{Hello, i am Deadpool}

"Guraaah!"

"Gruuuuoooohhh!!"

*swish**swish

{Oopsies. I'm sorry about that interruption, let me start again. Hello again, i'm deadpool. Wait, i already told you that, anyway hi! I guess?}

{Where to start? Hmmm? Hmmmmm???

{Well, right now i'm slaughtering this weird creatures called, goblins and kobold, they are really weird. 'Cause when i cut them, they bleed. But if i kill them swiftly they just dissipitate like water being seep by a dry land, and they left some crystals? Violet rocks? Idk i'm color blind. Ummm i'm taking a break after killing some monsters, in this weird hole called dungeon. Why weird? 'Cause there is no smell in this place! Why is that? Do i have problems in my senses? Blood suppose to be stinky right? Why can't i smell it? Haaa~ really weird.}

{Let me introduce my self more to my fans. I'm ******* eigh... what the fuck?! Why can't i say my name?!}

[Rules honey]

{Owwwwwkaaayyy... weird rule... anyway thanks Naomi!}

[No matter, just know that i am the best system, right? H-O-N-E-Y~]

{Y-yeah you're the best! Let's talk later Naomi,i'm monolouging here.}

*whispering voice* {creepy, right?}

[...]

{Let's restart, shall we? I'm blank, call me deadpool now. Just call me Ryan, and... i have been reincarnated at Danmachi!}

[*Pop* Congratulations! Ryan honey~.]

{Hehe... thanks Naomi. So sweet as always. Anyway, i died thou. My life has been sad, but atleast i can enjoy beautiful girls in this world hehe... Anyway i modified my suit so that i can be comfortable even if i have a boner. Any way back to the topic. Shall we? I'm always getting side tracked.}

{I'm a kid, my life is norm, i like reading fanfictions too! Well that's my past time last life. I like anime too, that is where it all started... passing my time while watching.... yeah good old times.}

{But i don't like the tandem of SOL + Harem. I liked it when the first time i watch something like that but, who in the right mind make someone go to that pain because of the plot, like come on! Harem is not an option in that animes. Just who in the right mind want to see you're favorite heroine cry like a baby because she doesn't have the plot armor. GODDAMNIT! huooo... chill~}

{Ok! No i'm better! Let's continue, so after that i watch other genre but i still watch slice of life but if there is no harem only. I like the idea of Harem, who doesn't? And i am virgin too so that is my only dream that time, so i research and found isekai, yeeah~ isekai is the only genre i can have Harem, first it's legal and second it's legal. Hehe... I like it when my favorite heroine is happy, i feel like my heart will jump from my chest. So after that i am only interested on isekai.}

{What? Where do i live? Well my home town is ***********. Eh? Dp? Is it invalid too? No kid i just didn't say it cause I FUCKING HATE THAT PLACE!}

[Ehhh~ you really hate that place huh honey~]

{Yeah. I FUCKING HATE IT THEY LET MY MOM DIE BECAUSE OF THAT CORRUPT BITCHES!}

[Woah... chill Ryan... It's in the past continue monolouging]

{Houuu... yeah, thanks Omie.}

[You're temper is really bad honey.]

{Yeah, we'll handle it later. Anyway my mom died when i'm 18, cause of a heart failure, my Obaa-chan said who is a doctor, that it will be handled if she had been admitted earlier. But... fuck famous peoples, tha hospital accomodated them first. So yeah, houuu... i'm as calm as a sea... houu... i have Naomi now... houuuu... OKAY! Let's continue! So because of that, i stopped studying, cause my big brother, who is my only sibling, is in his fourth year in studying pharmacy. So i sacrificed my study then work.

{Hey, Deadpool. Where is you're father? He's working but he's old and weak so he is just working as a cook at a resto, it's not a exclusive restaurant it's just a ramen stand. So i decided to help him with our needs.

{I'm really hardworking. I climb the ladder at the food chain, anf i will tell you the fruit is really sweet. My bro graduated pharmacy. And he was a summa cum laude! I don't really know what that means. Cause i'm dumb and my brother is smart, and that is also a factor why i didn't continue studying. I just felt that it will be better if i just work because i'm a hard worker but i am stupid so yeah. 

{When i was 19 turning 20 after 3 months thats when my whole life changed. I'm going back home it's 9:30 pm still early for me, we will celebrate my brothers ace in the bar exam, for those who don't know after you graduate pharmacy you still need to take test or bar exam to get a license. Why did we celebrating my brothers ace? 'Cause it's fucking awesome! Ace? Bar exam? It's impossible! Well from my perspective, but that's not the deal. After my brother knew he was the first of all bar examinees, he received multiple offers from all the pharmacy that i knew, the only thought that i think about is 'we're going to be rich!' Hehe... i'm just daydreaming that night, i thought of how much will my brother give me, i hope we will have new house, etc. etc. Then after that i just heard a truck}

{Baam! Right thru my kokoro, just kidding'. But i will tell you, the pain is not a joke.}

{After that i gained back my consiousness.}

{I'm in a black world, place? Don't really know. But i knew i was dead, i die because of that dumb truck}

{I'm not really angry. My brother had finished his study so he can help old man. Why care about it? Yeah i love them dearly but i'm dead, i don't regret it, i don't have girlfriend to care about, not aven kids because where can i get those? I'm content, i may say. No just kidding i cried because i died virgin. After my moment with my self i started observing my sorrounding. I thought it's cool i can swim here, when i think about light, suddenly there is a flaslight appeared right infront of me, i thought it's cool, and weird. But... who cares?! Atleast i'm not bored.}

{I didn't count, but maybe a year? I stat there for maybe a year. I have a house there. I have a t.v. but it's worthless cause there is not channels, or signal, it's just the box thing that bouncing at the t.v. I counted how many it hit the corner, and the nuber is only 9 the fuck men... But Deadpool, why did you count the box thingy instead of your stay there? Idk, i forgot?}

{Then while im on a couch waiting for the box thingy to hit the corner, the ring at my house rang and the box hit the corner, i was so happy it hitted the corner! It hitted the corner like last week! After that i answered the door}

"Coming!"

{And then after that that where the whole change happened.}

[Wow... you're so cool Honey!]

{Hehe... you're flattering me too much Naomi.}

/end of chapter/

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thanks for reading! I don't own anything that i will use in this ff even my OC will bw like DP or DeadPool, 

{} this is for his monolouge because DP liked to monolouge, [] and that is for system or Naomi, idk if i will continue the perspective but let's see. Bye for now