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~ Posted by user Raizel69 ( 8/17/2132 )

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐔𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐍𝐎𝐖

—  I just killed your Origins you whiny b*tches! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH

@Humans @Demi-Humans

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— Start of the Call —

[ Yuki: Yo what's up.]

[ Satoshi: What's up? You are what's up. ]

[ Yuki: Huh? What do you mean? ]

[ Satoshi: What do you mean- MY ASS. I can literally see your dirty ass smug just from hearing your voice right now. Are you that happy bastard? ]

[ Yuki: Woah~ goddamn. We are going in today huh? Why are you so angry anyway, I didn't do much this time... right? ]

[ Satoshi: NOT MUCH!? You literally caused chaos within the entire server right now. If you have gone silent about it, it would have been somewhat fine, even though it is really not! But NOOOO. You just gotta flex you b*tch! ]

[ Yuki: Come on now old man, I can literally hear your blood pressure rising from here. You'll get a heart attack at this point. Calm down. ]

[ Satoshi: And who's fault do you think- *sigh* sh*t. I'll be bald soon for sure because of you alone. ]

[ Yuki: Bro, you just got married a couple of months ago, like any of that f*cking matters anymore. Stop whining about it. ]

[ Satoshi: *sigh* ]

[ Yuki: Besides, everything is fine. I got it all in the bag. No need to worry about me. ]

[ Satoshi: Fine? Do you call the situation where literally every player in the entire server wants to kill you fine? Yuki, this is not like the bounty situation where only a few selected individuals can hunt you. Right now, you're literally like a World enemy. The moment you go online, every player in existence will come looking for your ass.]

[ Yuki: Welp, sucks to be them... It's not like they can kill me anyway, can they? ]

[ Satoshi: *sigh~* Yuki, you gotta understand. As the person who's been watching you from the very beginning, I get it, trust me I do. You've proven your point. You're a strong player, really worth the title the strongest. But you gotta understand, there's no way you can fight an entire server all at once. You'll die. All the hard work that you did, that we did, will go to- ]

[ Yuki: Wait wait wait! Chotto f*cking matte. That's not what I mean. Fight them? Bro, I'm not that insane. I'm obviously, also, aware of that. ]

[ Satoshi: What? Then what did you mean by...? ]

[ Yuki: Did you forget? I'm currently in Niflheim. Hah~ not a single fly can even reach me here, let alone them. I literally built this place like a fortress. ]

[ Satoshi: Oh. Yeaaah~ about that... ]

[ Yuki: Wait, why do you sound like that? I don't like that. ]

[ Satoshi: ... In the next patch, we are going to release an item that can resist the fuckery that you did in that world. ]

[ Yuki: I f*cking knew it! Whenever you sound like that, it's always something bad. Not once it's something good. ]

[ Satoshi: Someone's not reading the patch updates that I sent you. ]

[ Yuki: I've been busy alright! ]

[ Satoshi: Really?? With what? ]

[ Yuki: You know... with life? ]

[ Satoshi: Which means nothing, cause you have no life. ]

[ Yuki: Really funny. Anyways what about this new item? What happened? Why? ]

[ Satoshi: Well... due to the tons of complaints and demands that we've been getting, especially now that you did all this brand new fuckery, the higher-ups finally decided to step up and take advantage of this whole situation to... I don't know, make more money I guess since the item that is going to be released is a Cash item. ]

[ Yuki: Damn... That's fucked up. ]

[ Satoshi: It's all your fault anyway. In any case, in my defense, I tried going against it but... can't do much. The majority wins, and the majority, unfortunately for you, is happily against you. ]

[ Yuki: *sigh~* Oh well. I guess it's still fine. It's just one thing anyway. I mean, you said resist, not immune, so even though they have that Cash Item, I'm pretty sure that they won't be able to come here fully scratch-free... right? ]

[ Satoshi: Yep. I mean, Canonically, it wouldn't make sense for us to create a cash item that can fully neutralize the effects of the World Items. That will just defeat the whole purpose of the World Items itself. ]

[ Yuki: Thought so, 'cause that'll be stupid. Well, If it's just dealing with the miasma, then it's still alright. Got me worried there for a second, not gonna lie. ]

[ Satoshi: But it doesn't change the fact that Players have ways to finally reach you. So, what's your plan now huh?]

[ Yuki: Well, they can reach me for all I care. But the big question here is, would they be able to survive to at least land some scratches on me? No, I don't think so. ]

[ Satoshi: *sigh~* Here we go again. Look, as I said earlier, there's no way- ]

[ Yuki: Stop! I get it already. But I'm not talking about myself. Like I said, the miasma? That's just one thing. There's also... wait, there's no way you forgot right? ]

[ Satoshi: Forgot what? ]

[ Yuki: *siiiiiighhhh~* You got Alzheimer's or what? You don't remember the little project that we did in Niflheim? Bruh, you literally helped me create HER. ]

[ Satoshi: Her? Oh *smack!* right! I almost forgot about that thing. ]

[ Yuki: I mean, yeah? Come on, how can you forget? ]

[ Satoshi: Right. Right. I mean it's been a year now since we did it, and unlike you who only play games, I have lots to worry about. I don't have enough time to remember such things. ]

[ Yuki: Wow. You are so harsh. ]

[ Satoshi: In any case, since THAT thing will be entering the big picture, then I guess I really don't have to worry about you anymore. I mean, that abomination is literally built for situations like this. ]

[ Yuki: Thank god you finally get it. ]

[ Satoshi: Hmm, I guess you really planned this out huh? You agitated everyone and then hole yourself up in Niflheim. They will surely come for you after the next patch with the new Cash item in hand but with HER standing beside you, the hunters will surely end up being farmed by you again. Gonna say I'm lowkey impressed. ]

[ Yuki: Hehe~ stop it. It's not that impressive. ]

[ Satoshi: Look at this b*tch. You do know that you still gave me one heck of a problem by doing all these shenanigans of yours right? Because of you, I gotta fix the brand new conflicts within the server... conflicts that YOU caused one way or another. ]

[ Yuki: I know what you're doing. Stop making me feel guilty. ]

[ Satoshi: I think I'll have to pull an overtime for this. *sigh* My wife's gonna kill me, and I even promised to go home early today. The lovely meals that I will miss too. ]

[ Yuki: ... ]

[ Satoshi: So, how does the criminal plead this time? Hmm? ]

[ Yuki: I plead... umm, Beer? ]

[ Satoshi: HMM... That alone is not going to cut this time man. ]

[ Yuki: Fine. I know a nearby Restaurant. They sell good meat. Wagyu on top of that. ]

[ Satoshi: I mean, that's fine but... You gotta consider my angry wife as well man. She'll be really angry this time and we got to think of- ]

[ Yuki: Argh~ fine fine. Say whatever you want you goddamn leach. ]

[ Satoshi: Well, if you say it like that then, I'm thinking of... dinner. A luxurious one. Something along the lines of Sukiyabashi. My wife dreamt of going there at least once in her life. I couldn't really take her there back then cause of how expensive-]

[ Yuki: If that's going to make you shut up then fine. ]

[ Satoshi: Really? It's on you, right? ]

[ Yuki: Yeah yeah~ ]

[ Satoshi: Alright then. See you tomorrow. ]

[ Yuki: Whatever. ]

[ Satoshi: Bye~ ]

— End of the Call —

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