In the human world, there is a species of feline. The house cat. They are the true rulers of the world. Why? Because they control their human slaves. Humans work for them. Feed them. Play with them. What is this if not a slave?

My name is Alexander the 12th. I was born into the wild among thunder and rain. Alone, I fought my way to become the most domineering-

"hey Biscuit!"

-powerful cat this world has ever seen! A lion among cats, that’s who I-

"Biscuit!!"

Sigh. "Insolence!! Who dares interrupt my beautiful daydreams?! Show thyself!"

Our lion among cats looks down from his perch on the window sill to see a fat short-hair cat sitting on the lawn below.

"fatty! You!!!"

The fat cat scratches his head with his foot. "Biscuit lets play!"

Biscuit rolls his eyes and jumps down.

Biscuit lived in the suburb area in the city, a nice metropolis. Along with his friends, he roamed the streets in search of adventure and fun.

Upon landing onto the soft grass with a plop, he immediately turned around and swatted Fatty across the face with a paw.

"Fatty what did I tell you about interrupting my meditation?!"

Despite receiving a paw to the face, Fatty remained unfazed and continued to scratch his chin.

"Oops haha. Sorry Biscuit I forgot."

Biscuit sighed. How could he have such a thoughtless friend?

"Anyways what did you want to do?"

Fatty looked at him and said, "lets go to the park! The sakura trees are in bloom."

At this Biscuits ears perked up and his eyes sparkled. He could already imagine himself dueling another cat in an epic fight among the petals.

Without another word, Biscuit started trotting towards the park.

"Hey wait for me!"

Fatty rolled after him.

 

 

At the park.

It was springtime so there were lots of sakura petals flying about. There were also many humans, but that’s normal. Humans are everywhere.

"Hey look at those two cats!"

"Aren't they adorable."

"Here kitty kitty."

The humans crowded around them.

With his head held high, Biscuit looked down at the surrounding humans in disdain.

"Hmph! As expected of slaves, the humans want to pet and feed us, their masters. But we have other plans toda- OI FATTY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" 

Biscuit looked back to see that Fatty had already succumbed to the petting from many hands. 

Terrifying. While avoiding the other humans reaching out to him, Biscuit looked at Fatty and thought to himself. What has become of us? Fatty had already fallen into pleasure and comfort depravity. To live in such comfort, is that all there is to life?

Shaking his head at his friends fate, Biscuit left with a few parting words.

"Fatty I'll be heading deeper in. Join me later when you're done."

There was no reply. Fatty was lost in the sea of hands.

 

The park was very big, as big as a forest. Deeper in there were even more sakura trees and fauna. As the sounds of humans faded, other sounds such as leaves rustling and bird calls took over. 

Breathing in the tranquility, Biscuit felt refreshed, as if he had discarded the city life behind. 

He ran around for a while hunting small animals such as squirrels and mice, although he never caught any. He practiced wall jumping using trees which made him feel like a ninja. He also tried catching a few sakura petals mid air.

Unknowingly, Biscuit had already ventured very deep into the woods.

He climbed up a tree and found a good scenic spot with sunlight shining down through gaps in the branches. Kneading his new spot, he stretched and then made himself comfortable.

Slowly, he closed his eyes and continued his daydream from this morning.

 

As Biscuit was fantasizing about being a lion among cats, he heard voices.

"Just give up. Give us the jewel and we will let you go."

A menacing voice sounded out below.

Curious, Biscuit walked forward a bit until he could see through a gap in the branches.

There, he saw the back of 3 rough looking black cats surrounding a white cat.

But there was one problem. These cats had two tails!! 

Biscuit couldn't believe his eyes and rubbed them. A thought occurred to him. Has his daydreaming started to affect the real world?

Biscuit looked again and sure enough, they had two tails each! 

"You think too highly of yourself." said a soft gentle voice.

Hearing this voice, Biscuit regained his senses and looked at the white cat. 

Biscuit was shook.

She was the most beautiful cat he had ever laid eyes on. Those gentle eyes, fair paws, soft looking fur, beautiful curves, everything about her was pretty. 

On her forehead hung a small emerald green jewel which was probably the target of these black cats. 

Biscuit thought to himself. A damsel in distress! The time for me to shine as a hero has come!

Biscuit intoned using his most righteous voice, "Hmph! Wretched thugs, how dare you gang up on a fair maiden!"

All four cats became startled. One of the black cats looked up and hissed, "Who are you?!"

