(AN: oh shit I forgot what I was gonna write for this chappie)

So I went and ascended realms which was cool and all, but then I realized that I lost all my power. 

I was a weakling again. Shame, but whatevs.

I was in a forest and I decided to look for food to eat. Since you know if you dont eat you die lol

Anyways I found some nuts but I wasn’t gay so I didn’t eat them (geddit? nut hehe)

So I kept looking and eventually I found some peaches which I ate since they look like asses and I eat lots of girls’ asses hehe.

It wasn’t enough for me so I went and looked for more food.

But then a big wolf came to me and was like “grr” and I was like “food”

so I went up to it and smiled and since it was a female wolf it let me eat her out literally haha

Since I was super hot ikr

Anyways it was about time to look for other humans cuz I can’t stay in the wilderness forever, yeah?

I started walking in the forest and all and I eventually found a river. I knew that rivers lead to humans since humans like living near water cuz you know humans need water to live lol

There were many fishes in the river so I caught one and roasted it over a stick

It smelled really good and sexy.

I ate it really fast since it was really tasty

But then… someone appeared!

To be continued.

(AN: You guys are gonna be surprised at who appears !!!! just wait for next chapter, its gonna be so good I promise u guys)