I’m a drug abuser running a long con for more drugs.

• Awful Brooke

1 Day Later - Brooke - Produce Cooler

“Hey Brooke!” yells Brooke from the produce cooler. “Get in here!”

I enter the produce cooler. “What’s up?”

“I have drugs.” she hands me some pills.

“Cool. Thanks.” I pop them back. “Your wizard looks rad.”

“Thanks, he’s trying something new.”

I feel a hideous icy pain in my brain, but it doesn’t matter. My wizard is destroyed before me, but I don’t care. His rotten corpse asks “Do you know any Copycats?”

“Yes.”

“Excellent.” he giggles.