GaLm: God Dammit Ze! Stop throwing your items at me!

Ze: Sorry! That’s how you play the game!

Chilled: That’s a lot of shit going on back there.

GaLm: I was hit with SIX fucking red shells!

Chilled: Sounds like a lot of pain.

GaLm: Here! Have some of my pain.

Chilled: Ouch! What the fuck!?!

GaLm: That’s what you get.

Chilled: For what?

GaLm: No! Ze!

Ze: Now I’m in second.

Smarty: God Dammit!

Ze: Yes! I finished!

GaLm: Wha-a? I got fourth!?!

Chilled: Ha! I managed to take the shortcut with a mushroom.

Smarty: Okay guys, I’m done.

Tom: Smarty got the quadfecta again.

Chilled: And Tom wins again. Do you even have fun, Tom?

Tom: Yeah! This game was ... fun.

 

Meanwhile in a different country …

 

Vik: Was that Josh? Did he just shoot my tires?

Josh: No. That was Tobi.

Tobi: Fuck off.

Simon: It was definitely Josh.

Josh: It was Ethan!

Ethan: What? If you look at my video, you can see it wasn’t me.

Josh: No, come to my video, I didn’t shoot him.

Simon: Josh. Stop! You’re shooting my tires! It’s Josh.

Tobi: It is Josh, I beg.

Ethan: Doesn’t matter anymore, I got first.

Simon: I got second.

Vik: I got disconnected.

Josh: *Laughs* What? What place is disconnected?

Vik: My game is not working anymore.

Ethan: Guess you’re out of the playlist.

Simon: Vik raged so hard, he quit the game.

Vik: I didn’t, though. I’m still in, on my screen.

Josh: There goes your content. Just go play Fortnite with Wizz.

Vik: My screen just turned black. What the fuck?

Simon: The race is starting.

Vik: Wait for me. Invite me, Josh.

Josh: I can’t. *Laughs* The game wont let me.

Simon: Josh. It was funny once.

Josh: I’m not lying. The game wont let me invite him.

Vik: Are you guys messaging me?

Simon: No? What are you on about, Vik? We’re in the call with you.

Vik: I’m getting messages from your in-game usernames.

Josh: Probably fake accounts.

Simon: Just join us already, Vik.

Josh: Vik? Did he just leave?

Simon: He’s no longer in the call.

Tobi: Go check his room.

Josh: Simon?

Simon: Me? *sighs* Fine.

Tobi: Better hurry. Dinner’s in twenty for me.

Tobi: Simon?

Josh: It shouldn’t take that long.

Tobi: Did Simon just cut out?

Ethan: Come on guys, this isn’t funny.

Tobi: Yeah. What gives?

Ethan: Josh, are you pranking us?

Josh: No. I have no idea what’s going on.

Tobi: Did I just hear another disconnecting sound?

Tobi: Who was that? Who just left?

Josh: Ethan.

Tobi: Where did everyone go?

Josh: I don’t know and I don’t like what’s coming next.

Josh: Tobi? Tobi! I’m by myself.

 

Back to the Derp Crew …

 

Ze: Bye Smarty!

Chilled: Wow, he disconnected so fast.

Ze: Shellshock, anyone?

Chilled: Sure. I’ll get it started.

Ze: Tom, are you going to play?

Tom: Probably not. I need to set up for my next stream.

Tom: I’ll stay in the call for a while longer though.

Chilled: Join the game, guys.

Ze: *Laughs* Why is the game called “Come Join 900 HP”?

Chilled: It’s not possible, but I figured it will attract people to join.

GaLm: Did Tom disconnect from the call?

Chilled: He did. Didn’t he say he was staying?

GaLm: Maybe he’s preparing for his next stream on mute.

Ze: But why did he leave the discord call?

GaLm: That’s weird. Smarty left. Tom disconnected.

Chilled: What is going on here?

Chilled: Who was that? Who just left? GaLm? Ze?

GaLm: I’m still here.

Chilled: Ze? Ze! Where did Ze go?

GaLm: He disconnected from discord and steam.

Chilled: What is going on here?

GaLm: I don’t know.

Chilled: GaLm? GaLm! I’m by myself.