Translator: Midori

Proofreader: Jesse

 

The last person to come up and ask a question was also a girl. To select up to twenty people is still considered quite a few people; however, not even one of those people were a male.

This is just a normal occurrence because ninety nine percent of the fans of the samas in the CV world are all girls.

Maybe she was the last one in the queue so she had time to mentally prepare herself, she first expressed her excitement and admiration to Clear Sky, then she slowly said: "According to everyone's posts in the public screen, I will ask this question on everyone's behalf. Clear Sky-sama, what is your criteria in choosing a wife?"

Wu Ming heard this and his heart felt all fluttery, a wife criteria?

Clear Sky tilted his head to give it some thought and finally said: "I have never thought about this before, so being asked this so suddenly it's a bit..."

He paused then continued: "I think if I have to pick a criteria then I would want the person to be understanding, a bit kind and gentle...Well, we can't really be certain when it comes to feelings, what if it is love at first sight."

All the fans in the channel were acting as if they had been injected with chicken blood[1] as they constantly spammed the chat channel saying they wanted to help sama find his significant other.

Qing Ming suddenly said at this time: "And must be a male too."

Everyone laughed loudly, Clear Sky even chimed in: "Do we even need to say it, everyone knows that already."

Maybe this would make some girls feel disappointed or sad, but Clear Sky had openly stated his sexual orientation long ago; moreover, it is hard to find a straight man in this CV world and that is not something new. Therefore everyone could only send their blessings---

【Happy Birthday Clear Sky-sama; we all wish you will be able to find your gentle and understanding uke soon!】

No one knew who posted this sentence, but everyone started to repeatedly spam the chat with it; soon the public chat was filled with this sentence.

Qin Kong felt all sweet and fluffy inside, even though normally these girls are a bit naughty, they are in fact very considerate and kind fans. This made him very happy and he felt like being immersed in a honeypot, getting all dizzy from the sweet heaven.

He laughed hehe: "Thank you everyone, the fortune teller said that Hong Luan star[2] is on my side this year, so I will meet my fated partner."

"Alright, I'll sing for you." The background music started to play.

Wu Ming pouted: "If Sama found his uke, then he would not have time to sing everyday with everyone on the channel and the time used for voice recording would also be less..."

Therefore, he held up his tea cup and sighed.

Next, the other CV guests took a turn to sing for everyone.

Clear Sky felt very grateful that so many people came to celebrate his birthday, as he was singing he could not help but to choke out: "When other people said bad things about me, I was very unhappy; there was a time that I wanted to leave this CV world for good. I did not do anything wrong, yet so many people hated me that much. Then I thought about how there are other people who like me and support me, I felt that I could surpass anything with your support. Anyhow, thank you everyone for giving me the strength."

It was a rare sight for the fans to see Clear Sky becoming like this, usually Clear Sky would show an indifferent outlook regarding all those bad rumors and gossip; they did not expect that such things could affect him this much.

Everyone started to comfort him as the public chat quickly got spammed non-stop.

Wu Ming sniffled his nose as he mumbled to himself in a very low tone that only he could hear: "I will always like you."

His eyes got a little moist, then he typed a message in the public chat screen---

No Name in the Name: Strength is to be given to each other, also thank you for giving me strength.

Clear Sky glanced over and saw those words from No Name, then said: "No Name is right, strength is to be given to each other, hehe, this saying has touched my heart; Miss No Name, I'll send you a postcard too."

Wu Ming was surprised, a postcard?

Everyone started to express their jealousy and envy, then they spammed the chat box with the message, I also want one too.

Clear Sky said: "I'm quite familiar with this Miss No Name, normally she would reply to every of my weibo statuses, so that's why I want to send her a postcard. Don't worry, everyone will have your chance at a later time."

So my ID is really that familiar? Wu Ming was a bit hesitant, he really wanted the postcard, but...

The administrator allowed No Name's mic to activate, indicating this miss could say a few words.

Even though the green light lit up indicating the person is on the air, there was no sound.

"Ey? Is there a problem with the mic?" Clear Sky said, "This miss, please go ahead and say anything you want."

Wu Ming's mouth was gaping open, but he couldn't produce a sound.

Before there were some girls that had encountered some technical problems, so the administrator only asked for their ID and information to send the postcard.

Clear Sky said: "In this case, I will have to have you send your address to Yellow Horse (the administrator of the channel), I can only regretfully take you down---"

"Happy Birthday!"

Wu Ming saw that he was about to be taken down, so he anxiously shouted those words and then hurriedly clicked on the mute mic button.

He bowed down his head to cover his face, as the blood rushed to his face and his heart began to thump rapidly.

Clear Sky heard the birthday wish and started to get sluggish: "...? Who is talking?"

All the fans in the channel got =口=, they did not see it wrong, it was...No Name...girl?

The administrator who turned on his mic embarrassedly cleared his throat, looks like he had also gotten a scare: "Uh, earlier that was No Name speaking...did not expect it was a boy!"

Clear Sky felt a little 囧, earlier he kept on calling the other "Miss" here and "Miss" there, so embarrassing; he finally collected himself and said: "Oh oh, this No Name miss...No no, I didn't mean to, No Name is actually a man, pff!"

The chat channel was immediately spammed with hahahaha.

"Don't laugh! I'm sorry, is my apology not enough?" Clear Sky did not care whether the other person saw him or not, he put on a serious face and sternly said: "I'm sorry and thank you for your blessing!"

Wu Ming's face was still very red, but his heartbeat had slowed down. He did not think that he could be that bold, fortunately he only said two words; so the other person would not recognize his voice as the neighbor.

There was nothing wrong with Clear Sky's assumption that he is a girl, after all most of his fans are girls and that is an established preconceived impression. For others, a man suddenly appearing among the fans was a surprise to them.

To have a man among the fans is a small episode in today's event and Clear Sky got particularly happy about it, since he was in such a good mood he began to sing a few high note songs.

Therefore the channel began their daily joke as they started to spam: "It's already this late, watch out the pregnant woman next door will come knock on your door!"

Clear Sky hummed a grunt: "I'm singing for all of you, yet you guys aren't being grateful!"

As for the "pregnant woman" next door --- right now Wu Ming's mind was a twisted and tangled mess, he was having trouble with the postcard thing.

It was a lie to say he didn't want it. He had been Qin Kong's neighbor for so long, yet they weren't that familiar with each other; well they are a bit more than friends, but then again they aren't that friendly either. No matter what excuse he used, it is impossible to "get" a signed postcard from Qin Kong, right? Moreover, the signature will be of "Clear Sky", not Qin Kong.

He really could not walk over, knock on the other man's door and say: "Hi, Clear Sky-sama, please just directly hand the postcard to me!"

He listened to the singing voice coming from the other room, he took in a deep breath and then typed in an address to the Yellow Horse.

As for choosing an address, Wu Ming considered that for a long time.

Obviously, he could not have it sent to his home; he did not even dare to think of doing that.

It was not okay to have it sent to his company because Qin Kong probably knows or has an idea where he works.

Finally, he had no other choice but to type in the address of a colleague's home.

Wu Ming pouted as he thought about his situation: Cannot receive the signed postcard first hand and then having to explain to the colleague about it, very unhappy.

Notes:

[1] Chicken blood injection - it's an old chinese practice, where a rooster's blood was injected into the human body with the belief that it would make them stronger and become more energetic. This practise was banned and is no longer used, but people nowaday use the saying "injected with chicken blood" to describe someone that is too hyper, energetic, or being too enthusiastic about something.

[2] Hong Luan star - romance star.