{timer: 330 days till universes destruction}
Drip drip drip drip.
The umm "thing's" eyes have finally stopped making water.
You don't really think this thing is human...
"sniff...sniff...I'm...I'm sorry...I just...sniff"(???)
[seduce her]
You bust out the Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle!
The thing stars at you with wide eyes, before bursting into laughter!
"Hahahahaha...were you trying to make feel better...thanks..."(???)
........you start having bad feelings...
You start walking towards her...
"huh?"(???)
No one makes fun of your seduction tactics...
[do not kill the elf]
..........fine...
[use a tentacle to lick the elf's horn for fun]
You do the thing.
"hehehehe! stop it...tickles!"(???)
Also, this thing is called an elf huh
"um...can...can you understand me"(elf)
"y..ye...yeth"
"Wow! you can talk!"(elf)
You take out a tentacle and spin it left and right, the universal sign for KIND OF?!
"hehehe...maybe the Miracle man is real..."(elf)
You telt your head(body)
"Oh, it's nothing don't worry about it!"(elf)
The elf's face turns red and she starts waving its hands about.
"cough...cough"(elf)
She unflusters her self and looks straight at you.
"Is...there something I can do to thank you!"(elf)
[ask the elf to teach you how to read]
You take out the magician for dummies book and hand to her.
"You...um...you want me to teach you to read?"(elf)
You nod your head(body).
"I can do that...but this book is hard for beginners...Oh, I know! wait here"(elf)
The elf runs into one of the mostly intact wooden boxes.
You don't really want her out of your sight...
[Follow her around]
You walk behind her.
She notices you but doesn't say anything.
She is looking in a chest.
"here it is! this book is how most kids learn to read!"(elf)
The elf takes out a brown leather book and then opens it up.
"here I'll read it to"(elf)
You come closer and look from behind her shoulder.
She starts reading
Did you know! there is a Man that lives in the center of the earth!
He is the Miracle man! do you ever wonder how armies can win unbeatable wars!
Or how people survive incurable diseases! It's thanks to his Miracles!
If you're in need of a Miracle you just have to ask him!
If your anywhere in the world and start digging down to the center.
You will find a red door! knock three times and shout hello and he'll let you in!
He will give a choice you must answer truthfully! Don't lie to him!
His blood red eyes will pierce your disguise and reveal your lies! he's the Miracle man!
He knows when the world started and when it will END.
"hehehe! you have no idea how many children started digging holes after they hear this story! I was actually one of them...before you showed up I was trying to dig down to see the Miracle man ....hey! try reading with me!"(elf)
"D...DIeD....Yu...nO..."
"yes yes did you know, say it with me"(elf)
"did you know"(elf)
"DeID yU nOW"
"good good!"(elf)
All of a sudden you hear something!
Growl~~
The elf's face turns red.
"umm you wouldn't have something to eat would you.."(elf)
[give her something to eat]
Hmmm, you don't think you have any...OH, THAT'S RIGHT!
You reach into your flap and pull out something!
It flops to the ground in front of the elf!
"Ummm, who...who is this guy"(elf)
"sLiBaR- AirD 21 Yar Od nObmN!"
The elf just stares at it...
"umm I'll...I'll just look around for food"(elf)
You put the silver-haired, 21-year-old nobleman back in your flap...
God this thing is useless...
"I found some bread!"(elf)
She takes a loaf of bread out of a bag and splits it in half.
"here!"(elf)
She throws half of the bread towards you. you eat it
Yes, eat. you have a mouth now.
You stare at her as her little mouth nibbles one the bread.
Why doesn't she just make her mouth bigger or just absorb it?!?!
This elf thing confuses you to no end.
[ask her, her name]
"NAm...U"
"My name! oh yeah my name is Keya Chaeharice"(Keya)
"KAy"
"hehe! no, but you can call me that if you want"(Kay)
"Kay"
"you got it!"(kay)
[ask her where is she from]
"yU Frm WhiR"
"Where I'm from? at least that's what I think you're saying, I'm from here I was born in this village...is there anything else you want to know?"(kay)
[ask her, how to become a 'GOD']
"Kay...I Wnt No"
"yes!"(kay)
"how do I become a GOD"
"..."(kay)
kay stares at you not blinking...
After several seconds, she opens her mouth
"I...I'm sorry...I don't know...but why would you want to be a god?"(kay)
"....He Com Bak"
"You lost someone...I'm sorry"(kay)
Kay comes closer and hugs you.
"hehehe your fur is really soft...I lost someone too..."
[pet the cute loli and take her under your wing(tentacle?) and give your new pet the love that she deserves]
You put your tentacle on her head.
Her head is fine, why was this soo hard...
You slowly wrap her in furr.
"hmmm, it's really warm..."
She fell asleep.
You stare at her...
a get a warm feeling...
Write commands in the comments.
start with command: your command
command: search for a hat
This is the most important
I just realized, but you are actually write "universes distraction" not universe's destruction lol
whaat no what are you talking about I just checked it says destruction, I wouldn't do something thaat stupid for like 7 f*cking chapters, that would be super embarrassing....
i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶i̶s̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶p̶o̶s̶t̶r̶o̶p̶h̶e̶ yeah haha looks like i mistakenly read it wrong ^_^'''
command: practice speaking nonstop until you become fluent at speaking when she wakes up.
Command: Dig a hole and try to find the Miracle Man
command: train your abilities (quietly if possible) while she sleeps
This is cute ^^
todos nós sabemos que alguma hora ele vai aprender magia, poderia fazer uma votação para escolher sua aptidão mágica
Yeah, that sounds good!
also you type in English so everyone else can understand
command: collect firewood and make a campfire to keep her warm.
Command : sing a lullaby while elf is sleeping
comando: tente meditar e sentir como auras espirituais dos seres vivos a sua volta, veja a aura sua e da elfa
