In Another World With 100 Waifus: - Chapter 50

Chapter 50

In Another World With 100 Waifus: by Hector

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Chapter 50:

　　Having taken the time to finish our all important top 200 anime catalogue, which would now be used as the canon for all future children's educations; having taken the time to care for and connect to all the fogotten waifus who were too timid to demand my attention, the year 101 E.T. finally arrived.

　　It was our hundredth anniversary since Cute-sama gave life to us all, so I decided to celebrate it with another round of children. It was the best gift I could give any of my wives, even if I'd already given it seven times before, and by now, by the time all the new babies arrived, the seventhborns would all be adults who had moved out of the house, so if I wanted my precious waifus to have some treasured company to keep around them, it could only be thus.

　　I couldn't be there for everyone at all times, even though they all deserved it. They were all such great partners. But if I left a little piece of me inside each of them that they could watch over every day, sort of like a flower in a pot they could raise while thinking of me, their loneliness could always be assuaged. As living proofs of our enduring unions, eighthborns were just as welcome as all those who had come before. Eden still had plenty of room, and all of us still had plenty of time, so why not?

　　When I brought up my plan to the assembled wives at the breakfast table, the crowd broke into relieved smiles. Tessa stood up to reply to me as the waifus' unofficial spokesman.

　　"We were totally convinced that you'd demand some crazy new kinky sex to celebrate our 100th anniversary. To think you just wanted another child. Are you sure? That's all you're going to ask of us? The 100th anniversary only comes once you know." Tessa gave me an impish grin. How many married couples ever got to enjoy their 100th anniversary on Earth? I felt a flood of elation to see 101 waifus all seated around me, all as sprightly and beautiful as the day they had arrived, for this unprecedented miracle in human history. Though some of us weren't even humans. Or more realistically, could any of us be classified as humans anymore? Well, either way. Our feelings were as real as anyone's.

　　"Isn't it normally the husband's job to give his wife a gift on their 100th anniversary? I'm sorry I couldn't think of anything else. But even if I bequeathed a diamond bracelet on all of you, Siri could have built that in a matter of minutes. . ."

　　"If you had given us the diamond bracelet, we would have worn it with pleasure you know. It's important because you gave it to us, not because it's made of diamonds." Tessa remonstrated.

　　"Okay, so how about I give each of you a diamond 100th anniversary bracelet and a child to celebrate this year?" I offered generously.

　　"I don't think that will cut it anymore." Yoru interjected. "All these anniversaries and only now you offer a single piece of jewelry?"

　　"Mirajane, could you look up the preferred gemstone for each anniversary?" I desperately called upon my secretary.

　　Mirajane fished out her iPad and quickly scrolled through the Wikipedia entry. "At this point we're owed practically every gem in the world." She helpfully provided.

　　"Okay, this is my final offer -- how about a diamond bracelet, an emerald bracelet, a sapphire bracelet, a ruby bracelet, a topaz bracelet, a pearl bracelet, an opal bracelet, an alexandrite bracelet and a child. In return all I ask of you is one word: Daisuki." I tried to remember as many gems as I could.

　　"Wait, what about me!" Cute-sama floated above everyone else to get our attention. "Do I get fewer bracelets because we haven't been married long enough?"

　　"I'll give you all the extra bracelets you haven't earned yet if you tell me 'dai-daisuki." I smiled at the frivolously troubled incarnation of Cuteness down the long table.

　　The wives looked at each other and began to smile irrepressibly, and then they all stood up together and faced me at the head of the table. Girls of every age, every type, every bond, every personality, every history, every style, girls who would ordinarily never be seen together from every fantasy and science fiction world the imagination had ever brought forth. The 101 best girls of a thousand different planes.

　　"Christopher-sama, aratamete, yoroshiku onegaishimasu. Dai-daisuki!" Even a Goddess bowed her head deeply, together with all the rest. Himeno always pulled through in unified moments like these.

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　　　　The results were as follows:

　　Year 1 (102 E.T.):

　　Cute's daughter was named Dizzy Amsynth.

　　Asuna's son was named Leicester Yuuki.

