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Chapter 36:

  Space elevators, virtual reality, artificial intelligence replacing the drudgery of work, genetic engineering, antimatter drives and completed anime series. 100 of the most beautiful, generous and virtuous women to have ever been imagined all who loved me enough to satisfy my every whim and bear as many of my children as I asked of them. Eternal youth, such that I could enjoy our time together at our mutual peaks for as long as we desired. Magical medical care which meant no one had died of any accidents or illnesses, and none were likely to do so in the future either. A dictatorship which meant society evolved organically along the lines I set up for it, and children were educated in the values I preferred. All the comforts of modern living, from water to sewage to internet to electricity. I had everything I needed in life, except a few children of the right sex who stubbornly refused to be born.

  I had waited four years to let my wives complete their exciting new work and raise their fourthborns to school age. It was now 46 E.T., and time to get started again on the project I cared about the most. The ten year cycle worked. It meant we were never overwhelmed by infants and there were always workers available in critical positions like the hospital or law enforcement. (No coups by my kids, thank you very much, not while Nanoha and Fate were my enforcers.) But this time I didn't use sex to get them pregnant. Instead I masturbated into a cup (making use of a certain video), harvested my wife's eggs, combined the two, checked for fertilized eggs with the right sex and no genetic abnormalities, and then inserted the ones with the most genes known for intelligence and robust health. For those who already had five children due to twins, I skipped them this time, and for Nadeko who was down to three children I made sure to insert two fertilized eggs.

  At the end of this final cycle, I would have 500 children. Since we were all blessed with eternal youth, maybe afterwards I could try and get to know them all. There was still all the time in the world.

  This time they would be the boys and girls I wanted, which meant my fifthborns would have the best names of all. I was bouncing with joy each time one of my wives went into labor. The hospital suddenly became my favorite place on Eden. Since my wives didn't need abnormal amounts of sex to get impregnated, we went back to the old 100 day 100 women cycle. It felt nostalgic after so many decades, and we got along better than ever. My obvious excitement and anticipation for each new child was infectious and all my wives were as eager to meet their handpicked newborns as I was.

  The results were as follows:

  Year 1 (47 E.T.):

  Asuna's son was named Akihiko Yuuki.

  Rin Natsume's son was named Kyousuke Natsume.

  Rose's daughter was named Lailah Dagger.

  Deedlit's son was named Parn Glade.

  Yume's daughter was named Kurome Asakura.

  Koko's daughter was named Ukyo Tsukishima.

  Yukino's daughter was named Nami Ouhama.

  Isara's son was named Yuuki Aomi.

  Yoru's daughter was named Saki Kazato.

  Asa's daughter was named Dita Kazato.

  Chiwa's son was named Eita Harusaki.

  Year 2 (48 E.T.):

  Eruru's son was named Kimball Green.

  Sherria's daughter was named Itsuki Blendy.

  Lisanna's son was named Haru Strauss.

  Emily's daughter was named Euphemia Granger.

  Usagi's daughter was named Minako Tsukino.

  Nadeko's twin daughters were named Tsukihi and Karen Sengoku.

  Haruka Haruno's daughter was named Inori Haruno.

  Riko's daughter was named Rikka Izayoi.

  

  Year 3 (49 E.T.):

  Kudryavka's daughter was named Chihiro Noumi.

  Kagome's daughter was named Sango Higurashi.

  Nekone's daughter was named Nia Gold.

  Sagiri's daughter was named Yui Izumi.

  Kobato's daughter was named Yuuna Hasegawa.

  Myusel's daughter was named Kallen Foaran.

  Nemu's daughter was named Akame Asakura.

  Aisia's daughter was named Karin Snow.

  Sakura Mamiya's daughter was named Sonoko Mamiya.

  Hozumi's daughter was named Gin Schmetterling.

  Year 4 (50 E.T.):

  Kirino's daughter was named Ruri Kousaka, or 'Kuroneko.'

  Mylene's son was named Basara Jenius.

