So we have a guy who reincarnated into another world with his golden finger being his middle finger and his bullshiting nature. Actually, that sounds cool too write, let's make it a real story! 

"Um, I think you made too many stories."-My mind.

"What? I'm pretty sure some of them are finished."-Me.

"Excluding the one-shots, you have no finished stories and more than two deleted ones. In total, you have three stories, one of them being overdue."-My mind.

*Me looks down to see all of my story ideas* 

"Oh no."-Me.

"What's going on here!"-My mind's manager.

"Sir! Our workload has multiplied due to multiple thoughts of writing!"-My brain cell.

"It shouldn't be this bad!"-My mind's manager.

"We're trying to limit the number of ideas and stories, but it won't work!"My brain cell.

*WEE WEE WEE WEE sound effects*

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"Oh no the dam has broken!"-Random Braincell #1.

"We're all going to die!"-Random Braincell #2.

"I don't get paid enough to do all of this shit!"-Random Braincell #3.

"How the hell am I gonna write all of this?!"-Me.

"Just make another story."-My brain.

"What about you saying I made too much-"-Me.

"I'm getting bored with thinking what to write next in our stories!"-My brain.

"What about Apartment Life: we can do a lot with it!"-Me.

"We haven't thought of a good storyline yet."-My brain.

"Aren't we already progressing the plot recently!?-Me.

"Exactly."-My brain.

"Even so, we still need to make a good plan for it!"-Me.

"Nah."-My brain.

"You're right."-Me.

"Yay!"-My brain.

"But we're still not gonna do it."-Me.

"Oww."-My brain.

"I'm so bad at writing."-Me.

"Of course you are!"-My brain.

"I need so much help."-Me.

"Yeah!"-My brain.

"Give me some damn advice!"-Me.

"You need some."-My brain.

"You know what I'm going to procrastinate. Pretty sure I'll get better later on."-Me.

"Ok, I'm gonna enter the writing zone!"-Me. 

*Proceeds to write for a whole hour*

"I don't feel so good..."-My brain.

"AAAAAHHHHHH"-My body.

"Hmm, not enough progress."-Me.

"Save us!"-My brain.

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"-My body.

AGriamore

Gonna edit this later one day.

Me: Knowing damn well I won't. Uhhh.