Nice to meet you guys,my name is Tanaka Ichirou but please call me Tanaka.I'm now 14 years old and i'm in the middle of monologuing inside my head,right now i'm running away from a zombie stampede while carrying a blonde little girl.Let me say something first I'M NOT A LOLICON!!!.To know what happened we need to reverse the time to this morning.
10th January 2020.I'm currently at the shopping mall to buy my supplies for school,after I finished buying the supplies,I coincidentally met some friend from school so I decided to get something to drink at the cafe,then we have small talk for a short time then one of my friend Suzuki said
"do you guys know about the meteorite that crashed at the mountain behind the school?"
when Suzuki talked about the meteor I remembered watching the tv and the reporter said multiple meteor has crashed to earth and I didn't even realize that one of the meteorite is actually pretty near at my town,then my other friend Arata said
"yup I know about it,why?"
Suzuki then asked me about the same thing so i replied
"nope,I don't know a single thing I just know about the meteor in the news"
then I kept on talking while making jokes
"please The Great Suzuki-Sama please bestow this ignorant one knowledge about the meteor"(in a joking manner)
Suzuki then said "Hahaha,well my friend this Great Suzuki-Sama shall tell you all about it!!"while fixing his glasses
Arata then said "you guys quit making a ruckus you guys aren't a kid anymore"with a serious tone
Then I said "we are still middle-schooler isn't it fine if we behave like kid sometimes" then Suzuki back me up with
"that's right tell him more"
Arata then said "I give up,I can't win against both of you"
then all 3 of us started snickering then the snickers became laughter without any of us noticed we already laughed out loud,suddenly our laughter stopped at the sound of the sirens which said the following
"for the resident of Kobayashi town we need you guys to stay locked at home and never go out the Zombie are here!!!"
After we heard the announcement the 3 of us hurriedly get our things and I said
"You guys,we shall continue this at home so try not to be a zombie"(in a serious but joking tone)
then all of us get out from the mall and sprinted to our houses ,then we splitted on our own ways,on the way to my house i saw a little girl crying on the side of the street then I approached her then asked
"kid where are your parent?"
but the girl are still crying so I need to use my secret weapon,the legendary [Lollipop] (the weapon that can make any kid stop crying)
when I gave the candy to the girl then she stopped crying then she said
"mommy and daddy goes to that way earlier,mommy told me to stay here but mommy and daddy is late"(she said this while sobbing).
I'm currently in a dillemma,do I help this kid that I don't even know or should I just save myself,after thinking for a short while I decided,so I asked the girl
"kid do you want to search for your parent?"
the girl didn't answer me but she nodded her head.I then put the girl on my shoulder and started to search for her parent,in just half an hour I found her parent then I gave her back to the parent when I was about to leave she said
"Hey kind big brother my name is Suzuha what's yours?" then I replied with
"My name is Tanaka,nice to meet you Suzuha-Chan"
.then I start going back to my house again when a problem suddenly arose in front of me a blonde haired little girl started crying at the side of the street there I thought to myself "this is my most unlucky day"
I then approached the girl the I asked "Hey Kid are you lost?" then she said with an angry tone
"I'm not a kid i'm already 14 and who are you? Are you the lolicon that has been popular around recently?".I then said with an angry tone
"I'M NOT A LOLICON!!! Is showing some sympathy to someone that is lost make someone a lolicon if so then the world will be full of lolicon right now"while we're arguing right here I heard a noise when I looked at the side I could see multiple zombie dashing across the street to where I am so I grabbed that loli and run away from there,the girl said
"what happened? are you finally showing your true colour?" then she screamed "Help,Anyone please help me I'm being kidnapped by a lolicon right here"
(back to the main story)
Then I said "how many times do I need to say it I'm not A lolicon and don't you see the zombies behind me" when the girl looked at behind me her face was full of fear and she said "hey you step that leg faster they're catching up!!"
"easier than said,right now i'm even using my family secret technique!!"(Nigerundayoooo!) when I looked like out of energy suddenly a truck driver drove his truck near us and said
"you guys look like you're in trouble,want to hitch a ride?"
(๑-﹏-๑) sleepy
If there are some mistakes please tell me i'm writing this on 12 p.m
If there are some mistakes please tell me i'm writing this on 12 p.m
Well, don't mind if I do. I'm not going to quote every problem if that's what you were expecting.
Let's see, the lolicon thing. Tanaka is a middle school student, so he can't be a lolicon and don't give me that crap about difference between pedophile, lolicon, and shotacon.
Everyone is acting like they read the synopsis and kind of underestimate the situation.
You're not good at writing conversation, it feels stiff and it feels like seeing someone talking to a mirror so they could practice in their conversation skill. That someone is the writer, by the way.
You didn't take the time to explain the situation and how this is bad for everyone in this world.
It's not like everyone know what a zombie is, but some of those who DO know should be shocked to their core.
Your attempt at comedy is cute, but it takes more than a lolicon joke and JoJo reference to make something funny. I don't know what make something funny, if you are wondering.
Judging by the conversation, the meteor is fairly new, like yesterday kind of new, right? There must be some people with hazmat suit going there to check, right?
Ftom the synopsis, I concluded that symptom doesn't appear until some time, so how is there a zombie already if the meteor has just arrived?
God, that was A LOT, and I still think that I missed something! EDIT THIS CHAPTER USING THE COMPLAIN I GAVE YOU AS REFERENCE
Is everyone kind of numb to stupid logic in stories here?
We can easily see that you write in anime style. Its only in anime that you can see some reaction like "I'M NOT A LOLICON !!!" And a loli who thought she is kidnapped by a lolicon.
Lolicon and pedophile are different. Lolicon likes loli but anime loli. They won't try to f*ck a loli but just protect them. But a pedophile wants to f*ck real loli.
Short story, a lolicon will protect lolis, and pedophile will f*ck lolis
Hahah A new strategy that truck Kun develop XD ferrying the truck of death!
Truck-Kun is a nice guy here