  Nico's daughter was named Ruby Yazawa.

  Rin Tohsaka's son was named Yuzuru Tohsaka.

  Kobeni's son was named Hakuya Yonomori.

  Mavis' daughter was named Kiki Vermillion.

  Levy's daughter was named Arisa McGarden.

  Yuna's son was named Auron Sea.

  MOMO's daughter was named Schwi Mizrahi.

  Urara's daughter was named Mana Kasugano.

  Year 5 (51 E.T.):

  Keiko's daughter was named Sera Ayano.

  Teletha's son was named Leonard Testarossa.

  Kaname's son was named Battler Chidori.

  Kotori's daughter was named Chihaya Kanbe.

  Makina's daughter was named Sachi Irisu.

  Sora's daughter was named Shiro Takanashi.

  Sara's son was named Andrew Chrysalis, or 'Ender.'

  Sayaka's daughter was named Cookie 4IS Mayuzumi, or 'Aisu.'

  Meiko's son was named Goro Honma.

  Mitsuki's son was named Negi Mononobe.

  Year 6 (52 E.T.):

  Haruka Saigusa's daughter was named Yumemi Saigusa.

  Cheria's son was named Zelos Barnes.

  Juvia's son was named Keima Locksor.

  Mirajane's son was named Elfman Strauss.

  Nanoha's daughter was named Vita Takamachi.

  Rin Nohara's son was named Itachi Nohara.

  Lafiel's daughter was named Nagi Abriel.

  Himeno's daughter was named Hinagiku Katsuragi.

  Yuuhi's daughter was named Ayumu Katagiri.

  Akane's son was named Mizuki Tsukishima.

  Year 7 (53 E.T.):

  Suguha's son was named Kazuto Kirigaya, or 'Kirito.'

  Elize's son was named Gaius Lutus.

  Tifa's son was named Sabin Lockhart.

  Aerith's son was named Edgar Gainsborough.

  Fate's daughter was named Hayate Testarossa.

  Chtolly's daughter was named Saki Seniorious.

  Sakura Kinomoto's son was named Syaoran Kinomoto.

  Sae's daughter was named Miya Nakata.

  Reina's daughter was named Shion Ryuugu.

  Ai's son was named Yaichi Hinatsuru.

  

  Year 8 (54 E.T.):

  Rydia's son was named Shadow Mist.

  Aruru's son was named Paul Green, or 'Muad'Dib.'

  Kuon's daughter was named Rulutieh Black.

  Lucy's daughter was named Cana Heartfilia.

  Sakura Haruno's daughter was named Tenten Haruno.

  Shana's daughter was named Wilhelmina Blaze.

  Mikan's daughter was named Yami Yuuki.

  Illyasviel's son was named Kiritsugu von Einzbern.

  Lyria's daughter was named Katalina Jewel.

  Louise's daughter was named Charlotte Francoise Le Blanc de la Valliere, or 'Tabitha.'

  

  Year 9 (55 E.T.):

  Honoka's daughter was named Miyuki Yukishiro.

  Mai's daughter was named Regina Mishou.

  Azusa's daughter was named Vivi Nakano.

  Yui's son was named Ace Hirasawa.

  Sophie's daughter was named Sheena Lamb.

  Rinoa's daughter was named Yona Heartilly.

  Nayuki's daughter was named Shiori Minase.

  Misuzu's daughter was named Misao Kamio.

  Orihime's daughter was named Riruka Inoue.

  Iris' son was named Roland Freyja.

  Year 10 (56 E.T.):

  Nozomi's daughter was named Erika Yumehara.

  Mira's daughter was named Izetta Yurizaki.

  Leia's daughter was named Farah Rolando.

  Nagisa's daughter was named Ushio Furukawa.

  Wendy's daughter was named Pacifica Marvel.

  Miu's daughter was named Tomoka Takanashi.

  Sakura Yoshino's daughter was named Shihoru Yoshino.

  Kokona's daughter was named Yume Aoba.