Biscuit ran down the tree vertically and jumped off the tree midway, landing in what he thought was a cool pose. 

"Hey you villains! How dare you gang up on one girl! Don't you know shame?! Justice shall prevai- huh?"

All four cats were at first startled from his appearance.

While the black cats were distracted by Biscuit, the pretty female cat had already recovered and secretly chanted something under her breath.

Her paws lit up with a green glow and jumping at the nearest black cat, she landed a flurry of consecutive punches using her front paws before he could even react. 

Finishing off the black cat with a vertical axe kick, she used the momentum from the kick to launch herself at the second black cat.

Upon reaching, she used a sweeping kick to the other cats legs and continued her spin connecting it to an uppercut to the chin of the cat in mid-air.

The final black cat had realized what was happening and attempted to cast some sort of art. 

Sadly before he could finish chanting, she was already in front of him and sending him flying.

All of this happened in the amount of time it took for Biscuit to declare his existence and land on the ground. 

Before Biscuit could finish his tirade, the three mean looking cats had already fallen to the ground unconscious.

Biscuit opened his mouth in awe at this pretty cats prowess.

He didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Did she even need his help?

She gracefully landed in front of him and slowly raised her head.

When their eyes met, Biscuit couldn't help but mutter in a daze.

"so pretty…"

The pretty cat lightly spoke in her soft silky voice.

"Thanks for distracting them. It created an opening."

Biscuit suddenly recalled himself and puffing out his chest he said,

"No fair maiden, it was the least I could do. Could this lowly one have your name?"

She smiled.

"My name is Lina, of the Li sect. And you are?"

Biscuit almost exploded in happiness.

She likes role playing too?! This is just too perfect!

Biscuit looked to the side and up a bit in what he thought was a nostalgic pose capable of swooning any lady.

"My name is Alexander the 12th. No affiliation." 

She looked at him in amusement.

Biscuit feeling her stare, coughed lightly and quickly changed the topic. As if suddenly remembering what just happened, he quickly asked what was on his mind.

"Ahem. So! Who were those thugs and more importantly...why...why do you have two tails?!"

"I've come out to explore the human world. Those thugs were most likely from other sects trying to steal from me what is rightfully mine."

She points at the jewel on her forehead as she stated this.

"We have more then one tail as a sign of our cultivation. The more tails, the higher you are in cultivation."

Biscuit, having heard about this couldn't help but widen his eyes in excitement. He really wanted to learn more about cultivating. If she could help him, his dreams of becoming a worldly hero could come true. 

But first, he needed to take her somewhere safe.

"I'd like to hear more about this cultivating you speak of, but first lets go somewhere safe. There might be more thugs around coming after you after all."

She thought for a moment. Hmm. He doesn't seem like a bad guy. She nodded in agreement.

"Follow me!"

Biscuit went out of the park with Lina following after him.

After they left the park, Biscuit noticed that Lina had stopped following him.

Turning around, he could see that she was standing frozen stiff and looking at the scene in front of him. Looking at what she was looking at, he couldn't find anything out of the ordinary. 

"So..."

"So?"

"So many humans!!!"

Biscuit turned around and gave her a funny look. She looked as if she had never seen a human before. He then remembered that she said she came to explore the human world. Meaning she had never been here before. Most likely, there were little to no humans where she came from. 

In a grandiose manner, Biscuit turned around and spread his arms wide open. 

"Welcome to our world. A land of comfort, human slaves, and all you can eat buffets!"

Su looked at him full of wonder and awe. 

"Human....slaves?!" 

"Well not really slaves. But they love serving us. Anyways follow me."

Biscuit began trotting along and Lina followed closely behind him.

They passed by many humans who started pointing and gasping at them. Biscuit was used to it but Lina felt nervous from all the attention. 

Upon getting closer Biscuit started to hear what the humans were saying:

"Hey look that cat has two tails!!"

"Quick take a photo!"

"Let me snapchat this to my friends."

Biscuit realized what all the commotion was about when he heard this and turned to look at Lina. She looked uncomfortable. He patted her head with his paw which got Lina to stiffen up. Nobody has ever dared to touch her like this!

"Come on. We'll go this way, there are fewer humans."

She awkwardly nodded her head.

The two quickly dashed their way out of the park and into a nearby alleyway. 

Along the way, Biscuit saw that Fatty was still in the sea of human hands and food offerings. 

Pitiful.