SAWYER | EMERSON
❝ Call me mama odie ❞
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"Thank you for calling Charlie's Books, where you request and we fulfill, this is Sawyer speaking how can I help you?"
"Knock Knock?"
"No, we're not doing this"
"Knock Knock?"
"Absolutely not, just order a damn book already"
"Geez Sawyer, you're no fun"
"Is that supposed to hurt me?"
"Tough cookie I see"
"So which book?"
"Your book"
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Give me your handbook so I can know which Sawyer to expect when I call"
"...."
"like will I be talking to a sarcastic sawyer or will I be talking to a bitchy one, the world will never know"
"Did you just call me a-"
"No, I said bitchy"
"That's literally the same thing"
"I'll order the Sawyer handbook 101"
"What do you want from me?"
"A friend maybe?"
"What if I don't want to be your friend?"
"Then I'll be hurt"
"And I'll care because"
"....you really know how to dismiss one's feelings huh?"
"I've been told yes"
"You got a boyfriend Sawyer?"
"Cute how you assume I'm straight"
"So you're..."
"Uh-huh keep going"
"If you're not straight then you're...."
"Oh for Pete's sake I like girls"
"Touché"
"Wait but I thought you said..."
"I do, well I had we broke up"
"Why?"
"Not really my style"
"What does that even mean?"
"Are you a blonde?"
"No why?"
"No reason, anyway I just wasn't feeling him anymore or any guy really."
"Men are trash"
"Exactly why I'm moving forward in life"
"You could do better"
"How would you know"
"I have a gut feeling"
"What are you a psychic now?"
"Call me mama odie"
"Hahaha you're so funny"
"....."
"Did you pick up on the sarcasm?"
dial tone
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I am on a roll lmao