"Hey, hey, have you heard about the seven mysteries of this school?"

"Yes. I have."

"Oh." Said the 12th girl from this morning who has asked me the exact same question. She just went to another girl and repeated her question.

"Hey hey, have you heard about the seven mysteries of this school?"

"Heyyy~~~~~~~. What could you be talking about???"

"You see, this school has 7 mysteries.."

So, yeah. Here I am. In a classroom. With uniform. And, well, we found out where the school life tag is. Its..somewhere. Like, I know where it is, but it's too long so I'll let someone else do that.

"Hey, can you tell me about that 7 mysteries?" I said to no one in particular, just plain air. Soon enough a girl did answered me.

"You see, this school has 7 mysteries. A senior told me about this.

First, if you drop a pink bear shaped key chain at the intersection gymnasium and infirmary, it will disappear.

Second, At night, 12 AM, you can see a witch dancing and laughing in dance room.

Third, the skeleton in science room walks at night.

Fourth, a piano appears at the music room.

Fifth, confessions under the cherry tree always come true

Sixth, at night, mermaids swim in the school swimming pool

Seventh, if someone sees all 6 of the mysteries, a shiny plate appears in front of him."

"I see, could you repeat it?"

"Ha? Uh..sure.

You see, this school has 7 mysteries. A senior told me about this.

First, if you drop a pink bear shaped key chain at the intersection gymnasium and infirmary, it will disappear.

Second, At night, 12 AM, you can see a witch dancing and laughing in dance room.

Third, the skeleton in science room walks at night.

Fourth, a piano appears at the music room.

Fifth, confessions under the cherry tree always come true

Sixth, at night, mermaids swim in the school swimming pool

Seventh, if someone sees all 6 of the mysteries, a shiny plate appears in front of him."

"Ohhhh. I see. Again please."

"What?!"

"Please."

"You see, this school has 7 mysteries. A senior told me about this.

First, if you drop a pink bear shaped key chain at the intersection gymnasium and infirmary, it will disappear.

Second, At night, 12 AM, you can see a witch dancing and laughing in dance room.

Third, the skeleton in science room walks at night.

Fourth, a piano appears at the music room.

Fifth, confessions under the cherry tree always come true

Sixth, at night, mermaids swim in the school swimming pool

Seventh, if someone sees all 6 of the mysteries, a shiny plate appears in front of him."

"Yeah, I wasn't paying attention. Again."

"You see, this school has 7 mysteries. A senior told me about this.

First, if you drop a pink bear shaped key chain at the intersection gymnasium and infirmary, it will disappear.

Second, At night, 12 AM, you can see a witch dancing and laughing in dance room.

Third, the skeleton in science room walks at night.

Fourth, a piano appears at the music room.

Fifth, confessions under the cherry tree always come true

Sixth, at night, mermaids swim in the school swimming pool

Seventh, if someone sees all 6 of the mysteries, a shiny plate appears in front of him."

"Now in reverse."

"....whaaaaawhahaaa. Sensei! The transfer student is bullying me!"

"Hehe."

Ok, so back to whatever it was. 

The first is probably just a student stealing and then selling them. 

The second is..why is it so hard for these people to imagine that someone might be practicing late!

Oh, god.

Like, imagine how that person would feel. They already have a self esteem low enough to practice alone at night and now others call them a witch.

Actually, I wonder how do these rumours spread actually?

"Hey, AI. Do you know how to spread rumours?"

"Hmmm. No, actually, MC chan. All the books I have read just write 'rumours were spread'."

"I see...Hey, you, girl."

"Yes?" Answered a random girl.

"Do you know that there exist an 8th mystery?"

"He~~~~~~~~ do tell, do tell!"

"The mystery is, that if you kiss a boy, it will taste like lemons."

"Ahhhhhhh, amazing! I never knew that. Say, where did you learn that?"

"A senior told me."

"Amazing! You really have such good relationships with seniors!"

"Not only that. Do you want to know where that senior learn about it?"

"Where? Where? Hey, tell me!"

"He learnt it at a random online forum."

"Whoa~~~~~. Hey, I am gonna tell my friends, okay?"

"Yeah, bye."

This world is doomed.

Well, atleast boys will now get free kisses.

Unless you are not hot. Then you will just suffer seeing your friends getting all the girls.

"I am pretty sure someone out there has written a book on that concept, but you are evil, MC chan."

"I really am, huh. Gotta do something to keep the boredom out."

Okay, so coming back.

The third, again, nerds doing experiments.

Fourth...what's wrong with that? I mean, a piano appears? That's it? 

Fifth, sounds like church propaganda.

Sixth, nerd doing nerdy thing. Damn them nerds are making everything so complicated! Just be simple like the smut universe was!

Seventh. If I know God well, I know that he lacks the ability to actually make a multi layered story with twists or anything like that, so that plate has to be the tag.

So, we can do the cherry thing write now.

"Sensei, may I go to washroom?"

"Its only a bit till lunchtime, can you hold it in?"

"I'll report you to principal's."

"Yeah, figured. Just go, why even bother asking."

"Thank you~~~, I'll be taking AI with me."

I could also use those italic letters to take me here, but I wanted to do that thing again, the thing I did in psychological tag.

So, we are at the cherry tre, which for some reason..is freakingly packed with people! There is a crowd of about hundreds flocked around the tree, sitting on bed sheets with a basket and a bottle of liquor on the side.

Wait, this is a school right?

Why are there so many drunk adults here!?

"Yohhh, little girl." Stood up a middle age man from his, what seemed like a picnic spot.

"So, you are here too, to see the blossoms? Hehe, well, too bad, little girl. You have entered the adult world, and here, you have to fight the adult ways. We don't care who you are, no one of us is going to let go of this good spot. You would have to fight for it."

"Quite a long speech for a supposedly drunk man, but fine. Let's just, go for it."