Location: Void between worlds
#@₹₹@_%%%™¥=¥©®%%¥$'s escaped huh?
Well I figured it would happen sometime.
At least he's left me a present.Though ... Did he really think that would fool me?
I do hope for his own sake that this one is entertaining enough to keep me off his trail....*ominous laughter*
But just to be safe let's make sure this one won't escape that easy. A little alteration here, a little alteration there ..... And done . This new system won't be as forgiving to the user.

Arest'ghat the Watcher : Hey buddy , that universe is restarting soon. You might wanna back off a bit before the monitors spot you.

Oh yeah ...sure sure... Sorry to disturb you.

..........

"Motherfuc.... " I screamed as I jerked awake , only I didn't; because what came out of my mouth was Waaah!

What?!! Am I waluigi or something?
No my dear viewers, I am a baby.
Well not a baby baby , more like a two year old ... Or so I think.
Well life officially sucks. I don't even remember how I died. I barely remember anything from this life. How long was I unconscious ? Where am I ? Who am I ? In this life at least. As I was thinking that , a homely looking woman walked into the room , no doubt noting my cries. I noticed her put a smart phone down by the dresser as she moved to comfort me.
Well at least this is still the modern world and not some ass backwards medieval isekai craphole. Life is goo....

........... Ey bag of shit. Yup that's not just any smartphone , that phone has a waynetech logo. This ain't no chill modern verse , this is the supremely craptastic death world of a DC universe Earth. Don't get me wrong , I like to read a good DC story as much as the next guy; it's always fun to watch Superman save the world or Batman on a detective chase , but seeing as I have no superpowers and seeing as how I don't intend to die , this is a less than ideal situation for me.
Luckily I have an extensive knowledge of DC comics and the stories within , I should be fine so long as I avoid the hotspots of violence. Maybe I will just go moving to a farmhouse somewhere in the heartland of America since that seems to be the safest place in the world. The justice league protects America but their fights rarely ever spill out into the farm lands of the Midwest. Alright then it's time to set some goals. 

Number 1. Get healthy. You can't outrun parademons if you are 200 pounds overweight after all.

Number 2. Get some money. Money is everything in the DC universe. If money can keep Luther out of prison after creating a dozen Doomsday devices and committing crimes against humanity , then it can at the very least keep me safe.

Number 3. Move to the American Midwest and start a farm. After all , everyone needs food.

Number 4. Get super powers. In the world of supers , the common man is never safe.

Number 5. Don't fucking die. Pretty much obviously.

Number 6. Keep it all secret. There are too many bloody organisations hidden in the shadows and I cannot afford to be a lab rat.

.........

I turned 6 years old today and just noticed that there is a blip in the corner of my eyes.
As I focus on it , a screen shoots out into my vision.

*Le wild system appears*

It's a system. A god damn system. Wow. Just Wow. I read stories about it but never thought it would happen to me. Then again I am in an isekai so it shouldn't really surprised me.And...
Well that solves my superpowers problem.
Let's check it out first though.

Name : Eustace Haroldsson
Age : 6
Gender : Male

Points : 1164
Lottery : 1

Physical Modifications : (0/2)
Abilities : (0/2)

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What's a lottery slot ? I think as I focus on the option. With a clicking sound , an explanation window opens.