Story 3 Extra-Skits
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*Living together*

Yue: Dad! Wake up!

Ming Yu: Zzz

The deep sleeper Ming Yu wasn't waking up.

Yue: *sigh*, he carried the man up to his shoulder.

Xin: Yue, there's something. .  .

A beast was lurking around the house so he put Ming Yu down to lean on the pillar.

-killed.

Xin: Yue, fish.

Yue stared at the 'still-sleeping-Ming Yu-despite-all-the-ruckus' and picked him up over his shoulder again.

Yue: Let's go catch some fish.

Xin: Yue, some herbs.

Yue: *puts down their sleeping Dad*

Xin: We need firewood.

Yue: *picks up their sleeping Dad*

Xin: Mother Yu and the Cubs. . .

Yue: *puts down their sleeping Dad*

Ming Yu: Zzz.

This was Ming Yu's comfortable life as a happy on-the-go 24/7 protected high quality sack of meat.

*^*^*^*^*^*^* lol

*Admin at work*

Main Boss: Admin. These reports are boring. Are these all?

[Admin: I keep f*cking telling you they are!]

Of course he took out the XXX PAPAPA scenes and hid the fact that the male protagonist chose a hard stick over soft peaches.

Main Boss: But there's no material! It's boring! No fun at all! (︶︹︺)

[Admin: M*therf*cker we're playing with a life here!]

Main Boss: So I skimmed through his novels so why not choose this for the next one?

[Admin: "..."]

[Admin: Are you f*cking kidding me?]

Main Boss: Isn't this exciting!? STIMULATING!? (╯✧▽✧)╯

[Admin: You *sshole!!! Madam do you agree to this!?(ノ°益°)ノ]

Madam Beauty : As long as I can make more handsome alphas I got no problems. (°ε° )

[Admin: The rest of you!?]

Higher up 1,2,3,4 and the rest all looked away. (→_→)(←_←)(⇀_⇀)

Main Boss: Don't worry! We'll make sure to remove him from the victims list so he wont die. He's a brave little brat right? \( ̄▽ ̄)/

[Admin: To hell with you all!!!! I F*CKING QUIT!!! (╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻]

Main Boss: You can't quit lol or that tyrant boss will murder you and everyone else here.

Main Boss: And if you leave the host alone there's a chance he'll really die.

Main Boss: Do your best lol Ah, we already started making the 'world' bit by bit so there's no chance of me

changing my mind. <( ̄︶ ̄)> lol

[Admin: (⊙_⊙). . . ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) *puts back table*]

Main Boss: LOL

[Admin: 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸]

The Admin needed a long vacation or he might just die first before his host.

Ming Yu: Admin, where are you. . .

[Admin: (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ author. . . ]

*^*^*^*^*^*^* lol

*Three savage cubs*

All three: Mama! Mama! Mama! 
(((o(*°▽°*)o)))

Mother Yu: Yes my little babies? Aww so cute~♡

All three: Can we go over Uncle Ming's place? Please! Please! ('。• ω •。')

Father Yu: Why not play with Papa. 
(*'▽'*) so cute.

Three fluffy heads shifted their attention to their father before looking at each other.

All three: No. it's no fun playing with Papa!

Eldest Son, Yu Hong: Dad has no sense of humor. Brother Xin is the best! the coolest!

Second Eldest, Daughter Yu Yi: Dad is boring! You don't throw me high! high! Like Uncle Ming do!

Youngest Son, Yu Huang: I like Brother Yue the most. H-he's nice. . . and handsome.

Father Yu: "..." Brutality.

Mother Yu: *snicker* Children between Papa and Mama, who is better.

All three: MAMA!!! °˖✧\(⁰♡⁰)/✧˖°

Father Yu: ΣΣ(゚д゚lll) "..."

Mother Yu: Then go visit Uncle Ming.

All three: Yay! 

The molding mushroom Father Yu on the corner felt the coldness of the cave as it seized his heart.

All three: Papa!! CHU~  ( ˘ ³˘)

All three: Love you Papa! We're going now! o(^▽^)o

Father Yu: Mmn. Don't come home late. . .

Mother Yu: Tch. So easy to please.

*^*^*^*^*^*^*

*When you're OOC*

Xin: Yue. . . Father is awake.

Yue: I know.

Xin: He has been awake for half a day.

Yue: I know.

Time passed.

Xin: Yue, Father has been awake for an entire day.

Yue: "..."

Time passed.

Xin: Yue. . .

Yue: I know. There's something terribly wrong with this. I'll go check.

Xin: Im going.

He entered the room looking at Ming Yu's straightened back who was sitting while facing the mirror. Ever since the day those humans arrived, Ming Yu locked himself inside his room without letting them in. Occasionally they would peek to check if he was fine.

Xin: Father?

Ming Yu: "..."

There was no answer so he slowly approached him, hugging him from behind.

Xin: Father. . . ?

Ming Yu: Zzz

Xin: "..."

Ming Yu fell asleep while sitting. He was asleep the entire time.

Yue sighed in relief.

*^*^*^*^*^*^*

*Li Jun wooden doll*

On a rare day, author Ming Yu was carving on wood.

Yue: Dad, you're good at this.

Ming Yu: Mmn. Part-time job.

-It was a carving of Li Jun.

He traced the wood with a solemn mood and carefully carved every detail he could remember to express his feelings.

A week passed and a small mountain of Li Jun's carvings filled the corner of his room.

Yue: This. . .

Ming Yu: Burn them.

Yue: Eh?

Ming Yu: they're firewood. So burn them. Burn them to ash.

Yue: "..."

Yue was baffled by this way of expressing anger and could only lit a candle for Li Jun in his heart.

Well he deserved it.

*^*^*^*^*^* lol

*Meeting Mother Yu*

Ming Yu was looking for a good spot to sleep while the twins were busy and stumbled on a bloody scene filled with bodies of mangled beasts.

Mother Yu: Human?

Ming Yu: "..."

Mother Yu: Too scared to talk?

Ming Yu: Sing. . .

Mother Yu:?

Ming Yu: Singapore. . .

Mother Yu:???

Ming Yu's weirdness was what drawn Mother Yu into their friendship.

Ming Yu: slimy. . . he doesn't want to touch her though.

(a/n: Merlion inspired beast, no fish tail though but fish scales as fur)

*^*^*^**^*^* lol

Thank you for reading my book and for all the support! Your comments really give this author a lot of ideas and you just don't know it haha.

Continue enjoying reading~☆

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