MIRA OUTPOST IMP073R: POLUS.
ADMIN ROOM, TIME:0700
Rise and shine, this is your lovely Leader Black, the weather is all dusty, cold and unforgiving as usual but there is hope everybody because as of now we are engaging in protocol 02 and leaving this little dirt ball behind and heading to HQ.
"Leader you dont have to say you are lovely on every announcement. Everyone here knows it is a propaganda made by abusing your authority"
"Officer Yellow, what is our schedule for today?"
sighs.."We will be finishing protocol 02 by 1200 and confirming our rendezvous point with HQ. We will head to the point at 1300 in dropship 7"
"Then you are free now. Let's build the biggest snow man ever on our last day here"
"Ok"
SECURITY, TIME:1000
"Lime, where is my coffee at maaaan"
"Banana, you aren't a 5yr old get your own coffee man"
"But if i dont get my coffee i get clingy like this, wait is Dr.Maroon still operating the digger thingy"
"Yeah man, better tell him its time to wrap it up, we got only 2hrs remaining until departure"
"Yeah yeah you go tell him and dont forget my coffeeeee"
groans "Yes, but dont complain if your coffee tastes a tad bit salty"
ADMIN, TIME:1100
"What do you mean it's a no go!!"
"Leader Black, we cannot arrange any pickups today"
"Then when can we EXPECT ONE, HUH, FORTEGREEN"
"No use getting angry at me, i will check with any passenger ships you can hitch a ride with, ok"
"Hmm, damn fartgreen"
"I can still hear you, Black"
BEEP
I feel sad looking at the PDA which displays 'Call ended' text and the extended schedule sent by Yellow. I was so hoping that we could return back to civilization at last. Our small group of five is seriously being overworked. Eventhough the physical stress is not much of a problem, the mental stress is accumulating for sure. I try my best to make them happy but how much longer can i keep them that way. When we return back, I am going to get that paid vacation even if I have to punch Fortegreen in the nose for it.
SPECIMEN ROOM, TIME:1200
I was told to stop my endeavours right when it was giving fruits. That moronic Lime, he spilled all his coffee on the centrifuge and contaminated the air flow table. I had to redo my work that was going to earn me my freedom.
Thankfully today's departure is postponed. I normally wouldn't feel happy at staying an extra day at this godforsaken place. But NO today is special. I happen to chance upon a reading that is 97% organic in digsite 38. This is revolutionary Polus shouldn't have any lifeforms inhabiting it but this sample is still in some form of dormancy. It is amazing, Super amazing, if i could get this sample to HQ, i may even be promoted to a desk job, Finally.Before that i must properly unearth it.
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I can't f*cking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I f*cking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't f*cking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me f*cking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a f*cking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my f*cking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!
Cool Rant
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! IM TIRED OF SEEINGIT!! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD ITS f*ckING MEMES. I was in a server, right? And ALLLLLLLLLLLL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIND AND THE LOGO I FLIPPED IT AND I SAID "HEY BABE WHEN THE UNDERWEAR SUS!" HAHAHAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING. I f*ckING LOOKED AT A TRASHCAN AND I SAY "tHats a bIt sUssy!!" I LOOK AT MY PENIS AND I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET AND I GO "PENIS MORE LIKE PEENSUS HAHAH"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@SomeGuy i like your copypasta
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On a serious note, I am interested to see how this goes
Thanks bro btw welcome to amogus cult
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Thank you for the chapter!
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The cult of AMOGUS welcomes you