　　Rin Natsume's daughter was named Mutsuko Natsume.

　　Rose's son was named Mikleo Dagger.

　　Deedlit's son was named Taichi Glade.

　　Yume's daughter was named Ohana Asakura.

　　Koko's daughter was named Eve Tsukishima.

　　Yukino's daughter was named Shirahoshi Ouhama.

　　Isara's daughter was named Akira Aomi.

　　Yoru's daughter was named Haruka Kazato.

　　Asa's daughter was named Aya Kazato.

　　Year 2 (103 E.T.):

　　Chiwa's son was named Tokiya Harusaki.

　　Rosa's daughter was named Buttercup Farrell.

　　Eruru's daughter was named Karura Green.

　　Sherria's son was named Anji Blendy.

　　Lisanna's daughter was named Karen Strauss.

　　Emily's son was named Harry Granger.

　　Usagi's daughter was named Ami Tsukino.

　　Nadeko's daughter was named Mayoi Sengoku.

　　Haruka Haruno's daughter was named Himelda Haruno, or 'Hime.'

　　Riko's daughter was named Nodoka Izayoi.

　　Year 3 (104 E.T.):

　　Aoba's daughter was named Tomochika Suzukaze.

　　Kudryavka's daughter was named Kurisu Noumi, or 'Christina.'

　　Kagome's daughter was named Rin Higurashi.

　　Nekone's daughter was named Teio Gold.

　　Sagiri's daughter was named Shuri Izumi.

　　Kobato's daughter was named Mikuru Asahina Hasegawa.

　　Myusel's daughter was named Yura Foaran.

　　Nemu's son was named Sandtiger Asakura.

　　Aisia's daughter was named Izumi Snow.

　　Sakura Mamiya's daughter was named Fiora Mamiya.

　　Year 4 (105 E.T.):

　　Hozumi's daughter was named Kana Schmetterling.

　　Kirino's daughter was named Fuko Kousaka.

　　Mylene's daughter was named Yomiko Jenius.

　　Nico's daughter was named Chisato Yazawa.

　　Rin Tohsaka's son was named Levi Tohsaka.

　　Kobeni's daughter was named Akane Yonomori.

　　Mavis' daughter was named Robin Vermillion.

　　Levy's daughter was named Bulma McGarden.

　　Yuna's son was named Himmel Sea.

　　MOMO's daughter was named Mio Mizrahi.

　　Year 5 (106 E.T.):

　　Urara's daughter was named Yuko Kasugano.

　　Keiko's daughter was named San Ayano.

　　Teletha's daughter was named Tanya Testarossa.

　　Kaname's daughter was named Yukina Chidori.

　　Kotori's daughter was named Lucia Kanbe.

　　Makina's daughter was named Naoe Irisu.

　　Sora's son was named Tanjiro Takanashi.

　　Sara's daughter was named Lucca Chrysalis.

　　Sayaka's son was named Makoto Mayuzumi.

　　Meiko's son was named Sabo Honma.

　　Year 6 (107 E.T.):

　　Mitsuki's son was named Ky Mononobe.

　　Haruka Saigusa's daughter was named Uta Saigusa.

　　Cheria's son was named Emil Barnes.

　　Juvia's daughter was named Beatrice Locksor.

　　Mirajane's daughter was named Charlotte Strauss.

　　Nanoha's son was named Noah Takamachi.

　　Rin Nohara's daughter was named Emilico Nohara.

　　Lafiel's daughter was named Suzuha Abriel.

　　Himeno's daughter was named Sumomo Katsuragi.

　　Yuuhi's daughter was named Mizuki Katagiri.

　　Year 7 (108 E.T.):

　　Akane's son was named Juunanago Tsukishima.

　　Suguha's daughter was named Chise Kirigaya.

　　Elize's daughter was named Anise Lutus.

　　Tifa's son was named Galuf Lockhart.

　　Aerith's daughter was named Sannosuke Gainsborough.

　　Fate's son was named Rolf Testarossa.

　　Chtolly's son was named Adlet Seniorious.

　　Sakura Kinomoto's daughter was named Misaki Kinomoto.

