Dream: "Hello, hello! Is this thing on- testing...? Passive, can you tell if this thing is recording or not-?"
Passive: "It appears to be recording..."
Dream: "Wonderful! Hello, my name is Dream..!"
Passive: "My name is Passive, anyways- Dream, I'm going to order us some dinner. It's getting quite late..."
Dream: "Pizza-! Can we get pizza?!"
Passive: "No. Pizza is unhealthy-"
Dream: "Please-!!! I seriously want pizza-"
Passive: "Alright, alright. Only because this is a special occasion and you deserve a special treat.."
Dream: "Huzzah! A special treat for a special occasion!"
Passive: "Go back to talking about who you are, nobody cares about what we're eating for dinner tonight."
Dream: "Hmmph- I suppose not-..."
Passive: "...Go on, don't let me hold you back."
-There's some clattering in the background as Passive stumbles out of the room to find his phone-
Dream: "Haha... well, I'm the guardian of positive feelings, and Passive is the guardian of the negative ones! I guess you'd like to know my age...I'm well over 400 years old. My parents are... well, my mother is a tree...! I suppose you could say my father was Blue-... No, that's a little too weird. I do not wish to confuse your feeble human minds."
-Dream smiles at Passive who stumbles back into the room-
P: "I ordered the pizza, Dream. I assumed you'd want lemonade so I ordered you a small cup of that too."
D: "Aww, you're so thoughtful big bro!!"
-There's a happy squeal and an annoyed grunt. Dream had probably just given Passive a large hug-
D: "I love you! I love you lots!"
P: "I know, you've said it PLENTY of times. Believe me..."
-There's a small giggle and a loud snort-
D: "Hmm-? Oh, there's a large red button here-! I wonder what it does, let's find out!"
P: "That button ends the recordin-"
-End of first transcript-