  Mikoto's daughter was named Misaki Misaka.

  

  When Ushio was born, Cute-sama was in Her heavens, and all was right with the world. But I wouldn't say my other 98 children were just bonus. In fact, a lot of them were fulfilling important purposes of their own. Ushio hadn't been the only intransigent target of this generation.

  For instance, this was Mikan's first chance at a daughter, so I finally got to bring her best friend (and true beauty) Yami into the fold.

  This was also Ai's first son, so I could finally bring the Ryuuou who she'd fallen for, Yaichi, to Eden. He'd probably be a much better shogi player for her than I ever was.

  This was Deedlit's first son, so only now, at the end, could she be reunited with Parn.

  This was Rin Natsume's first son, so Kyousuke Natsume almost didn't make it, despite so many inferior men already making the cut.

  This was Sakura Kinomoto's first son, so only now could I reunite her with her beloved Syaoran.

  This was Suguha's first son, so only now could Kazuto Kirigaya be properly born with the fully correct name.

  These seven corrections to fate were the most important of the lot, but the freedom to have specifically the son or daughter of my choosing led to many more great results. It allowed me to have only 32 sons as compared to 67 daughters, so that any of my sons who couldn't get a girl would now have a much better shot, and there was even a chance for some hot polygamy action to come back into vogue.

  It meant my Pretty Cure could all have daughters, so that I could name them after yet more wonderful Pretty Cure. It allowed my Final Fantasy characters to have sons, so I could name them after all the cool guys in Final Fantasy. Plus there were many more inspiring female characters from anime and visual novels I wanted to honor, so the gender disbalance allowed me to catch them all. For instance, practically the entire cast from Yuuki Yuuna, the girls of Death March, the girls of No Game No Life, the girls of Hayate no Gotoku, the girls of One Piece and the girls of Hai to Gensou no Grimgar.

  Saki Kazato came from Valvrave whereas Saki Seniorious came from Shinsekai Yori.

  Yui and Yuzuru got to join Yuri to form the three Y's of Angel Beats.

  I had the freedom to christen my children after all the greatest figures in fiction, so I took the opportunity to cover anyone who had slipped through the cracks until now and completed my collection.

  I had now caught them all. Ushio. . .and all the others. It was to the point that I could actually sit back on my throne and relax. Of course, my wives were working their asses off taking care of crying infants all day, but that wasn't my problem. My only job was finding the right names.

  In summation, my fifthborns were as such:

  Asuna's son was named Akihiko Yuuki.

  Rin Natsume's son was named Kyousuke Natsume.

  Rose's daughter was named Lailah Dagger.

  Deedlit's son was named Parn Glade.

  Yume's daughter was named Kurome Asakura.

  Koko's daughter was named Ukyo Tsukishima.

  Yukino's daughter was named Nami Ouhama.

  Isara's son was named Yuuki Aomi.

  Yoru's daughter was named Saki Kazato.

  Asa's daughter was named Dita Kazato.

  Chiwa's son was named Eita Harusaki.

  Eruru's son was named Kimball Green.

  Sherria's daughter was named Itsuki Blendy.

  Lisanna's son was named Haru Strauss.

  Emily's daughter was named Euphemia Granger.

  Usagi's daughter was named Minako Tsukino.

  Nadeko's twin daughters were named Tsukihi and Karen Sengoku.

  Haruka Haruno's daughter was named Inori Haruno.

  Riko's daughter was named Rikka Izayoi.

  Kudryavka's daughter was named Chihiro Noumi.

  Kagome's daughter was named Sango Higurashi.

  Nekone's daughter was named Nia Gold.

  Sagiri's daughter was named Yui Izumi.

  Kobato's daughter was named Yuuna Hasegawa.

  Myusel's daughter was named Kallen Foaran.

  Nemu's daughter was named Akame Asakura.

  Aisia's daughter was named Karin Snow.

  Sakura Mamiya's daughter was named Sonoko Mamiya.