　　Sae's daughter was named Noriko Nakata.

　　Reina's daughter was named Lysithea Ryuugu.

　　Year 8 (109 E.T.):

　　Ai's daughter was named Miki Hinatsuru.

　　Rydia's son was named Kaoru Mist.

　　Aruru's daughter was named Carrot Green.

　　Kuon's daughter was named Rice Black.

　　Lucy's daughter was named Videl Heartfilia.

　　Sakura Haruno's son was named Adell Haruno.

　　Shana's son was named Seijuurou Blaze.

　　Mikan's daughter was named Nana Yuuki.

　　Illyasviel's daughter was named Lucchini von Einzbern.

　　Lyria's son was named Tienshinhan Jewel, or 'Tien.'

　　Year 9 (110 E.T.):

　　Louise's son was named Usopp Francoise Le Blanc de la Valliere.

　　Honoka's daughter was named Laura Yukishiro.

　　Mai's daughter was named Love Mishou.

　　Azusa's daughter was named Kirie Nakano.

　　Yui's daughter was named Mayuri Hirasawa.

　　Sophie's son was named Cress Lamb.

　　Rinoa's daughter was named Koharu Heartilly.

　　Nayuki's daughter was named Mai Minase.

　　Misuzu's daughter was named Rei Kamio.

　　Orihime's daughter was named Momo Inoue.

　　Year 10 (111 E.T.):

　　Iris' daughter was named Hikari Freyja.

　　Nozomi's daughter was named Megumi Yumehara.

　　Mira's daughter was named Juuhachigo Yurizaki.

　　Leia's daughter was named Rinwell Rolando.

　　Nagisa's daughter was named Fuko Furukawa.

　　Wendy's daughter was named Hermit Marvel.

　　Miu's daughter was named Rebecca Takanashi.

　　Sakura Yoshino's daughter was named Maho Yoshino.

　　Kokona's son was named Shanks Aoba.

　　Mikoto's daughter was named Itsuwa Misaka.

　　The names this time around were chosen with special care, since it was our 100th anniversary and all. I wanted to catch all the significant connections I could that were still outstanding. For instance, Kagome dived back into her life with Inuyasha to have Rin, Sesshoumaru's girlfriend. Mikoto dived back into the world of Index to have Itsuwa, Touma's wannabe girlfriend.

　　The Pretty Cures had characters from Pretty Cure, the Tales of's from Tales, and Sailor Moon gave birth to Sailor Mercury.

　　Eruru finally finished off the Utawarerumono franchise with her daughter Karura.

　　I also leaned heavily on Xenoblade, Flame of Recca, One Piece, Steins;Gate, World of Witches, Kiniro Mosaic and Princess Principal.

　　There was no real dropoff in the quality of characters I could name my kids after. Even after all this time it felt like they were all wonderful heroes and heroines anyone would want to go by. Japan's imagination was just that fruitful.

　　Kudryavka was especially happy to have a child sharing my name, even if it was pronounced differently. It hadn't been egotistical of me, I just liked the lab coat wearing lab member from Steins;Gate the same amount everyone else did. It would be a shame to not have a daughter bearing her likeness. But if Kud felt it was some sort of special blessing arranged for her, far be it from me to disabuse her. In a way it was a nice bookend. Kurisu, who shared my first name, was our 8th born, while Kaya, who shared her last name, was our 1st born together. Maybe it had been intentional after all?

　　I probably had 100 Akane's by now, but Kobeni's was from Ranma 1/2. I felt both Kobeni and Akane had to deal with arranged fiances so it was only proper.

　　Yuuhi was assigned Baka to Test's Mizuki because they were both known for their terrible cooking. Yoru was assigned Sakura Trick's Haruka because she crushed on Asa just about as badly as Haruka did on Yuu.

　　I worked hard to find another suitable angel for Cute-sama's child to be named after. Dizzy, with her black and white angel wings from Guilty Gear, was the perfect solution. It felt pretty good to have fathered three demigods. If I kept this up my legend would reach mythical proportions.

　　In summation, the names of my 8th borns were: