Loli… People in discord call me Lolinix. I wonder why, though. I mean they are illegal. Jail is a scary place. It made me remember about that emote with the black guy smiling at you. No offense, blackie. I am black myself. Just kidding, I am brown (who cares). Hmm, I am wondering if I can say N-word if I am a non Murica black? Answer in the comment, please.
Anyway, I remembered when #media-gallery was still a mild place. I wouldn’t be scared to open it in the public. If someone posted ‘something’ suspicious, Mods—like Blobpheria—would say, “PG-13 peoples!”
Everything changed when the dark horse of the Yuri Union joined the server. Her name is ImoutoCrow. She is my second cyber imouto. I don’t know what her true gender is, but her profile picture is loli girl. That’s enough for me to believe she is a girl.
After she joined, SH-cord’s media-gallery was owned by Yuri Union who liked to yurificated ‘peoples’. She liked to post loli yuri images on media-gallery. What made her scary was she liked to snuggle one or two borderline PG-13 loli yuri images.
For some reason, mods became less active since that. Actually, I have suspected a few people who have killed mods. I will tell you about that later.
This chapter is the story of how I get my second cyber imouto.
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ImoutoCrow: :lolibutt:
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: Wtf is that emote? That’s ilegal.
ImoutoCrow: :lolithigs:
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: :blobpolice:
IdleLelouch: @ImoutoCrow be my waifu!
ImoutoCrow: :lolishock:
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: Don’t mind him @ImoutoCrow. He likes to confess to people with girl pfp. In fact, be my wife. I am loyal.
ImoutoCrow: @IdleLelouch :lolikissu:
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: …
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: What about me? Can I have a kiss too?
ImoutoCrow: :lolidisgusted:
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: :feelsadman: why no one wants me?
IdleLelouch: @TheGreatAlienPhoenix :kannamiddlefinger:
IdleLelouch: @ImoutoCrow does that mean you are my wife now?
GDamnMiku-chwan: Oh, so lulu has another wife. I see. That means I am free from the basement. :blobyay:
Stealz: Implying you were always inside his basement :kekw:
GDamnMiku-chwan: :blobnopls:
ImoutoCrow: :loliwhat:
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: @ImoutoCrow If you don’t want to be my wife, you can be my imouto. The siblings’ bond is unbreakable! You can’t refuse. :yandereface:
ImoutoCrow: :lolishock:
……
The next day.
ImoutoCrow: :konlulushark: shark! Shark!
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: Imouto! Pat me!
ImoutoCrow: @TheGreatAlienPhoenix :lolihug:
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: :blobmelted:
……
A few weeks later.
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: @ImoutoCrow pat me! I’m having a bad day :blobsad:
ImoutoCrow: :lolikiss:
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: :blobblush: Uh, I mean…. We can’t do that! We are siblings!
Stealz: …
BetaProtagonist: Sasuga Lolinix
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: I am not a lolicon! :blobfliptable:
…….
A few months later.
ImoutoCrow: :gawrgurashark: Shaak! Shaaak!
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: Imouto! Can I get something?
ImoutoCrow: :lolikissu:
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: :blobmelted:
Stealz: Definitely Lolinix…
BetaProtagonist: Lolinix…
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: We all know who the biggest lolicon is! :blobangry:
BetaProtagonist: You
TheGreatAlienPhoenix: It is you! :blobfliptable:
@alienix when is the next episode?
tomorrow. Btw, how did you get purple role if u don't have any story?
@alienix Oh, this isn't my main account, although, I'll start building up some weird story in this account and reach 20k next week, I am a busy man after all.
@HandsomeProtagonist well, can't mention fake purple cuz u don't have any story yet. In fact, why did I mention those people below me again? The characters in my story is 100% fictional
Guys, the characters in this story are fictional! They don't exist! Btw, I want to recommend you the fellow authors' works. Check these guys' stories!
@Glorious_Milfhunter @GDliZY @Steelz @KaiserBlak @LittleCrow @DubstheDuke @TypeAxiom @alienix
I forgot who else I put in this story. Hm, green as fook role doesn't get ping cuz green can't have stories
Aren't I green too
@Steelz U aren't pure green. U used to be purple too. Furthermore, you write stories
@alienix *sweats in delayed chapter*