  Hozumi's daughter was named Gin Schmetterling.

  Kirino's daughter was named Ruri Kousaka, or 'Kuroneko.'

  Mylene's son was named Basara Jenius.

  Nico's daughter was named Ruby Yazawa.

  Rin Tohsaka's son was named Yuzuru Tohsaka.

  Kobeni's son was named Hakuya Yonomori.

  Mavis' daughter was named Kiki Vermillion.

  Levy's daughter was named Arisa McGarden.

  Yuna's son was named Auron Sea.

  MOMO's daughter was named Schwi Mizrahi.

  Urara's daughter was named Mana Kasugano.

  Keiko's daughter was named Sera Ayano.

  Teletha's son was named Leonard Testarossa.

  Kaname's son was named Battler Chidori.

  Kotori's daughter was named Chihaya Kanbe.

  Makina's daughter was named Sachi Irisu.

  Sora's daughter was named Shiro Takanashi.

  Sara's son was named Andrew Chrysalis, or 'Ender.'

  Sayaka's daughter was named Cookie 4IS Mayuzumi, or 'Aisu.'

  Meiko's son was named Goro Honma.

  Mitsuki's son was named Negi Mononobe.

  Haruka Saigusa's daughter was named Yumemi Saigusa.

  Cheria's son was named Zelos Barnes.

  Juvia's son was named Keima Locksor.

  Mirajane's son was named Elfman Strauss.

  Nanoha's daughter was named Vita Takamachi.

  Rin Nohara's son was named Itachi Nohara.

  Lafiel's daughter was named Nagi Abriel.

  Himeno's daughter was named Hinagiku Katsuragi.

  Yuuhi's daughter was named Ayumu Katagiri.

  Akane's son was named Mizuki Tsukishima.

  Suguha's son was named Kazuto Kirigaya, or 'Kirito.'

  Elize's son was named Gaius Lutus.

  Tifa's son was named Sabin Lockhart.

  Aerith's son was named Edgar Gainsborough.

  Fate's daughter was named Hayate Testarossa.

  Chtolly's daughter was named Saki Seniorious.

  Sakura Kinomoto's son was named Syaoran Kinomoto.

  Sae's daughter was named Miya Nakata.

  Reina's daughter was named Shion Ryuugu.

  Ai's son was named Yaichi Hinatsuru.

  Rydia's son was named Shadow Mist.

  Aruru's son was named Paul Green, or 'Muad'Dib.'

  Kuon's daughter was named Rulutieh Black.

  Lucy's daughter was named Cana Heartfilia.

  Sakura Haruno's daughter was named Tenten Haruno.

  Shana's daughter was named Wilhelmina Blaze.

  Mikan's daughter was named Yami Yuuki.

  Illyasviel's son was named Kiritsugu von Einzbern.

  Lyria's daughter was named Katalina Jewel.

  Louise's daughter was named Charlotte Francoise Le Blanc de la Valliere, or 'Tabitha.'

  Honoka's daughter was named Miyuki Yukishiro.

  Mai's daughter was named Regina Mishou.

  Azusa's daughter was named Vivi Nakano.

  Yui's son was named Ace Hirasawa.

  Sophie's daughter was named Sheena Lamb.

  Rinoa's daughter was named Yona Heartilly.

  Nayuki's daughter was named Shiori Minase.

  Misuzu's daughter was named Misao Kamio.

  Orihime's daughter was named Riruka Inoue.

  Iris' son was named Roland Freyja.

  Nozomi's daughter was named Erika Yumehara.

  Mira's daughter was named Izetta Yurizaki.

  Leia's daughter was named Farah Rolando.

  Nagisa's daughter was named Ushio Furukawa.

  Wendy's daughter was named Pacifica Marvel.

  Miu's daughter was named Tomoka Takanashi.

  Sakura Yoshino's daughter was named Shihoru Yoshino.

  Kokona's daughter was named Yume Aoba.

  Mikoto's daughter was named Misaki Misaka.

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