rose indeed. Rose was Rose, and no one else could be Rose. From the exterior on inwards, she was a force majeure.
If you counted Kobato's cosplaying she too had heterochroma but that was a bridge too far. Yuna was born that way and deserved the honor of distinguishment. Plus Kobato with two blue eyes was already a treat, she hardly had to adorn herself any further to be beautiful in my eyes.
But if you wanted to be really chinzy, you could say there were only 3 unique girls in my harem, Mira, HaruHaru and Rose. I guess I should have expected something aberrant emerging from these quarters, but who could have imagined HaruHaru would be the one aiming for my life? Sometimes truth was stranger than fiction.
