When I woke up I was on a helicopter. I don’t know why I am here, I don’t know where I was. What I felt was that the machine was descending. When the rear ramp opened I saw two people.
“WHAT THE F* DID YOU TWO DO?!” Just why did they send me who-knows-where?!
“WHAT THE F* IS HAPPENING?!” Why am I on a wheelchair?!
“WHY ARE YOU F* STANDING THERE LIKE THAT?!” They don’t see that I am here?!
“COME AND HELP ME YOU TWO F* **** ****!” Don’t they see I need someone helping me?! This damned chair is not moving at all!
When I looked down I saw why they were looking at me like that.
I was dressed like a doll. Like a doll. Like a doll…
Well, if that was another girl, not me, I would congratulate her parents for having such a nice child.
Because I am this doll… wait a f* second… those a*holes are looking at me…
I immediately started looking for the Makarov. They are so lucky it is out of my reach.
“COME HERE!” I want to strangle those two. NOW.
When they wheeled me to the village I felt gazes from all the people. I already feel like rolling them over with the tank. If I could, I would’ve taken off the damned dress. The problem is that I can clearly feel the blows under the dress. I would have to go naked. I would rather go naked than in this dress…
Why am I like a doll… Like a doll.. Like a doll…
Jester’s POV
I am scared of her reaction. First she was about to murder us, now she is creeping us out with her murmur “Like a doll”. She just repeats the same phrase again and again…
A. Belov’s POV
I realized that I am home only after Jester started shaking me.
“Hey, commander. Do you realize what happened?” (J)
“Yes. I will no longer try the same.” I just feel like garbage. I know that I am their superior but in the war I am their crewmate in the first place. And we are in the state of war. I am just a nuisance for them, especially when I am recovering and can’t help them with everyday tasks and maintenance.
The treatment was done but now I should be in a wheelchair just to avoid unnecessary damage due to my stupidity. After a week I should be fine to do everything like always.
At least I was able to move around. Jester and Old man did not let me approach the tank but I could move around the village.
The next day I woke up after I heard a diesel starting up.
I jumped into the wheelchair and left the house.
The tank was moving in a few meter away.
“JESTER, WHAT THE F* ARE YOU DOING?!”
Jester’s POV
F*, we are done. I looked outside and found a very disappointed commander who wanted us dead even more than usual.
“Hey, commander. How are you?” Please, don’t kill us.
“Jester. Get out of the tank.” She started calmly. We are dead for sure.
“Jester, what is going on?” Old man called me. I switched on the helmet’s microphone.
“Captain, we are like… erhm… busy.” I can feel how Old man started trembling.
She said nothing, only moved her lips. I read what she said with just her lips…
‘You. Are. Dead. Jester. Get. Down. I. ‘ll. Kill. You. You. F*. Idiot.’ Either I get inside the tank and pretend nothing happened, then I get shot and have my body court martialed. Or I get outside and get myself killed now. And tomorrow a couple of hours more.
I returned to the ground. She wheeled to me.
When she was looking from below with her pouting childish face I almost can feel my friend rising from the bunker. Her pink dress also did not help me.
“Where the f* are you going?”
I decided not to test her patience and answered.
“Captain, the locals said there are people on the hill, armed as you can guess.” Here we go, it was a pleasure to know you, Old man.
“Pick me up.” She said that calmly which made me sweat with rivers.
I gently embraced her and lifted up. Her warm and delicate body was so close that I felt…
“I’ll castrate you.” Oh, everything became fine.
I climbed the tank with one hand and got inside. Then I placed her on my lap.
“Forward, slow.” She commanded immediately.
The machine moved forward, very slowly.
“Faster.” Old man accelerated to 10 km/h.
“Load HE, gun on safety.” I immediately started executing her orders.
When she is inside the tank she feels like an actual commander. No unnecessary shouting, only strict and exact orders.
I surely feel great admiration for her…
I just realized someting. Belov is the Russian equivalent to Tanya Degurechaff but command her tank crew.
Funny thing but Belov was 'created' long before I even heard of Tanya. And she was similar from the very first moments of her life.
@AFP_Writer But you already know The Saga of Tanya the Evil, right?
@K4GUY4 Yep. The crazy girl we know, love, and wish to never encounter.
@AFP_Writer I'd rather die than encountering her as an enemy, but I'm willing to cooperate with her as an ally. Even if she orders to commit war crimes.
@K4GUY4 The Reich did not sign Geneva. No war crimes commited.
Katyusha from GUP.
No war crimes huh? Sounds like if me and Tanya ever met each other we would have quite the slaughter
@Mr.GrimDeathReaper you dare claim the title of death!! fight for the title of god of death(i claim death god in my bio btw)
@shadow_slayer YES! but also no... i am not the god of death... i am death itself the very idea of it, and that is but one of my titles, the most prominent is " " the origin of all, the nothing, the land before genesis. thy who holds all titles accept true god
@Mr.GrimDeathReaper i also hold the tile primordial void and slayer of gods all is consumed by me and all will be devoured
@shadow_slayer ... but can you face " " ? the true devourer, the one thing that harmed god himself, the last knight of a forgotten era before the dawn of creation where a war was raged with it being the victor, a war so massive the very primordials of existence were slain.
@Mr.GrimDeathReaper I created him to be a vassal for me back when i cared about people worshiping me. sadly he went rogue and I had to execute him
@shadow_slayer the real truth is we are all just beings of a much higher ones imagination, who created us on a whim, we all have the same imagination so therefor each infinte power so this is really just a stalemate
@Mr.GrimDeathReaper i don't think any higher beings would like me to exist as i can kill any god even elder gods like cthulhu or kazgoroth
@shadow_slayer there is always a bigger fish... also if there wasent we would have commited suicide by now
@Mr.GrimDeathReaper can't die if you are death otherwise death wouldn't exist
@shadow_slayer yeah thats how i became death incarnate among other things, i also became life incarnate... so im just dead but also alive, ive killed more things than god, and saved more thats how you achieve that... i also am souless after countless suicide attempts
@Mr.GrimDeathReaper yeah i feel you man sadly i was born this way and so never experienced life as a human. i have a younger sister that the primordial abyss and embodiment of life
@shadow_slayer if you would like i can help you with that? dont question how or why takes to long to explain
@Mr.GrimDeathReaper nah she's more a siscon than problem. always trying to protect me even when the thing threatening me is something like a human. anyways I let you be a subordinate god of death or like a right hand or something
@shadow_slayer nah im good were probably on equal terms
@Mr.GrimDeathReaper suit yourself
@shadow_slayer well just say my name if thy wishes to summon me from eternity as i shall to you * thinks of the hilarity of just appearing in comment chains saying "I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED"* *chuckles*
@Mr.GrimDeathReaper bruh
i can abuse this nah im not