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  • Red - It shoots off with confetti cannons and is the symbol of luck in the East. I never liked confetti, and the most common color is red (other than yellow). I find red unbearable. Unbelievable.
  • The Cold - I have a hard time believing that the people in the North are people at all.
  • Lollipops - White and pink and swirly, which looks nice. But they taste like cardboard and feel like syrup.
  • People who pass people without saying hello - Not to call out anyone, but I like to be acknowledged every once in a while.
  • Felines - Not small cats. Cats are pretty cool. I mean the big cats: the lions, the tigers, the bears cougars.
  • Bears - They aren’t felines.
  • Black (-outs? -night? both?)
  • People who think they can just come wherever they want to (just knock…)
  • Notebooks - Funny, but still. 
  • People who sneeze in public.
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