Agentt: So, today we shall do that, right? The hero stuff.
Agentt: But you said the new actors will arrive today.
Agentt: Right now? Like, we are like 30 minutes into the play and you want to add a song?
1Please don't do it, please don't do it, please don't do what I think you are going to do
2Frick! You did it. Why do you always have to break the 4th wall!
3No its not funny, it-
- Oi, stop talking you two!
Agentt: So. Okay. I can do it. Give me the plot.
Agentt: What kind of beautiful?
Agentt: Oh.
Agentt: What?
Agentt: Okay, what's the longest sentence a human can say?
Agentt: Okay, I can do this. I can-I can do this. Phew. Well, I can do this. Oh, I can definitely do this.
4Ahem, the guy said, Warning, cringe levels approaching lv 999999
- Oi! Don't raise people's expectations! Now I actually have to think of a song, you scoundrels.
| Can someone remind me why am I having an argument with myself? |
Agentt: When I saw you for the first time, I thought,
I thought....
Hey, director! We need margin or something! I don't like my lines are going under my name! It looks untidy!
Include disturbance in force here. The space time rift has been ripped apart and the flow of time has gone haywired, the sole controller of all our lives is Director, and he and he only
5Hey! What the frick man!
6I know I said to make the director the villian, but this is not what I meant!
7No, I don't have double standards! You are the one with no brain here
| Can we stop this and actually do a normal isekai for once? |
- Hehe, they don't know but this was all my plan. Now I can get more word count.
Agentt: So, today we shall do that, right? The hero stuff.
Agentt: But you said the new actors will arrive today.
Agentt: Right now? Like, we are like 30 minutes into the play and you want to add a song?
8Please don't do it, please don't do it, please don't do what I think you are going to do
9Frick! You did it. Why do you always have to break the 4th wall!
10No its not funny, it-
- Oi, stop talking you two!
Agentt: So. Okay. I can do it. Give me the plot.
Agentt: What kind of beautiful?
Agentt: Oh.
Agentt: What?
Agentt: Okay, what's the longest sentence a human can say?
Agentt: Okay, I can do this. I can-I can do this. Phew. Well, I can do this. Oh, I can definitely do this.
11Ahem, the guy said, Warning, cringe levels approaching lv 999999
- Oi! Don't raise people's expectations! Now I actually have to think of a song, you scoundrels.
| Can someone remind me why am I having an argument with myself? |
Agentt: Oh ok.
Insert melody
When I saw you for the first time,
I thought, and I mumbled,
Naaaaaaaa, na na naaaaaaa
Na naaaaaaa
Nnaaaaaaa naaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhh oh ohhhhh ohhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooo
I thought~~~~ and I mumbled, that I really like you
Dun dun duuunnnn dun dun
Duun, dun.
Ohhh whaoooaaaahhhh, I like you~~~
And that's it.
Agentt: We literally had like 10 minutes of play, and you want to include a half an hour long song?
Agentt: ...and I have to do it solo? Can I get a partner?
Agentt: Girl please.
Enter from right, Agentt, a girl wearing a chinese dress, hiding behind a paper fan. She walks elegantly, putting flowers to shame, bashful and shy.
Agentt: Oh...a real girl. Like, a real girl? Is she a real one? The real real female girl? A human female?
Agentt: Oh my, what a pleasure meeting you. Hides behind the fan. I am-, My name is Agentt. I hope we can work...together ni-nicely.
Agentt was now as red as tomato, meanwhile Agentt was fidgeting, looking here and there
Agentt: Uhh...its a pleasure meeting you too. I am Agentt. And...I am...an actor, as you can see. Like, hahah, wasn't that funny?
Agentt: How so?
Agentt: I mean..like, I am an actor, and we are in a theatre, so its obvious I am an actor, but I still said so.
Agentt: You could be a director too.
Agentt: Yeah, I could be.
Agentt: Or a producer, a janitor, a make up man, there are so many roles.
Agentt: Yes, you are right. But. Like, it was funny, if we ignore all that.
Agentt: Well, I suppose it did tickle me somewhat.
Agentt: So, sh-shall we dan-da-da-da-da-dance pleaee?
Agentt: Oh my, how cute. Of course we can.
Agentt: Really?
Agentt: For a low price of paying all my bills and taking care of all my needs.
Agentt: Eh? I think I missheard. Could you repeat that?
Agentt: I can repeat it as many times as you want, for a low price of taking care of me, I shall be your loyal trap.
Agentt: That is completely different from what you said earlier, and....trap?
Agentt: Yes. I am a trap.
Agentt: Oh.
Agentt: Could it be, you are no longer interested?
Agentt: Uh, yes. About your offer. Can I with some cat pics?
Agentt: Yes, I suppose they will suffice. Congratulations, I am your loyal trap from today.
Agentt: Oh. Ohhhh.....oh.
The above conversation, the trap one. Its real. I've had that with a member of SH. That member should still be owned by me unless he has forgotten about it.
Who is it?
@Napelynn
Think!
Dadda, Umm...umm...ya know actually I dont know wut to comment~!
Honey, uhhh, I have a slave?
Ummm~?
@Iyana ^^)
Don't mind him, he just exists.
But I said hi to him~!
@Iyana hm? You don't know him honey
Ya sure~?
@Iyana yes honey, you don't know him
Who r ya takin about by the way~? Because I was takin about @Napelynn
@Iyana
^^)
I will not say
Oh...
@Iyana There there, you don't know him dear, and chances are, he would've forgotten till now
*Sniff* *hug daddy*