what The F*ck It’s Dio the bisexu*l vampire
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I put on some clothes and talked to my system.

Zack: System i'm going to name you rin calling you system all the time is awkward also call me zack

rin: okay zack 

zack: why do you sound like rin tohsaka now 

rin : I thought it would be easier to talk to you with this voice also you completed a hidden mission 

< hidden mission: give the system a name > completed 

reward 1: evil card 

reward 2: system becomes more human like 

(P.s  hope you like this present from  your favorite supreme being ren )

zack: I need to get stronger fast so i can find this ren and make him fuck himself damn 

After yelling i calmed myself down.

zack : rin what is a evil card 

rin : the evil card is something to help you destroy the world you use it to summon something to help you destroy the world. 

rin : think of it has a gacha 

zack : gacha is evil like hell i'm going to use a gacha 

rin : ren thought you were going to say something like that so he made it a mission 

< mission: use the evil card >

reward: imagine breaker modified cancels all special abilities including quirkes

penalty: you become a magical girl 

(p.s hope you decide to stay a male By your favorite ultimate god king ren)

zack: fuck that bastard he keeps finding new ways to troll me 

zack: how do i use the goddamn evil card rin 

Rin: use the magic words Nomobuyo, Oshi, Hashitawa, Dokeda, Gunmīcha, Dē Ribura  

zack : the nerve of that bastard wait till i get stronger and kill you using the help of your own system!!!!!!

I took out the card from my system and said the cursed word Nomobuyo, Oshi, Hashitawa, Dokeda, Gunmīcha, Dē Ribura the the card in my hand disappeared and then there in front of me was a muscular bisexual vampire that could stop time yes it was the infamous Dio 

zack: ren you bastard give me my card back or i'll die before i even use the eyes of the lord.

Dio spread out is hands but instead of the attack i expected the said something that shocked me.

dio: are you my master

when did dio become a servant from the fate series I wanted to respond but that sinister evil tranical aura around him made the words stick to my throat i barely managed to ask him to stop letting out is aura. 

zack: yes i am your master 

i barely managed to utter does words even without is arua dio is dio 

zack: let's get out of this forest so i can complete my other mission. 

So i walk my way to the city okay okay more like i got lost and wandered around till i found the city by chance. I swear i think dio was about to activate the world after we wandered around for 5 hours  that reminds me that i need to keep my guard up around dio fuck now i'm starting to think it would have been better to die peacefully  

( authors notes: the chant to activate the evil card is from Koreha Zombie Desuka  )

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