(ren p.o.v )

Who the fuck does this megazord think he his king kong the goddamn giant machine started hitting it's chest with it's fist's like a fucking gorilla. I feel like shit i've been running for 2 hour straight i'm fucking tired. You know what fuck this I'm going to fight mister I need a reboot over their using my secret weapon . I stopped running and told c.c to continue running just cause she's immortal doesn't mean she has to stay and get crushed by a megazord 

(click here for a video of a megazord)

[ tas ] : good thing you decided to fight if you didn't you just might have lost a very important organ

[ren]:  what was that.

note to self give this black bellied system a taste of its own medicine later

 After making a mental note i focus on the megazord Well it’s time to destroy this brain dead machine.

[ ren ]: ice make truck-sama 

[ megazord] : hahahahahaha foolish mortal, do you think that a inferior machine like that truck  can beat me.

[ ren ] : since when did megazords talk anyway i'm a 75% vampire god so i'm not a mortal also you bitch Never disrespect truck-sama you're just a rip off gundam at least truck sama doesn’t need a kid that probably hasn’t even experienced pupartety piloting him. Now go eat shit like you always do you mongrel 

I think that was my inner gilgamesh.

[ ren ] : feel the wrath of truck-sama. ice make truck-sama truck god mode 

Then the giant truck I made with ice turned into optimus prime. 

The megazord that was already pissed because of my insults swung it's right fist at truck-sama. 

[ ren ] : truck- sama fist of reincarnation 

Like a classic chūnibyō I yelled the name of my attack out loud 

I swung my fist or technically truck-samas right fist towards the megazord. Our fists collide,The air pressure generated by the clash destroys all the buildings in the area. 

Fuck we’re in a city and because of the megazord and the incident with me grabbing c.c's ass i didn't notice. shit i have to end this soon or more people might die even though i don't care if they do it doesn't mean i want to start a mass genocide event worse than 9/11.  shit all this wind is also lifting me off the floor.  I need to end this soon so i'll use a special attack.

[ ren ] : ice make car-sama 

A giant car is created completely of ice. I make truck-sama pick up car-sama i then make him throw it at the megazord the megazord punches the ground and where his fist hits there was a big gaping hole and a sword comes out of it he uses it to cut car -sama in half.

[ ren ] : what does this look like Gurren Lagann you can't use a sword you cheating bastard also has a power rangers fan i know that your not supposed to be able to do that. 

[ megazord ] : detestable human you accuse me of cheating when you throw cars at me.

[ ren] : I wanted to play a little more before ending this but now because you cheated i'm going to fuck you up you asshole version off a dinosaur

[ ren ] : {thousand eyes of death}

i use my skill to make the megazords eyes and arms explode then I end it in style 

[ ren ] : ice make giant plane-sama 

the blinded megazord couldn't dodge and a giant plane smashed into it destroying it.

[ ren ]: get isekaied  you bitch 

I say what i think off has a cool line while doing a jojo pose