Meanwhile, a conversation off to the side...
Random Guy 1- "Now, we've formulated a few strategies with some help from the higher-ranked adventurers on how to deal with the first floor of the dungeon.”
???- “This dungeon is a trap to kill us all!”
RG1- “Oh goddamnit Kibaou. Do you have any evidence to back that up?”
Kibaou- “Pfft, evidence. I don’t need no evidence.”
Kibaou then points towards a random person.
KIBAOU- “Isn't that right Jesus!?”
Jesus- “… It’s pronounced Ay-zus, and, I don’t know you.”
KIBAOU- “Well we could still die in the dungeon!”
???- “If I might interject…”
A voice from the back of the group speaks up.
KIBAOU- “And who the hell are you!?”
The owner of the voice steps forward. He is a large man with many muscles under his dark brown skin, his bald head shines under the lgiht from the ceiling.
???- “I am known by many names. Mountain Slayer… Thunder Lion… The Chocolate Axe… But you? You may call me… Tiffany.”
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KIBAOU- “… T-Tiffany, huh? That’s a… pretty masculine name.”
Tiffany- “Shouldn't be. It’s a woman’s name.”
KIBAOU- “… Kay, I don’t know how to talk to you…”
Tiffany- “Good. Then you can shut up and listen.”
Tiffany then raises his arm to show a bracelet on it.
Tiffany- “Does everyone here have this bracelet on their wrist? This bracelet will let you revive if you die in the dungeon. So as long as you are wearing this bracelet, if you’re in the dungeon, you won’t die. If you get killed, you will instead resurrect on the surface. It’s already been tried and tested! It’s a one-use item, but it’s bought for cheap at the counter over there.”
Tiffany points to a counter with a bunch of bracelets and other items on it.
Random Guy 3- “Actually, I didn’t buy it.”
Random Guy 4- “Yeah, I didn’t buy it either.”
Random Guy 5- “I thought about buying one…”
Tiffany- “What!? Didn’t any of you buy one!? It is literally a matter of life and death!”
Random Guy 6- “Well dude, it’s like, a silver.”
Tiffany- “… I am so done with you people…”
Random Guy 7- “What do you mean ‘You people’?”
Don't trust Tiffany's bs daggers, they break almost immediately.
SAO Abridged huh.
@DJDAN, you're too clever for your safety boi!
That SAO Abridged reference!!!!!
@DJDAN you madman!!!
Thanks for the chapter!