Hello meepman here

Right now I am walking along the roads of generic roads

Why you ask? well caus... wait you're not asking? Sorry my bad, anyways I am walking along the road cause I'm going home

Well since you are not asking again, I won't answer why I am going home but I'm really happy that i'm skipping in joy since my birthday is today and I heard that my parents bought me Aphone LXIX

You know I have long longed longest to have an Aphone LXIX. I always nag them to buy me one since the time I lost my last Aphone.

My parents told me to choose other phones but my friends told me that other phone are for peasants. Mommy and Daddy said that I should stop letting my friends keep them, seriously my friends just want to protect my Aphone. Mommy and Daddy just hates my bros

Especially Daddy, he always told me "bros before hoes". I seriously don't get his humor even when we are talking about friends he jokes around MiniCrap.

Mommy as well, she always says Aphone always breaks. She seriously don't get that the Aphone is just taking a break. Even the Help Centres that called me said that I just need the credit card details of mom so I can use it again.

Well this is just a mess, really. I heard from others that I'm the best cupid. My family just felt insecure that they are saying I am stoopid.

Well do you really want to know if you are stupid?

who dat?

Well it is me, Narrator

Narrator who?

The Narrator

Who?

Ugh, I'm the freaking Narrator who can dictate what happens to you

Then can you make me a wish fulfillment isekai?

Ew, no way I am already tired of them

Then you don't convince me that you are the real Narrator

Listen here you *family friendly content*, I would like to let you know that I can make you gone even if you are the main character

Then why don't you?

*mutters* This is main reason I narrated your stupidity *mutters* I won't since I decide not to but if you insist then I will make a wish fulfillment isekai. Just sign in this 'Terms and Conditions' so there will be no complaints

Why would I sign? Couldn't you just narrate it?

No complaints

Ok *signs*

Now then according to the agreement...

• You will work with the narrator in making the isekai
• The author will dictate in what will happen to you
• The wish fulfillment should fulfill the author

If you don't fulfill this conditions, this novel will be dropped and you will be gone along with it

Wait, that is not what we talked about!

Well you didn't read the 'Terms and Conditions' considering it so short *mutters* He is so stupid he didn't properly read the contract even if it so short, I knew calling it 'Terms and Conditions' will fool him *mutters*

Well since you have just signed it, its time for us to go

Wait no no no no no atleast let me delete my 1gb storage of catgirl picture

No, now don't be a stubborn kid and let us go to the next chapter

Noooooooo