Loli Lewd? Lewd Loli! (This is PG-13)
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Loli… People in discord call me Lolinix. I wonder why, though. I mean they are illegal. Jail is a scary place. It made me remember about that emote with the black guy smiling at you. No offense, blackie. I am black myself. Just kidding, I am brown (who cares). Hmm, I am wondering if I can say N-word if I am a non Murica black? Answer in the comment, please.

Anyway, I remembered when #media-gallery was still a mild place. I wouldn’t be scared to open it in the public. If someone posted ‘something’ suspicious, Mods—like Blobpheria—would say, “PG-13 peoples!”

Everything changed when the dark horse of the Yuri Union joined the server. Her name is ImoutoCrow. She is my second cyber imouto. I don’t know what her true gender is, but her profile picture is loli girl. That’s enough for me to believe she is a girl.

After she joined, SH-cord’s media-gallery was owned by Yuri Union who liked to yurificated ‘peoples’. She liked to post loli yuri images on media-gallery. What made her scary was she liked to snuggle one or two borderline PG-13 loli yuri images.

For some reason, mods became less active since that. Actually, I have suspected a few people who have killed mods. I will tell you about that later.

This chapter is the story of how I get my second cyber imouto.

 

……

 

ImoutoCrow: :lolibutt:

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: Wtf is that emote? That’s ilegal.

ImoutoCrow: :lolithigs:

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: :blobpolice:

IdleLelouch: @ImoutoCrow be my waifu!

ImoutoCrow: :lolishock:

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: Don’t mind him @ImoutoCrow. He likes to confess to people with girl pfp. In fact, be my wife. I am loyal.

ImoutoCrow: @IdleLelouch :lolikissu:

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: …

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: What about me? Can I have a kiss too?

ImoutoCrow: :lolidisgusted:

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: :feelsadman: why no one wants me?

IdleLelouch: @TheGreatAlienPhoenix :kannamiddlefinger:

IdleLelouch: @ImoutoCrow does that mean you are my wife now?

GDamnMiku-chwan: Oh, so lulu has another wife. I see. That means I am free from the basement. :blobyay:

Stealz: Implying you were always inside his basement :kekw:

GDamnMiku-chwan: :blobnopls:

ImoutoCrow: :loliwhat:

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: @ImoutoCrow If you don’t want to be my wife, you can be my imouto. The siblings’ bond is unbreakable! You can’t refuse. :yandereface:

ImoutoCrow: :lolishock:

 

……

 

The next day.

ImoutoCrow: :konlulushark: shark! Shark!

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: Imouto! Pat me!

ImoutoCrow: @TheGreatAlienPhoenix :lolihug:

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: :blobmelted:

 

……

 

A few weeks later.

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: @ImoutoCrow pat me! I’m having a bad day :blobsad:

ImoutoCrow: :lolikiss:

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: :blobblush: Uh, I mean…. We can’t do that! We are siblings!

Stealz: …

BetaProtagonist: Sasuga Lolinix

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: I am not a lolicon! :blobfliptable:

 

…….

 

A few months later.

ImoutoCrow: :gawrgurashark: Shaak! Shaaak!

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: Imouto! Can I get something?

ImoutoCrow: :lolikissu:

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: :blobmelted:

Stealz: Definitely Lolinix…

BetaProtagonist: Lolinix…

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: We all know who the biggest lolicon is! :blobangry:

BetaProtagonist: You

TheGreatAlienPhoenix: It is you! :blobfliptable:

 

Disclaimer! It's not breaking the rule and illegal if the person behind the pc is a middle-aged man :bigbrain:

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