When main-deku was sleeping, he had the most beautiful dream that he has ever had in this life.

Firstly, he was approached by a beautiful boy called deku. He had long,green hair and long,green fingernails. Main-deku was completly entranced by this wonderful creature, so decided to date it at once. 

"Hello beautiful person, please date me immediately" Main-deku said. Dream-deku just stared at him in an obnoxious way then walked off. Main-deku, desperate for a boyfriend, chased after him. 

"Oi! Get back here! Don't walk away from me!" Main-deku shouted. Then dream-deku turned into a female lizard, because its a dream so strange stuff happens. Main-deku was horrified. How could he date this being if it was female? 

"This isn't fair" Main-deku sobbbbed "I am gay so i can't date you any more." Then main-deku woke up and went to school.

"Hello slave-deku, have you seen a female lizard around?" Main-deku asked, not realising that it was a dream. Then main-deku went back to his bin becuase he was sad. 

A few hours later, teacher-deku came to knock on his bin. "Main-deku, are you ok? Slave-deku said you came back to your bin because you were sad"

When main-deku opened the bin, he realised how beautiful teacher-deku was. He has long, green hair and long, green feet. "UWU TEACHER-SENPAI LEMME DATE YOU" uwued main-deku. 

Then vilan-deku arrived. "I AM HERE TO GET MY REVENGE...AGAIN" he yelled. Then vilan-deku brutally murdered teacher-deku. Main-deku was very sad as he had lost yet another beautiful deku. 

"YOU DUMPED ME SO YOU DIE!!" Vilan-deku shouted. 

"YOU TRIED TO KILL ME SO YOU DIE!!" Main-deku shouted. 

Its time for an epic fight scene. 

(Dream-deku was suggested by jamchan so blame him for this chapter. Leave better suggestions in the comments plz)