*** Never

This softness.

I can sleep forever.

[ Master please wake up!]

“ Kitten,” says Bubuga. “Looks like you will have to smack him awake again.”

“ I’M AWAKE! Oh my god! My Face! It’s more handsome?”

[ Master! You were asleep for 24 hours!]

“ You look different Kitten, like less cute than before.”

[ Am I ugly?]

“ No. You look um… normal?”

[ Okay time to give back my charisma so I can explode you with my cuteness again.]

“ Uh… can I retain 600 charisma for longer… I want to use this body for you-know-what.”

[ NO! I have been ugly for 24 hours now! It’s time for you to be ugly for 24 hours!]

• You have given Useless Kitten 600 Charisma.

“ I’m ugly as fuck.”

[ And I have become the cutest kitten ever!]

“ Amazing, Kitten is extremely cute, come here for you belly rubs!” beams Bubuga. “ You aren’t ugly Never, just neutral looking?”

[ Bow before my supreme cuteness, my slaves!]

“ Alright, we will give you some pets, hahaha.”

[ Tomorrow let’s try giving Bubuga 900 charisma.]

“ OH!”

“ I’m not going to let the ugly Never touch my 900 charisma beauty,” says Bubuga.

“ Nooooooooo!”

“ It’s a joke,” laughs Bubuga. “ Let’s try it tomorrow. I also can’t wait to fuck your 600 charisma form too.”

[ I can control the Master with this…. Heheheh.]

“ My weakness! Hot beautiful girls are too much.”

“ Hahahahaha,” laughs Bubuga.

A few hours of petting.

“ …Kitten do you want to try swapping strength around too?”

[ Me first!]

• You have given Useless Kitten 9 Strength.

[ Wow this is incredible! I can eat kitten snacks faster!]

“ Dammit, I’m so fucking weak again. And shouldn’t you use strength for running or lifting?”

[ Nah, but now I’m cute and strong!]

“ That means you will do all my farm work for me right?”

[ Never!]

“ Hahahaha,” beams Bubuga. “I wish I can let you experience 43 Strength Never.”

“ Yeah, that would be extremely cool. Oh yeah, what happened to Aleesia?”

[ Ummmmmmmm.]

“ We ended the call after you fainted,” states Bubuga. “ The purgatory admins destroyed Sarya’s contact card so we can no longer communicate with them.”

[ Sorry Master! I should have let Bubuga talk to her longer... I….I ended it too soon.]

“ It’s alright Kitten. It just means we have to carefully decide on the alliance we want to join right? What do you 2 think?”

[ I want to join the rank 1 SnowFall Sanctuary alliance!]

“ Joining the rank 1 Snowfall Sanctuary seems to be the best offer,” says Bubuga.

“ Oh snap, Am I the only one who wants to join rank 5 Moonlight Tears?”

“ So Never… Do you need me to use my body again?” says Bubuga. “ Do you want Sarya that badly?”

[ Wow, Master can only think with his dick.]

“ No! It’s just that… Aleesia has been super helpful to us.”

[ So?]

“ So?” says Bubuga.

“ Uhhh...”

Why did I forget that Kitten and Bubuga are super sassy as hell? It’s hard trying to think of a good reason to persuade them.

“ It’s not like we have to join an alliance right away,” says Bubuga. “ We still have 56 days left until our war immunity wears off.”

• 177 days remaining until Super Clean Landfill gets erased from existence.