"What the...where..where am I. I opened my eyes and I was not in my room anymore. Atleast, I don't remember my room ever having that realistic of a sky looking wallpaper. I tried to get up as my hands toughed something soft. It was grass, unlike the ones I have seen, these ones are really soft. Like a bunch of moss. And wet. Maybe from dew? It did seemed it was dawn here. I tried to get up to scan my surroundin- Whaaahhhh. Ther-there is something on my face. What the.. its sticky. Aaahhhhh. I am trying to remove it but, as if living, the blib continues to stick to me. I try to change my strategy and try to tear it. It worked, lile jelly, it just tore easily and stoped its apparent supernatural stuff. What even is this stuff. With a ping, I heard a voice."

Let's just try to translate this.

~.~)

Look at the time, it's 11 pm already.

This might be my first chapter that would take 2 days to make.

First, we are just gonna translate the grammar

"What (pointing towards)...where..I? I open I eyes (in addition to) I not inside I room not right now. Minimum, I not knowing I room possessing (pointing towards) real wallpaper in time. I try stand in addition to touch something soft. It grass."

@,@)

I am sleep. Meet you tomorrow.

Hello everyone! Agentt of the future!

You must be thinking, 

Ah, it's no longer night, so surely you would be able to finish this?

Well, no, cuz my Tablet's battery is at 15%

Why can't I charge it?

None of your bussiness.

Continuing on,

"What (pointing towards)...where..I? I open I eyes (in addition to) I not inside I room not right now. Minimum, I not knowing I room possessing (pointing towards) real wallpaper in time. I try stand in addition to touch something soft. It grass. Like (collection of) moss. (In addition to) wet. Maybe dew?"

~.~)

I got lazy now, 

Throw this away! No, this whole chapter! Useless! Trash! We are gonna do this from scratch!