Woof! Woof! Woof!

Awooooooooooooo!

Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!

Bow wow! Bow wow!

Awakened by the countless dogs, Eli woke up.

"I swear to God. I'm gonna butcher those dogs." This would be his 173rd time saying this.

Eli got up and ate breakfast. He washed up. Brushed his teeth. Wore fashionable clothes. Then went back to bed. It was a weekend and he had no plans.

He brought out his phone and proceeded to read novels off of the internet. He broke his console yesterday.

...

After a day of hard work, Eli took his well-earned sleep.